TheBirdOfHermesIsMyName
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Nohara Rin died at the hand of her closest friend and teammate, and a murdered twenty year old woman wakes up to rain, blood, an unconscious boy and a beast in her head.
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he's beauty he's grace he's got starscourge on his face by TheBirdOfHermesIsMyName
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
11 Nov 2018
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In which Ardyn is highly offended by the implication he isn't good enough for the Crystal, and because he's a petty bitch he goes about proving the Astrals wrong. Or: Starscourge is a killer for the complexion.
A series of interconnecting one-shots that may or may not become one big story.
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And the Darwin Award goes to... by TheBirdOfHermesIsMyName
Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jun 2017
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After everything Sasuke had done, maybe it wasn't too out-there to suggest that the whole point of this mission was to keep him far, far away from the village. But whatever, you know, he was getting paid for a year-long A-rank mission and all he had to do was put up with a bunch of civilian kids and a few idiots (namely idiots whose names rhymed with taruto). Easy, right?
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The Boy With the Death Eyes by TheBirdOfHermesIsMyName
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2016
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In which Harry Potter is more than the Boy-Who-Lived, angels are watching, demons are scheming, and Death comes to all.
Or: Why the Ministry is convinced that Harry Potter is the next Dark Lord.
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In sprawling fields of golden corn, Michael pays a visit to someone whose face is painful to look at. He knows he deserves it, and worse. They don't see it that way.
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- Part 3 of Dies Irae
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The journey of an archangel as he searches for a purpose, and for redemption.
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A good spy knows how to power through adversity.
A great spy doesn't let their pride get them killed.
A Duplicity AU in which Starscream leaves the Decepticons after Megatron tries to terminate him. This is the story of Starscream facing the consequences of revealing to the world he was an Autobot spy all along. Diverts at point 40. of Duplicity.
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- Part 2 of Spy!Scream
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01 Nov 2025
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Noctis Lucis Caelum was innocent.
Eos finally believed him, but after ten long years of being falsely imprisoned, can he ever recover?
(I recommend reading the first part of this series, 'Lost Innocence', because it is the foundation for this part of the story.)
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- Part 2 of Misplaced Innocence
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01 Nov 2025
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His mother told him the old stories.
That Amaterasu breathed them fire and his flames bled black into their hair.
Sister Tsukuyomi watched their journeys in the night, and her white eye painted them pale.
And Susanoo, the last of the three kin, threw aside his armour and sword and granted Uchiha the right to call upon his shield.and
-Sasuke faced the beast of black flame and ire and asked: "did you never think of the future?"
I never had the opportunity.
“Is this your opportunity then?” Sasuke asked it, bleeding from his eyes and wounds as his body tore itself apart forever. “Is this your punishment or mine?”- Words:
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01 Nov 2025
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Wild just wants to sleep by yoobisnose
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
31 Oct 2025
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"Being resistant to the world did not mean it was extraordinary." - Wild being poetic and angsty. The year? Somewhere, someplace after he killed Ganon Dragon. A few days after the heroes of old showed up at his door, literally.
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The chain meets Wild after ToTK happened.
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- Part 1 of Wild Just Wants to Sleep
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01 Nov 2025
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Kakashi isn't the first child to have disappeared, only the latest, but Sakumo will make sure he's the last. He's already failed his village. He won't fail his son.
But the boy he finds is not Kakashi, and the deeper he digs, the darker the truth.
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Kakashi and Obito go missing, only for them to return sharing a body.
[Extended rewrite of Paper Skin]
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- Part 2 of Paper Skin
Bookmarked by TheBirdOfHermesIsMyName
01 Nov 2025