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Hermione receives a couples vacation as a gift from her mother who is worried that she is spending to much time working rather than living her life. Thanks to Hermione’s busy life, she has neglected to tell her mother that she and her fiancé have broken up. But the vacation is already paid for, so why waste it? In enters Draco with his sassy mouth and stormy grey eyes.
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Hermione finds herself distracted on holiday.
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Hermione brings her date back to her flat. Little does she know that her roommate isn’t having any of it.
Or - I wanted these barbies to have sex. So they do.
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In the wake of war, Hermione Granger is compelled by the Ministry to marry the Duke of Wiltshire to secure the loyalty of the influential Sacred Twenty-Eight families. But little does she know, it was more than duty that brought them together.
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Hearts at Stake by UpturnedPanda for sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2024
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No one warned him that becoming an Auror would land him with an irritatingly studious co-worker, let alone that they would go on to become the DMLE’s best and brightest duo.
Eighteen months later, Auror Draco Malfoy and Analyst Hermione Granger have a rather harmonious relationship, complete with quick-witted banter and mutual respect for one another. But as their latest assignment draws to a close, feelings are stirred and it begs the question: is it only the case that’s at stake?
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I'd Choose Us Every Time by Ihaveaskedyouthrice
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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“What is this?” Ilya asked.
“Ah.” Shane couldn’t quite meet his eyes as a faint blush crept across his cheeks. “Well, I wasn’t sure what the dress code would be for the party, so I laid out some options for us.”
Ilya’s heart fucking stopped.
“The… what is this, what is happening?” Ilya asked, wanting to be sure that he understood correctly.
Shane’s blush intensified as he gave Ilya a small, unsure smile.
“I don’t know Boodram very well, so I had to guess what the vibe would be. You were… you were in the shower for a long time and I was feeling anxious so I… Sorry, it’s so stupid but I just wanted to… I don’t know, show you I’m in?”
Or, what if Shane didn't leave after their fight on Boxing Day?
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Ilya Rozanov’s Guide to Fanfic Etiquette by Ihaveaskedyouthrice
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Jan 2026
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H: I can't believe I have to explain to you why you can't write RPF about yourself and your husband TO POST ON THE INTERNET.
I: Harris, this is very poor fanfiction etiquette.
I: YSINMS
I: Ship and let ship, Harris.Or, Harris tries to get Ilya to stop writing fanfiction and instead gets lessons in appropriate fanfic etiquette.
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- Part 1 of Drover vs Rozanov
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31 Jan 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of WWHidden
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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25 Mar 2025
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Draco finally caved and bought one of those muggle telephones everyone is going on about, though he doesn’t quite understand how it works yet.
A social media AU.
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16 Jul 2024
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“I thought we could play a variation,” he said smoothly. “As, apparently, my ideas are brilliant.”
She snorted as derisively as she could, earning a chuckle. She almost didn’t want to know but couldn’t help herself — not with anything when it came to him.
“What variation?”
“Touching is vital in this game, isn’t that what you said?” His tone was excessively innocent. “So I propose we get the same position instructions, but if you choose a dot which doesn’t lead to you touching me, then you take something off.”
She frowned at the mat, processing that, then turned a skeptical look up at him over her shoulder. “Are you suggesting we play strip Twister?”
He smiled indulgently. “Only if you don’t want to touch me.”
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Or, Draco returns home to find his roommate playing Twister and gets an idea.
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30 Apr 2024