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Master of Death!Harry becomes the first deer summons, and guess which clan likes deer?
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15 Oct 2025
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write your name in the sand of the hourglass and hope it doesn't break by TheTartWitch
Fandoms: Naruto
29 Nov 2016
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Naruto sees warnings and secrets and his clan's heritage.
There's a reason Iwa feared the Uzumaki Clan, and they will again.
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- Part 13 of One-shots of AUs
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15 Oct 2025
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The Fourth Shinobi War wasn't going well. Shinobi were dying right-left-and-center. Ono Toshiko had done what she could to avoid it - and failed.
Her little brother had a plan. A fail-safe. A seal attached to her heart, mind, and chakra network so that if his latest knuckle-headed scheme to fix their world failed, there would still be hope.
She agreed but prayed nonetheless that a miracle would occur and after the war was over Naruto would take the seal off of her.
She should have known better.
After all - if there were deities listening, they clearly had no mercy for a reincarnated soul. Especially not enough to *not* force her to do it all over again. Only in a new body, and a new time.
An A/U of Reincarnation for the Win.
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- Part 1 of Fail Safe
- Part 2 of Toshiko Transformations
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- 25/?
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13 Oct 2025
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A depressed and sleep-deprived college student ends up isekai’d, transmogrified, de-aged, and left scrambling to survive in a world vastly different from their own.
At least it’s one they recognize.
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- Part 3 of Escapism and Other Coping Methods
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12 Oct 2025
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I… died, rolled metaphorical existential dice, and somehow managed to wind up reincarnating as Uchiha Sasuke of all people.
This is why we don’t gamble, Tsunade.
Or
If someone like me reincarnated as Uchiha Sasuke.
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- Part 4 of Escapism and Other Coping Methods
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- 26/?
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12 Oct 2025
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Shisui Uchiha expected to get caught and his remaining eye to be stolen, so he was ready to die. What he didn't expect was to be rescued by a feisty redhead Uzumaki and definitely not to get proposed by the said redhead on a spot.
(Time Travel/Dimension Travel AU, Shisui x femNaruto)
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07 Oct 2025
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Minato loves his team. He really does. It's just that Team Seven's legacy of being unable to hand in normal paperwork on time is strong in the new generation and it's awful. It's just so awful. And at this rate, he's going to become a hermit like his sensei.
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- Part 3 of Team Seven vs. Paperwork
- Part 3 of Lullabyknell vs. Naruto
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05 Oct 2025
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The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any. Good god, goddamn preteens are the worst.
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- Part 1 of Team Seven vs. Paperwork
- Part 1 of Lullabyknell vs. Naruto
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05 Oct 2025
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There's a quote that comes to mind: “Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be.” If they'd been smart, the citizens of Konoha would have realized this. If you call a boy a monster, then a monster he shall be. Natsume has a head full of a past life's knowledge and the sinking realization that in this world, no one will step up to protect him and Naruto. So he learns to do it himself, even if it means staining his hands so Naruto can keep his clean.
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- Part 1 of and we change like seasons
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05 Oct 2025
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Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.
Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.
Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.
TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...
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- Part 1 of Original work-verse
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04 Oct 2025
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She remembered dying.
What she did not expect was, after what amounted to drowning in her own fluids at thirty-two years old, was instead of whatever made up the afterlife, she opened her eyes in a world both somehow familiar as well as altogether strange.
She’d been tired for a long time before she died. However she’d been granted a second life, she was never going to thank anyone for it, no matter how amazing or awful it ended up being. That said, if she ever met the reason she was sucked into the Naruto ‘verse, there would be much shin-kicking to be done.
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- Part 1 of Self-Insert Fics
- Part 1 of Toshiko Transformations
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04 Oct 2025
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It's a self insert fic. You know the drill.
Featuring a grumpy protagonist who wants mochi, clean socks, and to maintain possession of their life and eyeballs in that order, a troll-dad sensei who's genuinely trying to understand the pint sized weirdos he's been saddled with but isn't sure where to start, and two team mates who are honest to god twelve year olds who canonically didn't mature until after the handy dandy time skip.
Where, please, is the unsubscribe button, because I'd like to request a different afterlife.
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- Part 1 of Wisdom 'Verse
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- 50/50
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02 Oct 2025
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Eventide by MoonWitch96
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
30 Sep 2025
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Transmigating into the body of seventeen-year-old Bella Swan, Lorelei Caulderón can only say she would have enjoyed it-
When she was eleven.
At twenty-seven, she honestly just wants to go home to wifi, her dogs, and her own damn face.
A re-examination and retelling of ‘Twilight’ through the perspective of someone who really rather not.
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30 Sep 2025
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“Honey, maybe we shouldn’t?” Fugaku rasped between the kisses. “Well… it hasn’t been that long since Itachi… are you sure it’s okay?”
“Oh please, Fugaku, my love, it’s fiiiiine. What’s the worst that could happen?”
The famous last words.
In this story, our OC is brought from the modern world into the world of shinobi as a daughter to Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha. Some will say she is an angel, but the clan quickly learned, that she was more like a spawn of Madara Uchiha himself.
Meanwhile, our dear OC, faced with the life of a shinobi, would ask only one question: What would Madara do?
This fic has a discord! ^^
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- Part 1 of Life of a Serial Killer
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- English
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- 288,820
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- 80/80
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30 Sep 2025
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Spectre Authority by 2bfrank (sylvanrogue), sylvanrogue
Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
17 Jan 2023
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Spectres are not trained, but chosen. Individuals forged in the fire of service and battle; those whose actions lift them above the rank and file.
A collection of interconnected standalone Spectre stories that take place in the same AU (no Reapers). Some will feature lots of action, some will feature lots of smut, all will feature Spectres.Featured pairings will include Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian and Nihlus Kryik/Saren Arterius.
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29 Sep 2025
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There was something more important though and her fingers were trembling, when she called up the Normandy’s data. For a second she hesitated, almost embarrassingly anxious, then she swallowed thickly and hailed the ship.
Nothing. Silence answered her and then after a few heart-wrenchingly long seconds the screen flickered red to announce that the attempt to establish a connection had failed. She sunk back into the pillows, staring numbly at the words that were burning themselves into her brain. Of course. What else had she expected? It didn’t mean that the Normandy had been destroyed, she reminded herself, fighting off the fear threatening to take over her mind. Taking a deep breath, she rubbed her suspiciously wet eyes and pulled up a different window to type out a message instead.
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29 Sep 2025
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Playing the Long Game by Otempora
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
27 Jun 2021
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Garrus was the nerdy kid at the Citadel school who got beat up because of who his dad was. Shepard was the scrappy, angry duct rat who stepped in to save him. Garrus fell in love instantly.
Their relationship changes a lot over the years, and so does the world. It feels like a game he doesn't know how to play, much less win. He has no choice but to keep trying.
Childhood friends AU. Completed. Spoilers up to and including Mass Effect 3. Explicit sex. Other trigger warnings in chapter descriptions.
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- Part 2 of Playing the Long Game
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- English
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- 76,906
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- 7/7
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29 Sep 2025
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Garrus and Shepard in the imperfect aftermath of the war.
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28 Sep 2025
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Garrus Vakarian's past and present, told through interconnected short stories one letter of the alphabet at a time.
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- Part 1 of Grace Shepard
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- English
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- 26/26
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28 Sep 2025
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Meet Local Singles by 2bfrank (sylvanrogue), sylvanrogue
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
27 Jul 2021
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Monthly Singles Mingle at Flux
Come meet local singles at one of the hottest clubs in the wards!
Space is limited, so purchase your ticket in advance.--
When Joker buys Shepard a ticket to an exclusive event at Flux, she has no idea he’s meddling in her love life. She has no interest in attending a singles’ meet-up, and neither does the turian C-Sec officer she meets there. She’s never been interested in turians, so talking to this one should be harmless. Right?
AKA, the galaxy’s two most oblivious dorks make fun of a meet-up event for singles without realizing it worked exactly as intended.
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- Part 1 of Spectre Authority
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27 Sep 2025