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A New, Better Family by Ummmmmm___WAT
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
18 Nov 2022
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{I might continue this eventually but I really doubt it. Thank you to everyone who read this!}
Sbi + Tubbo, Ranboo, and Momza where Ranboo's adoptive parents are manipulative little shits. (Obviously not reflective of Ranboo's real parents, this is just fiction.) -Under heavy editing-
TW: Child abuse, misgendering, and Fantastical racism you have been warned. -
Sorry I can't make it, I'm a bit... tied up right now. by Ummmmmm___WAT
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
16 Nov 2022
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When you try to impress your crush but you just end up looking like a doofus.
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Once more, with feeling by mor (mornin)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Sep 2024
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Five times Moze tries to kiss Jiaoqiu and one time Jiaoqi's had enough of waiting.
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Moze tries to be brave when he thinks Jiaoqiu won't know. Jiaoqiu tries to be patient when Moze keeps running away.
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23 Aug 2025
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“Without seeing you, how do I know what kind of expressions you’re making, or your body language? How do I know that you’re even still—”
A touch to his ungloved hand. He nearly flinches as Moze takes it. “You keep your eyes closed most of the time regardless,” Moze says. “You’re used to not being able to see the people you speak to.”
“Yes, well…” Moze’s hand isn’t warm but it isn’t cold either. Jiaoqiu can count the number of times they’ve touched for non medical reasons on his fingers. A strange thought. He’s never considered Moze to be tangible before. “...I like to have the option.”
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Jiaoqiu can't see, so Moze holds his hand. It doesn't mean anything, and it definitely isn't a problem.Bookmarked by Ummmmmm___WAT
22 Aug 2025
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“Sooo…” Tribbie begins, soundly smacking her lips.
“What a situation,” Aglaea laments.
“I wonder who will help him,” is Trinnon’s two cents.
“Now’s your cue, De,” Trianne whispers at him from in between her tiny hands, like it wasn't damn obvious his fate was sealed the moment they all looked at him.
“Splendid idea. Leave it to the homicidal maniac to be his caretaker; what could possibly go wrong?”
Alternatively: A cursed Phainon can't speak, see or hear. Mydei is tasked with taking care of him until everything's sorted out.
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20 Aug 2025
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and so the heart blooms anew by mapleblooms
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Nov 2024
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“‘Tis the one thing I could do virtually no justice to. I could wax poetic and say that my heart sings for you, or that my soul feels whole alongside yours. All I truly know is, I swore an oath, but you…”
He closed his eyes, but even unseeing his senses were in overdrive: Boothill’s ragged breath, his own stammering movements, his heartbeat drowning out the murmur of the world around them, the feverishness surging through his body, and the feeling of Boothill’s body under his fingers as they revealed more of his ‘skin’. A symphony in which all the parts further worked to undo him, one thread at a time.
“I would say you make me want to break it, but… In truth, you make me question the very meaning of its existence, my beloved.”
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In which falling in love proves as much undoing as it does salvation.
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24 May 2025
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After everything he'd worked for crumbled around him, Sunday makes a choice to board a train of dignified traveling warriors, expecting to be treated politely at best and coldly at worst.
Now, he finds himself navigating waterlogged hallways, avoiding coffee, and for the love of everything good, WHAT is their obsession with his halo?- Language:
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21 May 2025