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The witch who opens her eyes in the dark hallways of the Ministry of Magic is not Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger is gone.
Granger has ceased to exist but she did not intend to disappear without answers. This new Hermione must weave her way through a life she doesn’t remember while seeking those out to kill her, and figure out if she can trust the handsome blonde who seems to be the only person to realize something is wrong…
___“Are you always going to be this petty whenever we run into each other?”
He grinned, flashing her a wicked smile that screamed danger; like a five-alarm blaze blaring in the back of her mind. “I thought you liked a little tête-à-tête. I’m hurt, Granger.”
“You’re a Healer, aren’t you? I’m sure you can manage.”
The grin grew wider, as though he was enjoying this. Was this the same man who had been such a grumpy ass in her office earlier today? Didn’t he hate her?
“Something is not right with you,” Hermione said aloud before she could help herself.
Malfoy’s smile vanished in an instant, replaced by the more familiar sneer. “You aren’t exactly yourself, either.”
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07 May 2025
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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05 May 2025
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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe
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26 Apr 2025
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Harry approaches Hermione with a serious message: “Someone is chasing me down through time, and we need to catch them before they change the past and the future.”
The culprit, not able to find the Elder Wand in their universe, seeks it out in another —jumpstarting a journey for Hermione to not only travel through the decades but also through alternate universes as she’s tasked with figuring out just why exactly they are after Harry and the Elder Wand.
To add to the complication, Future Draco travels back in time to tell Hermione to bring him along.
***NOW COMPLETE*** (yay)
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28 Mar 2025
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Person 1: "I don't know what it is about you... I just know that I can trust you."
Person 2, their actual, literal worst enemy: "Excuse me, what?"
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Recently appointed Senior Investigator Hermione Granger has an unfortunate run-in with a cursed bookmark. Somehow, it leaves curse breaker Draco Malfoy to take care of his suddenly amnesiac enemy, who for some Merlin forsaken reason thinks of him fondly.
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17 Mar 2025