9 Works by TwoCats_and_AFunkoPop
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“I may not be a doctor. But music,” Chess grinned as she positioned her hurdy gurdy on her lap, her right hand on the crank, “is medicine for the soul.”
She cleared her throat.
And sang a shanty about a barmaid with big tits.
Law’s tension headache throbbed and he pinched the bridge of his nose. 'Why the FUCK did I let her join my crew?' -
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Poppy Camomila is terrified when she learns her parents are essentially selling her hand in marriage to the Big Mom pirates in exchange for protection of her family's wealthy tea empire. Forced to choose a partner between countless men she can't stand, she is surprised when the least likely of them—who also happens to be the one son she hates the least—Katakuri, strangely offers to make the decision easier for her, much to the confusion, shock, and jealousy of the rest of the Charlotte siblings.
Katakuri is content to let his brothers squabble over the pretty little heiress. He thinks he can appease Mama by spending time with Poppy, but soon he finds his heart softening for the one person who refuses to be afraid of him, and he refuses to see her objectified.
They may have an arrangement—separate bedrooms, allowance to wander and do as she pleases, all as long as she doesn't interrupt his daily meriendas—but that doesn't mean things go as planned. -
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Kakashi Hatake didn't know what to expect when he met Ayame Amaguchi, the prolific and acclaimed romance novelist andkunoichi of the Leaf. He certainly didn't expect his reading tastes to expand beyond Make-Out Paradise. And he most certainly didn't expect the friendship that came out of it, nor how it grew beyond what he thought possible.
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While Your Lips Are Still Red by TwoCats_and_AFunkoPop
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
05 Apr 2024
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"Come to the library with me," he said under his breath, the plum notes from the wine lingering there. "Have a drink with me."
Elanor's sigh broke with the pounding of her heart. "No."
He growled, sending a shiver down her spine as he pressed closer into her. His nails dug into the table, leaving dull nicks in the wood on each side of her hips. "Why do you always refuse me?"
"Oh, Dracule," she sighed again. He loved hearing his name on her kiss-stained lips, drunk on the slight purr of the 'r' rolling off her tongue. He met her gaze, hazy with a desire that matched his own. "We both know what can come from a drink in the library. One drink leads to three, and next thing I know I'm in your bedroom, and I'll never leave."
"Then I'll keep asking," he whispered into her ear. "Every night until you say yes." He lifted his head, catching her eyes again, their lips barely touching. "And you're right, my dear. The moment you're mine...I'm never letting you go." -
House Girl by TwoCats_and_AFunkoPop
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Mar 2024
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Rin is trying to get through grad school and land a teaching gig at UA. To do this, she cleans the apartment of a pro-hero, letting her imagination and fantasies get away from her. Besides, they're harmless. Until she actually meets him.
Eraserhead is...not what she expected. -
The Swordsmith's Wife by TwoCats_and_AFunkoPop
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
14 Oct 2023
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The only way Haganezuka will ever get married is if he is forced to, so Tecchin decides to do something about it. Teaming up with the old matchmaker, they fail to arrange something between Haganezuka and the matchmaker's great niece, Kaede, a recluse after an incident that killed her family thirteen years ago and left her nothing but scars. But after a suspicious attack, Haganezuka and Kaede are forced together whether they like it or not. But perhaps despite Haganezuka's own temper and self-centeredness, and Kaede's seemingly poor confidence, they can manage to make their marriage work.
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PhD-hopeful Emily Woodward couldn't believe her luck when a successful session with the Joker in Arkham as part of her exams turned her into his psychotherapist. She couldn't resist the draw to his sick and twisted mind, but she doesn't realize she's played right into his hands, and the hands of the people she trusted most.
Joker's innocent and adorable shrink wasn't originally supposed to play that big of a role in Joker's plans, but he's never desired anything more than her sharp wit and empathy, bookish charm, and malleable, pretty mind.
Their draw to the other proves as dangerous as the people chasing them; she knows she can't save him, but he vows to break her. -
Rewrite the Stars: Iliad by TwoCats_and_AFunkoPop
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
27 Jul 2021
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Jac Fold sacrificed everything so that the Resistance could have a fighting chance against the First Order. After catching the eye of a wealthy ally, the High Lord Reld Abasel of Tryke, Jac agreed to give herself over to a life of opulence and restriction to get the Resistance the help they needed. It could be worse.
Until it is.
During a mission with the Resistance to gain intel on the First Order, Jac runs into the last person she expected. Poe Dameron. Her childhood best friend and the boy who abandoned her sixteen years ago after a horrible tragedy. Except, Poe Dameron isn't a boy anymore.
While the Resistance recuperates as guests on Tryke following their losses on Crait, Poe Dameron can't believe that the little girl he taught to fly on Yavin 4 is his hostess. He wants to reconnect, but Jac's new life makes it impossible to get her alone, and she seems to want nothing to do with him.
Stars clash and sparks fly as Jac and Poe are forced to face what pushed them apart, and what's pulling them together all these years later. But regardless of the attraction and the feelings that grow, their connection is forbidden and the Resistance can't stay on Tryke forever.
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- Part 1 of Rewrite the Stars
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Voiceless by TwoCats_and_AFunkoPop
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Mar 2020
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Shizuka Yamada was kidnapped 10 years ago. Until one day, someone lets her out. Hizashi/Present Mic never gave up hope that his sister would be found one day, and Shouta helped him with every fruitless search. So when they get the call that she's been found, Hizashi's relieved and ready for things to pick up where they left off. But Shizuka isn't the same person. She doesn't sing anymore, she suffers from traumatizing night terrors, and her Sound Warp Quirk seems... different.
Hizashi realizes he can't do this alone, and with the looming mystery of who kidnapped her, he enlists Shouta to help. Shouta's calm demeanor proves to be useful in helping Shizuka adjust back into normal life, aiding in the return of fond, and painful, memories. As their bond deepens, and feelings blossom, secrets reveal themselves. Her link to the League of Villains endangers not just her, but Shouta's students and All Might as well. Things can never be same again. Shizuka must face an impossible choice: learn to heal after her countless tragedies, or sacrifice herself to save those she loves.