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Eddie spins on his heel in the middle of the room, slowly taking in the space before he fixes Steve with an awkward, closed-mouth smile. Steve feels himself return it. Ringed fingers curl and straighten compulsively by Eddie's side as he tilts his head.
“And we’re sure there are no other rooms?”
Steve feels the smile slide off his face.
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In the aftermath of their final battle against Vecna, Hawkins is put under quarantine. Steve and Eddie bunk up.
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22 Dec 2025
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But he didn’t count on the fact there was one person in the room who, besides Eleven and Hopper, had the reason to be the most stir-crazy of them all — and Munson had practically made antagonizing Steve into an even bigger pastime than a professional goddamn sport.
There were a variety of one liners he liked to deploy when Steve would roll his eyes or let loose a huff of annoyance.
“What’s got your panties in a twist, Harrington?” he would ask, or, “Baby skip his nap today?”
A personal favorite of his seemed to be some variation of asking if it was Steve’s time of the month. “You on your period, sweetheart?” he’ll ask. It never failed to kill with the boys, who would fall all over themselves laughing when he asked — usually after whatever meeting they were in, because it also never failed to get Nancy apoplectic. Munson, to his credit, had only needed twice to learn to keep that one way under his breath and out of her earshot for fear she’d shoot his nuts off.
These questions also had the unique ability to make Steve as red as a fucking tomato which, like, fuck him, he guessed.
In which Steve learns a thing or two, by doing a thing or two.
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18 Dec 2025
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“Steve, I’ve solved your problem.”
“Huh?”
“I’ve found your dreamboat. Your perfect match, your other half- fits your type to a t. Literally right now, you could walk over and proposition this person to bear your six offspring and sail off into the sunset together in a shitty RV.”
Steve blinks at her bemusedly, and then she points out beyond the pool- where Eddie Munson sits in the grass, smiling lazily as El and little Holly Wheeler adorn him in daisy chains, giggling as he bows to each of them, adjusting his flowery crown.
Steve groans, face in his palms.
“Yeah,” he laughs dryly, “if only Eddie was a chick, huh?”
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five times steve laments over the fact that eddie would be the perfect partner if he was a girl, and one time where he realises that’s no longer an issue for him
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17 Dec 2025
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Naively, he thinks he might be safe. But right there, smack bang in the middle of the classroom display, is Christopher’s story. Proudly titled: When My Dads Got Married.
“Oh dear god,” Eddie whispers beside him.
Buck’s soul leaves his body.
Or, Buck joins his good friend Eddie at his son's Parents' Night. Platonically. With his good pal, Eddie.
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- Part 4 of Pal's 12 Days of Ficsmas
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10 Dec 2025
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“And who the fuck is this dog?”
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“Whoa, buddy!” The man with all his working limbs says, bending down in front of Christopher, putting himself between the toddler and the road. “Roads are no fun for babies.”
And Eddie, as stated, already cannot breathe. When he does try to breathe, he’s sucking in burning flames. So it takes a minute to register that the nice man who just saved his baby’s life is - - fuck. Of course. Of course, it’s his hot new neighbor.
Or, Eddie is injured. He also has a toddler. His next door neighbor keeps them alive.
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- Part 3 of Pal's 12 Days of Ficsmas
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10 Dec 2025
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“If this happens again, it’ll probably be easier if you just kind of drop into a roll. Knock him down like a bowling pin.”
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“This is definitely the right couch.”
“If you say so.”
“No, Eddie!” Buck stood, grabbing Eddie’s face and sandwiching it between his hands. “I love this couch.”
Eddie laughed. “Okay, buddy, you love the couch.”
“No, you don’t understand. I am in love with this couch.”
“What?”
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- Part 6 of 911 Oneshots
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07 Dec 2025
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Yeah, my dad’s. Bucky and Couch.
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Chris hates this stupid party. He hates it and he wants to go home. He pulls up a contact he hasn't messaged in a while.
Can you come get me?
Buck:
Yef
Yes
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- Part 1 of Pal's 12 Days of Ficsmas
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01 Dec 2025
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Me and my gay dads, at the farmer’s market!
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What if We Kissed in the Haunted Inn (And the Doll was Watching) by paintingadream
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
28 Apr 2025
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Welcome to the Rosedale Inn: Where the amenities include whispers in the hallway, a matchmaking doll, and a hostess who’s almost certainly psychic.
Two complete strangers.
One haunted honeymoon suite.
Zero chance of survival… unless they catch feelings first.Bookmarked by TheRealSteve
28 Aug 2025
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The owner gaslights guests about their relationship statuses. Food was incredible. Left engaged. Would not recommend it for solo travellers. Bring your own Holy Water. 2.5 Stars. (5 stars for the fic)
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The mortifying ordeal of stalking your hot coworker by paleredheadinascifi
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
09 Jul 2025
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LinkedIn (3)
Evan Buckley viewed your profile
Evan Buckley viewed your profile
Evan Buckley viewed your profileEddie chuckles. He’s not sure what this guy’s problem is — he’s been pissing all over the firehouse like a territorial dog since the moment Eddie dared to step foot inside his new place of employment. Now he’s googling him.
Or, Buck doesn't know LinkedIn notifies someone when you view their profile. He views Eddie's profile a lot.
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13 Jul 2025
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I feel my pulse quickening, but I wouldn’t change a thing. by strawberryfae
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
09 Jul 2025
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For Eddies birthday, Buck orders a silly little print of 4995 South Bedford. It comes with a random free sticker that reminds Eddie of some good advice he received recently.
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The fic where Eddie chooses joy.
Title is from the song Joy by Bastille :)
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12 Jul 2025
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Don't Believe In Fear, Don't Believe In Faith by JustABigOldNerd, PeregrinOfTheShire
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
26 Jan 2025
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Worlds of vampires in the Old West
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30 Jun 2025
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Country Roads (Take Me Home) by PeregrinOfTheShire
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
08 Apr 2024
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“We were supposed to turn off motorway half-hour ago!”
“We heard you the first time, Illya,” says Gaby, drumming her hands on the wheel. Her ponytail snaps like a whip as she rolls her window down. Outside, the rolling fields stretch away into oblivion as they speed along the grey-paved road. “There’s more than one way to get there.”
“Is not what map says,” grumbles the Russian from the back seat, but the sounds of crinkling paper speak up soon after, announcing that he has retreated back behind said map in silence.
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- Part 1 of Country Roads
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29 Jun 2025
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It Takes A Strong Hand And A Sound Mind by JustABigOldNerd for Huggiebird
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
17 Apr 2025
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Illya and Gaby live peacefully on a small dairy farm in West Germany. Until a strange American man shows up at their door and upends everything.
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29 Jun 2025
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When Morgana falls into an enchanted slumber, Arthur and Merlin journey to the Impenetrable Forest to seek a cure while Gwen holds vigil at her lady's side. Eventually, hidden truths are revealed—at the forest as well as in Camelot.
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24 Jun 2025
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bright hopes and pure delights by w1tch3 for quati_quati, la_fleur_odette
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jan 2025
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“We just wanted to tell you that we’re dating now.” To emphasize his point, James raises their intertwined hands and presses a devout kiss to the back of Regulus’s hand, a faint smile on his lips.
Marlene raises her eyebrows, unimpressed. “Haven’t you been dating for, like, six months?”
“I thought it was a year,” Peter pipes in.
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Snippets of James and Regulus’s developing relationship.
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- Part 2 of starchaser roommates au
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24 Jun 2025
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B- he was convinced Jimmy here was straight
E- more like straight from the pride paradeThank you kings
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a home where heart and soul may rest by w1tch3 for quati_quati, la_fleur_odette
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jul 2024
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“I’ve never had a problem sharing my friends!” James argues.
Remus’s lips twitch, but he maintains his neutral expression. “Is that what Regulus is to you? A friend?”
“Of course, he’s my friend! I adore him, you know that.”
“We do,” Remus agrees patiently. He has his teacher’s voice on, and James fears he’s being led into some Socratic thought experiment. “It’s just… Don’t you think you might adore him a little too much?”
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James and Regulus are the perfect roommates, but everything changes when Regulus brings a guy home. Truths are unveiled and feelings are confronted.
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- Part 1 of starchaser roommates au
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22 Jun 2025
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He’s not a baby queer, he’s a twenty-eight year old oblivious walnut. -Sirius Black, correct
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Bluebonnets and Polo Mallets by chamel
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
27 Jun 2025
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“So, polo,” he says, looking Henry up and down. The contrast between their appearances—with Henry in his clean white breeches and pale blue Ariat-branded polo shirt—is stark. “That’s the one that’s like croquet on horseback, right?”
Henry is so relieved that they’re not dwelling on his accidental come-on that he can’t even be that offended. Alex delivers the barb with that same teasing smirk, and Henry is forced to laugh as he scoffs. “Not exactly.”
(As a professional polo player, rodeo is a foreign world to Henry. But when his new sponsor organises a photoshoot with a top rodeo star, he finds his life turned upside down by a bronco rider with big brown eyes and dark curls. Surely this won't become a problem...)
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07 Jun 2025
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Jake’s making bets, Bradley’s got a job to do, shenanigans ensue
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07 Jun 2025