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and, i would argue, the smartest person in this room by felixknorth
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
05 Aug 2025
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A Season 2 AU in which Will Graham did not, at any point, accuse Hannibal of being the Chesapeake Ripper.
Will Graham is the smartest person most people will ever have the misfortune to meet. Hannibal Lecter has been no exception; he's brilliant, but his failing is that he assumes he's the mastermind in every situation. He still thinks Will didn't pick up on every weird joke, every coincidence, every threat disguised as a charming quip, every flashing neon sign that screams "Hannibal Lecter is the Chesapeake Ripper!"
Now, Will has to decide what he wants from Hannibal. For the first time in his life, it seems like there's a possibility that somebody might be close enough to his level for a real connection. Hannibal is an apex predator in a garish suit, blind to Will's superior camouflage, and the Ripper's obsession with Agent Graham is so obvious it's drawing attention from... undesirable sources. If Will can manipulate everything to his desired outcome, Hannibal could become the equal Will has always wanted.
If he wants to protect their fragile peace, it'll take a lot more than just Hannibal Lecter.
That's fine. After all, Will has never been able to stop himself at just one stray.
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Thorin and Bilbo, King and Consort, wake one day to news of a strange young woman with mysterious tomes and speaking an entirely unknown language having been discovered just outside of Erebor. She seems to bring grave omens- ones she's unable to properly share through the language barriers.
So begins lessons in Westron, and fighting, and ravens sent away to Gandalf to come investigate this strange situation, slipping into a comfortable routine for many months.
Until she says one word impossible to ignore.
(AKA I am Isekai'd into Middle-Earth but I don't speak Westron so things get complicated.)
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24 Jun 2025
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between a rock and a hard dwarf by enbyofdionysus
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Feb 2025
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“Look at that,” Dwalin groaned. He had Bilbo’s ass in two rough fistfuls, spreading his cheeks and his hole with his thumbs. “I always said pink was my favorite color.”
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Just a short, nasty DP drabbleBookmarked by Tirednerd461
23 Jun 2025
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In which Merlin wakes up and chooses violence, and decides not to rethink that choice.
Or: Merlin realizes that, if he's going to keep Arthur safe and keep his magic a secret, he will have to get a little bit physical. Arthur has to rethink everything in existence when he's suddenly forced to confront the fact that Merlin can fight, and is in fact, bloody dangerous
Or: The author randomly thought "Murder Twink Merlin" while re-watching the show, and decided it was his mission in life to make that a tag.
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- Part 1 of Murder Twink! Merlin
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15 Feb 2025
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A manservant performs his noble master's usual nightly ablutions, which differ from the norm in several interesting ways.
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- Part 1 of Turnesly
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14 Nov 2024
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A spa employee gets a chance to enjoy the benefits of Noah's slutty transformation.
(Sequel to In For a Penny)
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- Part 9 of Malpractice
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03 Nov 2024
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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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13 Oct 2024
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As the embodiment of all the earth's magic, Merlin is responsible for its magic users, and thus it falls to him to find out just what the old Roderick Burgess has trapped in his basement.
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05 Oct 2024
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Ginger and Honey by sourweather for Adelisa_B
Fandoms: Charlie Countryman (2013), Adam (2009)
10 Dec 2022
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Nigel hadn't wanted his sweet Adam to be exposed to the darker parts of him, but in the end he hadn't had a choice in the matter. Now all he can do is wait and see how his angel reacts to dating a killer.
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12 Sep 2024
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Will is an omega who religiously takes suppressants. Not because he doesn't like how heat makes him feel, but because his heats make him incredibly violent. All he wants is to manage his intrusive thoughts and avoid hurting anyone. There's not an alpha alive who could possibly survive mating with him, let alone going through heat with him. Enter Hannibal.
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25 Aug 2024
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It’s the afternoon of her seventh day outside of Taka-nii’s room when he returns from Judo-Club to the absolute shock of his life.
Because Taka-nii has grown fat since he’s been gone. And he’s sprouted a second head.
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The Natural and Silent Respect by LemonLeafTea
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
27 Mar 2022
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A modern retelling of the Ouran Highschool Host Club but with a twist on the main love interests.
Haruhi is forced to become part of the host club despite being a girl and grows irritated with the ignorance of the others but there was one person who stuck out. He never commented on her status, her appearance, or tries to change her. Her respect for him was unlike any other.
Takashi watches the others and tries to understand why they wanted to change Haruhi. He silently watches over the club while somehow getting closer to Haruhi.
The two formed a mutual respect and friendship or so they think until Ritsu Kasanoda falls in love with Haruhi. While he was supposed to be Takashi's apprentice, Takashi cannot help but feel hostile when he sees him with Haruhi even though he treats her with the same respect he does.
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The Haruhi Fan Club Is Now Called To Order by rcracer123
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
20 Aug 2022
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Haruhi Fujioka doesn't know it but they have an entire Fan Club that just want to see them happy and appreciated. This is a look at that club's reactions to how the Host club member's interact with their favourite host.
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17 Aug 2024
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Girl club goes trans right, And tamaki gets a verbal beat down 😌
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As the years pass, Peter has no choice but to stop lying to himself about his ill-timed erections. His dad stopped spanking him years ago and he still thinks of it as he fucks himself open at night, his bedroom just next door to his father’s, his ears straining to hear his dad’s own bedsprings creak.
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Tony gate crashes Peter's dates. It takes a while, but Peter eventually figures out why.
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19 May 2024
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In the absence of a working postal service the Smeerensburg post office has been (unofficially) repurposed as an (unsupervised) orphanage.
And now that's Jesper's problem.
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- Part 1 of Klaus Orphan au
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18 May 2024
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To Be Brand New by Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
28 Mar 2024
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On a rainy day in the Dreaming, Dream of the Endless watches the dreamfolk doting on Daniel Hall, and wishes he could be someone small enough to be loved.
Hob Gadling has waited a long time for a chance to be closer to his stranger. This isn't the way he ever imagined it happening, but he does love nothing better than being surprised.
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- Part 1 of Still Growing Up Now
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- English
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- 25/25
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09 May 2024
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Countertop Caller by SincyL
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 May 2023
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Shouta is just trying to grade papers, he wasn't expecting to be seduced.
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“So I should wait for him to come in and be like ‘What do you want first, coffee, sleep or maybe fucking me into the counter?’ That’s your advice?” Midoriya’s voice pitches low and sultry as he speaks into his phone and Shouta is definitely looking into the kitchen now. He doesn’t know how Midoriya didn’t hear his damn neck snap with how quickly he’d spun around.
Shouta shouldn’t be here for this conversation. This is obviously private and has nothing to do with him. He tries to think of a way he can get past the kitchen to the exit without being caught but his brain proves utterly useless when it sputters and keeps replaying Midoriya’s words on loop like that will help him. Shoving his hands into his eyes he tries to ignore the damning images flickering behind them, scenes of Midoriya bent over the counter, a shadowy figure railing him into the cold surface. His dick twitches in his sweatpants. Traitor.
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04 May 2024
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oh, to be the life and soul will be the death of me by Serindrana
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
18 Feb 2022
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“Do not make me go back up there,” Will says. “Not until your guests are gone, at any rate.”
“Was it really so intolerable?” Hannibal replies.
Will answers him by taking a swig from the bottle of 2000 Valdicava Brunello di Montalcino, the image of St. Michael glowering out from beneath the fist around the bottle’s neck. A muscle by Hannibal’s left eye twitches, from the unpleasant combination of irritation, confusion, and fascinated charm that is circulating through his upper chest at the moment. For a moment, he dares hope that Will is drunk enough that he won’t remember finding the basement in the morning.
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The third time Hannibal Lecter invites Will to a dinner party, he says yes.
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30 Apr 2024
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“Whatever use do you find for keeping him around?” Hannibal asked, his curiosity far more cautious this time around.
Will swallowed, and both men felt the sense of impending doom, as though they were facing God himself in paradise and about to protest that they should be facing perdition.
“I think about the friend I had for the sake of having a friend.”
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Hannibal inquires about the construction of Will's mind palace, and discovers the existence of a room that he never expected to be there, and isn't sure that he wants there at all.
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29 Apr 2024
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A Youthful Endeavor by Watermelonsmellinfellon for tybressa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto
21 Nov 2022
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Harry has met a man with strong arms, a bright smile, and an easy personality. Honestly, she wouldn't mind being saved by him all the time, even with all his talk of youth and flowers.
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- Part 2 of Naruto/HP Crossovers
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10 Apr 2024