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Power is a fascinating thing. Even with the shock collar, voice removal, and altogether altered code by LettuceK, Wemmbu isn't going to let himself give into what Lettuce wants. He'll get out of here. No matter how long it takes.
And, of course, Lettuce is counting on him to think exactly that. Every little move the demon makes just lands him further under the LAW's control - who would've thought that the urge to obey can fill in so many wounds in a 'person'?
OR: perhaps the best way to train a dog is to turn its own escape against it, and convince it that it wants it.
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03 Jul 2026
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How is it even possible that Harry falls into another dimension where nobody knows who he is, and winds up attending Hogwarts as Harry Grindelwald, great-grandson of the Dark Lord?
Balthilda, still living somewhere in the 19th century, said: “This is my nephew, G-”
“Harry!”
“-Grindelwald,” Balthilda finished, smiling pleasantly, if vacantly, at her neighbours. The Montgomerys stared. Harry turned his smile up brighter, reaching over the garden fence to shake Mr. Montgomery’s hand.
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29 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter and the Art of Dying by life_is_funny_weird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Mar 2026
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What would any sane person do if their life is shitty and miserable? Commit suicide because no life no problem.
Fortunately Harry is sane.
And what would any sane person do when they find out they can’t cross to the afterlife because their soul is bound to undestroyable objects in the world of the living? Go back in time and make it everyone's problem.
Fortunately Harry is sane.
And what would a sane person do when they realise no one gives a single fuck about their well being and doesn’t see them as nothing but a war tool? Fuck shit up subtly, make plans to overthrow the government, make a list of the people you want dead and you will kill, collect the pieces of the most feared dark wizard’s soul just in case, commit war crimes on a daily basis, and get working on that killing list.
Fortunately Harry is sane.
Wait, that sounds wrong…
Anyway, have I mentioned that Harry is utterly insane?
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20 Jun 2026
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Sword & Shield by CassandraCainBB
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)
18 Aug 2025
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⚠️ PART 2 OF A SERIES, SPOILERS FOR PART 1 BELOW ⚠️
After seventy years of tyranny, Emperor Garmadon has been defeated by the ninja during the rebellion's coup. In the aftermath, Ninjago falls apart into factions, headed by the Rebel Council and the Imperial Governors, each group desperate to gain control of the city in the power vacuum left behind.
Kai, after being captured by the rebellion and cut off from his powers, is tasked with bringing the people together before it's too late. Nya seems to be on his side, but with his old imperial allies imprisoned or missing, and the other ninja having complicated feelings about him, it's begun to feel like she's the only one. And if the threat of the annihilation of humanity wasn't enough motivation for him, he also has Lloyd's safety to worry about, whom the rebels only promise to continue to keep safe if Kai follows their commands.
Meanwhile, Lloyd is being carted across Ninjago by his malicious fiancée and her crew of bastards—with the ominous promise that his father is looking forward to seeing him.
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- Part 3 of The Empire of the Darkest Night AU
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07 Apr 2026
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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09 Sep 2025