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Arthur's new(ish) in town and Merlin's new(er).
Arthur's really trying at this whole community thing, but somehow still causing problems.
All Merlin does is make an entrance, meet a baker, and watch a marriage break down.
And then report the drama back to Gaius and Geoffrey. Obviously.
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Regulus Black is in love with a straight boy. It’s okay, he thinks, it’s a gay rite of passage. It’ll pass.
But the boy isn’t straight.
Right. Okay. So as long as there’s no meddling from Sirius or Remus or Barty or Lily or Marlene then Regulus will probably get out of this unscathed.
Which- yeah. Yeah.
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- Part 2 of A Decent-ish Proposal
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James Potter has a boy-crush. It’s a normal thing.
He’s trying to explain but Remus just doesn’t seem to get it- he’s fantastically jealous of Regulus because he wants Lily. Which is why he wants to kiss Regulus. It makes sense.
Remus has never heard someone say something so gay to prove that they’re straight.
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- Part 1 of A Decent-ish Proposal
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Regulus is really trying to hate summer, but then here comes a perfect summer afternoon of unpleasantly insightful friends, endearing truths and James Potter in the form of a ridiculous, radiant jump scare.
Really, things were fine until Peter appeared, and then suddenly Dorcas is lusting, Lily's crying and Sirius has collapsed across the field.
Being compared to a summer's day just became a little less serene.
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In an effort to prepare against future attempts on Arthur's life, the knights are sharing their suggestions for ways to kill the king.
Merlin's been lucky enough to observe some experts (and idiots) in real-life attempts, so has his answer ready suspiciously fast.
Really, he's put a lot of thought into it.
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“It didn’t mean anything! I swear!” The random man Eddie has never seen before cries suddenly, somewhat stilted, looking directly at Eddie. “Please take me back!”
Eddie has no fucking idea what’s happening. It’s like he had a stroke and woke up in the middle of a telenovela.
Or, Buck needs a fake boyfriend. Eddie loses his mind and offers to play the part.
Bookmarked by TheRealSteve
20 Mar 2026
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He looked me dead in the eye and said ‘ gee willikers!’ — I was a goner.
- Eddie Diaz, also relatable -
I’ll always be a bridesmaid (and I’ll never take one home) by paleredheadinascifi
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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“I told you my partner was coming,” the man says, shifting awkwardly. He turns and gestures towards Buck. “Here he is.”
Oh shit. It’s happening. It’s happening. The Universal Rom-Com Allocation System has finally found him and deemed him worthy.
He’s going to be the best Fake Boyfriend this beautiful man has ever seen.
Or, Eddie needs a fake boyfriend. Buck is about to deliver the Oscar-worthy performance of a lifetime.
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Bookmarked by TheRealSteve
28 Apr 2025
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Oh shit. It’s happening. It’s happening. The Universal Rom-Com Allocation System has finally found him and deemed him worthy.
-Buck Buckley, the relatable-est -
Don't Stop Tweeting (Hold On To That Feeling) by beetlesandstars, twoslicetoast
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
11 Aug 2025
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Eddie: What do you mean you told Buck he was “lucky enough” to have grown up in a “post-glee” world?
Did you actually think that was going to help Buck reconcile this Tommy with the Tommy that hurt someone he used to deeply care about? Or are you paid commission by FOX?Josh: Put your claws away, Diaz
We can agree to disagree about my methodsEddie: I don’t even know where to start
Josh: Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot
Eddie: Blocked.
Or: Eddie creates an anonymous Twitter account and watches Glee (out of spite). Discourse ensues.
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- Part 9 of 9-1-1 chat fics
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