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Everybody always asks "Tharn, what's your fetching problem?", "Tharn, why do you have to be such a son of a horker?" and they never stop to listen to the answer. "It's not like you were put through the meat-grinder during the Soulburst, Tharn, your opinion doesn't matter."
Are you sure about that last part? Really sure?
AKA: Snippets of Abnur Tharn's POV since the start of the Soulburst in hopefully chronological order. Canon compliant as in 'Canon did not say no'.
(I am trying to get better at writing uneasy strangling atmospheres. Bear with me.).
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On a distant planet, a team of scientists is conducting surface tests, shadowed by their Company-supplied SecUnit that has hacked its own governor module. Among the equipment failures and attempts on their lives, there is one man who knows suspiciously too much about what is going on. SecUnit has to do what it has to do - protect its clients.
With GrayCris finally fallen apart for good (hopefully), the researches of PreservationAux and Pansystem University of Mihara and New Tideland conduct on-site research into the alien remnants that GrayCris was so interested in. Murderbot hates this planet, the one on which its humans all almost died before becoming its humans in the first place. But this might be fine, there are only Hostile megafauna and- Nevermind, Gurathin has just lost his memory and has no idea who or what Murderbot is. Just great.
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15 years later after the Thousand Year Blood War the world faces yet another crisis. That's fine, Gotei 13 eats crisis for breakfast.
The current crisis? Well, a group of condemned souls from the lowest depths of Hell have broken out of it. Their goal? To bring enough powerful blood back to Hell so their leader, the Blood Sorcerer, the Sanguine Invoker, the first soul to ever enter Hell can unbind the seals on the Eight Pillar of Hell and destroy them.
Yes, that is a bad thing, because the Pillars of Hell limit the Hell's expanse. Destroying one would mean the Hell would be never-ending. Destroying all eight would transform all realms of existence into Hell itself: The Living world, Soul Society, Hueco Mundo, all of that would be Hell. And when everything is Hell, nothing will be.
Ichigo Kurosaki, his friends and his family don't want their lives to be replaced by Hell's barren landscape. The world once again relies on the Substitute Shinigami and his friends and every ally they can muster against powers they barely understand.And also on Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi's hard work. If his cracking mind doesn't give up first. If it does, well... Then whatever happens, it won't be his problem at the least.
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You would think that having a crush on a historical footnote would never be relevant, since the guy died some two hundred sweeps before you were even hatched. You would think that being alive for a thousand sweeps or two would let you get over that crush.
You'd think that, wouldn't you?
The Terrific Overseer of the Proxima Deimos Colony system had once been also that foolish.Also known as:
"Tolp, you have a troll OC that has made a powerpoint Why Would I Fuck Dualscar"
Yeah, but I lost that powerpoint :/
"Powerpoint be damned, write that ship."
Well, I am saddened to say that there is now some Plot(Who's in this just for the pails, skip to chapter
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Cosy in the Attic by Tolpen for ExecutiveExhaustion
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
17 Feb 2025
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How is Manfred von Karma, the Demon-God of prosecutors, the man fallen from perfection, handling prison?
He’s doing fine. Splendidly, even. Read this to find out how splendidly fine he is doing.
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Things that fit into Damon Gant's sofa storage space by Tolpen
Fandom: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
11 Jan 2024
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Premise: Gregory Edgeworth's spirit was channeled by Bodi Fey, an uncle of Maya's who was previously thought to have close to zero spiritual strength. The channeling happened right as Bodi was shot in heart, so the spirit's presence is what is keeping him alive. because there were doctors and policemen asking questions, Phoenix gave them the name of Bodi Fey, and since then Gregory had kept the charade up for most of the world. Phoenix's closest know that Bodi is, in fact, a spirit, but who he really is they do not have the faintest.
The only man who knows Gregory Edgeworth's true identity is Manfred von Karma, recently released from prison on parole.Gregory and Manfred upon their first post DL-6 meeting enter a very badly negotiated but definitely heated physical relationship while they both try to figure out their place in a world that's moved on without them.
Mix of depressive musing, language yoga, silly shenanigans and porn.
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As the tin says, this is a series of Vignettes from my "Hell Mark arc" story.
Currently the Hell Mark arc is so full of plot holes that I can't really write a coherent story together, but basically Hell is not as safe from being the centre of serious shit going down as its inhabitants thought. Whether Ichigo Kurosaki develops Hell powers in the process remains to be seen.
Besides, this is not just about Ichigo. This is mostly about the people who have decided that being dead does not stop them from saving the world. Or at least kicking some serious arses.
The Vignettes serve as a cover-up for the lack of coherent plot. Hopefully as I write these, I'll figure out what the [bleep] is happening.Captain Kurotsuchi gets laid.
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Clockwork Heart by Tolpen
Fandom: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
06 Oct 2024
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Real Feeling of Sharing by Tolpen
Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
12 Dec 2024
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This series is a "playthrough" of the Dragon Age game series with a twist take on the Modern Girl In Thedas trope. Narrated in first person it follows the Oracle, a young woman from modern Earth transported into Thedas through unknown means who's derailed the history on the eve of the Battle of Ostagar which starts the events of Dragon Age: Origins. The world is forever changed and yet the same.
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One blustery morning, a short note arrives on Downey's desk that says: Patrician. Sektober 13. Soon after Vetinari receives an old newspaper clipping about the death of a colleague's father that occurred forty years ago. It doesn't take long for things to go a little wahoonie shaped with a dead girl in a tree, a two hundred year old mystery, and a creature stalking the streets of Ankh-Morpork.
Of course, throughout all of this, Vetinari is fending off unsolicited advice from his aunt (buy a lint roller!) and begins to worry that he might be developing an approximation of something like maybe feelings, for a limited value of feelings, for one Master of the Assassins Guild.
Naturally, nothing is every entirely straight forward and some families have old secrets.
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Note: The title is an anagram.Series
- Part 1 of Decreation
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15 Apr 2025
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You're a cop. You're a disco superstar. You're Garrett J. Hawke, and you came here to make Lowtown Harbor your bitch.
Unfortunately, you may have discoed a little too close to the sun, and now there's a few inconvenient details you can't remember anymore. Like how you got here, or why you're here in the first place, or who you even are.
There's also a dead body floating in the harbor, and apparently you are the detective who's supposed to figure out why it's there. Tensions are rising. The City of Chains will have her due. It looks like your smokin' hot finger guns are about to get a whole lot of action.
The Disco Elysium AU of Dragon Age 2 you never knew you needed. Written for the 2024 Dragon Age Create-a-Thon! Go Team Free Marches!
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- Part 1 of Kirkwall Fever
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Bookmarked by Tolpen
16 Oct 2024
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Danse Macabre by ExecutiveExhaustion
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
22 Aug 2024
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I saw a headcanon floating around where Stronghart was Maria Gorey's biological father and wanted to write something to see how that would play out potentially.
Bookmarked by Tolpen
28 Jan 2024
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Soulmate geese of (law) enforcement by VoltageINput
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
17 Jan 2024
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This is another 3am idea I've been torturing my friends with for a few weeks and now I'm putting it out here.
It's a soulmate AU where geese chase you to your soulmate.
That's it. Geese chase them. Then they're locked in a room together. It repeats.
How will it end? Who knows?
Bookmarked by Tolpen
17 Jan 2024
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It is early days of this thing called a ReLaTiOnShIp(?) between Downey and Vetinari--all very new, Vetinari would like to note that emotions are a bug and not feature. Downey is here to smoke a lot of cigarettes and be dramatic about things. However, the untimely murder of Downey's brother-in-law puts a bit of a wrench in things, made worse by the announcement that his (estranged) father may or may not be dying soon. All deeply inconvenient for everyone involved. There are parallels of past and present because families are a sticky business, always, and things that happened thirty years ago have a strange ability to cycle back through your life.
[I have rewritten Thus, Always because I wanted to finish the story but had left it too long to pick it back up and start where I left off, so I just redid the whole thing. There are differences between the OG Thus, Always and this one. This one still works within the broader AU timeline of Murder Flat stories etc.]
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- Part 3 of coveting desperate things
Bookmarked by Tolpen
11 Jun 2023