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    Five times someone asked who Lily was, and one time Shane told the truth.

    Or, “A Lesson in the Art of Subtlety,” presented by Shane Hollander, and witnessed by the Montreal Voyageurs.

    (Inspired by the scene where Shane gets the dickpick and slams his phone down on the bed, and in ep4 when he aggressively tells Hayden he is going to visit a “friend”)

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    26 Feb 2026

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    "Well, I thought since we are all here, we could have a drink for the old man." Hangman began, and then looked at Ice. "And maybe tell a few stories about him. I thought maybe everyone can tell us the first time they saw him and a memorable thing he did? Seems like the respectful thing to do, but I feel like most of the stories can't be told at a funeral."

    "Damm right they can't," mumbled Fanboy.

    "That's a very fun way of getting me to tell you how I know Mav," mused Ice. "I'm in."

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    They think Mav is dead. So drinking at Rooster's room sounds like the right thing to do.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    "Never shoved anyone in janitor closets before," Steve said instead.
    "Ahh, lockers then."
    Steve shook his head, "You could really hurt someone doing that. What if no one found them? Or if they passed out or something?" He pointed out and finally looked up at the other boy. Eddie was just staring at him like he's never seen Steve before. "I never wanted to hurt anyone," Steve breathed out, but it came out more snappish than he meant it to.

    OR~~~
    Steve has to deal with the fallout of Season 2. New nightmares, losing Nancy, kids who he's willing to die for, and Billy's new hatred towards him. He went from the top to the bottom in the school and he didn't know how bad it was until Eddie Munson is the one that steps in to help him. And maybe he wants the help and maybe even some friends.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    catwithabat u think ur so hipster but u just look like a lesbian
    27m
    she_ra @catwithabat bc… i’m a lesbian. lmao
    5m

    or: how calling her crush gay online got catra a date to prom

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    29 Jul 2025

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    Regina George is cold, shiny, hard plastic. Cady Heron is a Loser (read: formerly-homeschooled ray of sunshine) intent on softening that plastic until it can mold itself into something... friendlier. Need I say more?

    or

    The one where Regina isn't as tough as she seems, and Cady isn't so scared of her.

    *Takes place after the year begins and the plastics invite Cady to sit with them, but before anything else really happens. Cady opts out of the revenge plot and keeps all her friends.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    “Boris,” Theo says without thinking, “do people think we’re dating?”

    “Sure,” Boris replies, “happens all the time. Probably because we’re both gay. Anyway, do you want vanilla ice cream to go on top?”

    Or: Boris “fuck-me pumps” Palikovsky and Theodore “gay and homophobic” Decker realize that, as the two worst people on the planet, they’re pretty much made for each other.

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    25 Jan 2025

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    Steve's always had headaches. And nosebleeds. And nightmares. Maybe he's always heard a clock chiming too, he doesn't know. But with everything going on, they don't have time to focus on him. But now they were focused on him. His powers. His problems. His...

    It doesn't matter.

    All he knows, is that as long as Vecna's transfixed on him Max is safe.

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    14 Sep 2024

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    "Thank you," he smiled softly. "I like blue candy a lot. Smelly Gabe says food can't be blue, so Mom likes to make blue food and bring home blue candy all the time just to say he's wrong. It's our thingy."

    "Anything can be blue if you wish," she nodded with a smile. "What's your name, dear?"

    "Percy," he said. "What's yours, miss?"

    The woman grinned at him. "You just call me Mrs. A."

    amphitrite and (reluctantly) triton have been looking out for percy his entire life without poseidon’s knowledge

    percy feels stupid for not figuring it out sooner

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    25 Aug 2024

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    As Harry Potter slays the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, blood and venom get in his eyes, mostly blinding him. While Harry learns to adapt, he makes some new friends. But this is more than a story of adaptation and friendship as there are threats... and Harry isn't the only one with a past that haunts him.

    10-20-2021 I've started recording a podcast of this fanfic, find it on spotify:
    https://open.spotify.com/episode/0F1WFCHXmZs68LObsQORbh

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    03 Aug 2024

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    A retelling of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone where Regulus lives, and so too does James Potter.

    Harry is raised far away from the world, sequestered in a little home of warmth, of safety, of peace and truth. Very few people know him even alive, seeing as he disappeared after the death of his mother.

    His debut at Hogwarts is even more shocking then, when the son of James Potter and Lily Evans is sorted into Slytherin.

    A ward of the snake house, thrown into chaos of life after the quiet of his upbringing, utterly alone in that large castle with a Headmaster who seems to trace his every move, follow the Boy-Who-Lived through his first year of Hogwarts.

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    29 Jul 2024

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    What matters most to Lucius Malfoy is his family, and what matters second is power. He secures both when he decides to aid the Light at the end of the First Wizarding War.
    His decision doesn't change the ultimate fate of the Wizarding World, but it creates better lives for his family, and it opens new doors for many others, too.
    Most importantly, however, is the impact this new life has on his son, and how it improves his childhood.

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    29 Jul 2024

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    One conversation goes slightly differently. How much does it change?

    Features a caring Snape, supportive Malfoys, strong friendships, and Slytherin Harry.

    **Complete
    Edited 3/12/20 (for grammar and spelling only)

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    29 Jul 2024

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    Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life.

    He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn’t care less attitude was bound to stick out a little.

    What Harry didn’t expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn’t keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid).

    Rating and tags might change, who knows lmao
    (this started out as shits and giggles and escalated from there)

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    26 Jul 2024

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    There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.

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    26 Jul 2024

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    The entire Fifth Year students need to get resorted due to an article from the Daily Prophet. Already hated by a smear campaign, Harry finds himself vulnerable in the den of snakes because of course he's the only one of two who gets resorted. Alone in Slytherin, Harry will need to learn how to navigate his new House and along the way discover true friends, a forgotten family, and a truth that will change the world as he knows it. That is if he and Draco Malfoy can spend ten minutes together without arguing.

    Updates: Schedules are hard.

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    25 Jul 2024

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    “Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.

    “Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.

    Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

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    25 Jul 2024

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    In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.

    Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.

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    25 Jul 2024

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    He has so many questions. So, so, so many. But he can't ask them.
    But Newt somehow always seems to know what's on his mind. Weird.

     

    Or: Thomas wakes up with no memories and is mute. Newt is there to help and together (with Minho and the others) they try to escape the Maze.

    The canon story is going to be a Movie and Book Mix with changes of mine of course!:)

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    24 Jul 2024

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    How long had it been? Newt wondered. It seemed like a lifetime ago, when he was safe. Before he lost the only person that only meant anything. Meant everything.

    For the prompt: being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead.

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    24 Jul 2024

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    WCKD Academy is an elite private school that usually costs thousands to attend. The only exception to this is a special program that doesn't run every year. 13 high school seniors get to attend the school for free

    The catch: 12 of them are assassins. The last is their target. The person who manages to kill the target names their prize

    When Thomas arrives at WCKD to participate in this year's Class A, he decides that he doesn't want to see the target dead

    Which means that he'll have to take on the role of their bodyguard instead

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    24 Jul 2024

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