16 Works by Uncertified
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“And who are you with?”
“The Petrova Taskforce. I believe you know why we exist.”
“I do know what the Petrova line is,” I agree. “If you’re coming to a middle school science teacher about it, I must be your Hail Mary.”
Stratt’s face splinters into a small, sharp smile. “Yes. I believe you are.”
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In dreams, nothing is forbidden by Uncertified
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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There are two handsome men on a beach.
One thinks that there cannot be another man here.
One thinks that there cannot be a beach anywhere.
Both of them decide to make the most of a dream.
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Cleanup on Aisle 3 by Uncertified for The_Coomslayer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jun 2026
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I glare at the overturned display. The boxes of soda exist at me, dispassionately.
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In loco parentis (Latin): "in the place of a parent." A legal term denoting the responsibility of an institution or individual for a child in the absence of the child's parent or guardian. In education, this responsibility is shared between the school and the teacher.
Some teachers take it to heart more than others.
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- Part 1 of Actions (Must) Have Consequences
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I was the first mission. I never came home. I go on every mission that has someone who could need help.
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Living with someone in quarters this tight inevitably means you end up showing more than you mean to.
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Things I did not expect to do today:
Learn that English is my second language
Hear someone else use my first language for the first time in over a decade
Learn that my first language could be useful for interstellar communications -
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Having all of human entertainment on board means that Grace finally has the time to try some of the video games that his kids kept recommending to him. He could use something cozy.
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I was playing Stardew Valley and noticed what the rock crabs look like. Oh dear.
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“Why you so surprised, question?” Rocky asks. “How long do humans live, question?"
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Skewed Perspective by Uncertified
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Dec 2025
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When Momo speaks up at the end of the Quirk Assessment Test, Aizawa is quick to rebuke her naivete. When Izuku sees her reaction, he knows that nobody else in the class has dealt with a teacher quite as unfair as Aizawa.
He resolves to protect and prepare them for dealing with a teacher who will take any opportunity to beat them down.
Shota is very pleased with his newest class. Finally, a class that is independent and taking heroics seriously. They don’t come begging for handholding or complaining about things being too hard, and they’re advancing faster than any other he’s taught.
But a class that learns that they can’t rely on adults for one thing won’t rely on them for others.
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Optimus's officers come to him with their own preconceptions, fears, and troubles. He only hopes that he can help to ease them.
And he does.
30% angst in the past, 70% fluff and light bondage in the present.
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Starscream argues with his hallucination more than he should, doesn't he? Even if it makes a solid point every now and then, right after he comes online is far too early for him to argue coherently...
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Soundwave knows exactly what he is here to do. He is good at what he does.
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Bad Flux by Uncertified
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
29 Oct 2024
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Jazz has an extremely bad flux, and needs to go seek out his best friend for a bit of reassurance. He's happy to provide it.
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Recalibration Needed by Uncertified
Fandoms: Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2001), Transformers - All Media Types
30 Aug 2024
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A routine patrol turns into an unexpected street race, and Prowl learns that human teenagers are a force to be reckoned with.
"Fancy a race, officer?”
What? “Your top speed is fifty-five miles per hour,” Prowl pointed out, slowly.
Nate grinned, and his companion groaned into the steering wheel. “Then it’s an easy win for you, isn’t it, officer?”
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The Sprawlicule's Rules for Safe and Savory Sex by DarkwingDukat (pushingcrazies), SiriusCatBennett, supershanaynay, Uncertified, zombiesam
Fandoms: Supernatural
10 Oct 2021
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When you're in love with a vampire and also an angel who is also in love with a demon and sometimes has sex with your brother, and the demon is fucking her mortal enemy's mother, who is also in a relationship with your brother... sometimes things get complicated and some ground rules need to be set.
Throw Gabriel into the mix, and you just know disaster is about to strike.
(Based very very vaguely off Skippy's List.)