TheFlashiestOfWalffles

A man wearing a suit holding a cane with a top hat. Instead of a normal head it is replaced by a Waffle



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  1. Summary

    Theseus rose to power at the age of 19 after the passing of their father. What would happen if you look behind the name?
    Would you find a 16 year old by the name of Tommy?
    Would you find his two best friends Tubbo and Ranboo who constantly stay over for different reasons?
    Would you find the retired Hero Poison Honey who goes by George and would you see him struggle after getting quite literally stabbed in the back?
    Or perhaps-
    Well, you will have to take a look to find out what happens in Hero Bay.

    (This will never be fully picked up again but this is such a huge Au with so many fun little things so i might post them)

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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    Avid's not the one who was ever meant to face the vampires they hunt directly. It's a dangerous trade, after all and his best skill were his sharp wits, as opposed to her skills with the crossbow.

    But fate had other plans, and now that he'd been bitten, Oakhurst seems like the place he'll belong forever more.

    Or...

    Avid was bitten instead of his partner, making him one of the starting vampires but he's a completely unprepared fledgling.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Chap 1
    WHAT A FUN START

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    07 Jun 2022

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    To read later

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    “Lance, what in the fresh hell is that?” Hunk interrupts sharply.

    Lance looks at his hand. “A smoothie?”

    “The ANIMAL, Lance!” Keith points at the cat- who was perched silently on Lance’s shoulder still.

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    AKA: running gag I think should have been included in the show: Lance keeps picking up random animals, and the team is giving up on questioning that.
    (I also think they should have included that Lance is good with people, and can act well, but that's a fic for another time)

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    14 Jun 2022

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    I love this, its pure Joy but in Fanfic form

  4. Rec 8

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    Marmalade escaped Limbo alone. She will do whatever it takes to get Avid out too.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    Love this
    To re read

  5. Rec *

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    Yor dies. Twilight copes.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    RE READ ITS SO CUTE ITS SO SAD THE GRIEF IS SO FUN!