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He was just suppose to an engineer. Just a routine mission, nothing crazy.
But now he's the lone survivor of his ship, crash landed on an abandoned outpost, with nothing but a basic survival kit and the suit on his back to help him out. And an axe. Details.
A lonely cold planet to make his own while he figures out a way to get help, all alone.
He is alone, right?
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Being saddled with a bodyguard mission isn't Cyan's thing, and Yellow isn't a fan either.
But this research cannot fail to reach Polus. Cyan will complete his missions, and will pay any price to ensure success.
No toll is too high,
Until it is.
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Anthony Tenna is a cruel, lonely man. And he's content with that. He doesn't need to be liked, and he certainly doesn't need anyone in his life beyond his workers.
As it turns out, dying alone in the woods can change that about somebody. Tenna's got a lot that's changing, starting with meeting Spamton.
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15 Feb 2026
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Ever since he’d first arrived in Castle Town, Tenna had found himself surrounded by friends both old and new. So why is it that he feels so utterly and desperately alone?
In his efforts to carry on through the pain, he pushes himself to the brink in a way that leaves him literally seeing the world through rose-tinted glass. Luckily, a certain café bartender knows a thing or two about color theory.
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- Part 6 of I Love TV Sickfics
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09 Feb 2026
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Spamton laughed a little. "It's a curse, I tell you. I get fellas from all over the place tryna buy me drinks."
Tenna felt a rush of embarrassment. Maybe this wasn't a good idea. Maybe he fucked up. Maybe Spamton was trying to push him away, but being way too nice about it. "Can't imagine why," Tenna said, instead of taking the maybe-possibly hint. He tried to be casual, leaned his own elbows on the bar as he twirled his empty whiskey glass in his hand. He got a refill, a shot for confidence. "I'm Tenna." He stuck his hand out for a shake.
"I know," Spamton nodded as he drank. "I'm Spamton." He grasped onto Tenna's hand, the bracelets on his wrists jingling, just as he suspected. His grip was firm, his palms were warm and sweaty. His fingers lingered on Tenna for just a moment too long.
Tenna's heart fluttered again. He grinned. "I know."Series
- Part 20 of Spamton and Tenna's Scandalous Escapades
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06 Feb 2026
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19 Jan 2026
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A ragged breath is what Spamton awoke to. Ragged breathing, and the stark white of a hospital room. And the promise of a man he'd once known.
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Samson G. Spamton has been missing for ten years and four months. Tenna has been grieving a man not dead for ten years and four months. So what happens when Spamton shows up, alive and in a hospital, all the way across the country? Well, you fly across the country to go and see him, even if that means facing emotions you thought you'd lost all of those years ago.
AKA Spamtenna Human AU!!!!!!!!!!
Title is from Great God Grove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12 Jan 2026