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[Update stalled. Reconfiguring….] by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2025
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Waking up to the same message every day is exhausting. Ming Fan tiredly opens his eyes, stands up, and prepares for the day.
His martial family all watch him very closely, preparing for the inevitable event in which he once again falls back to sleep without warning.
It’s the same… always the same…
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so let the thermals lift you higher (as you hold yourself still) by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2025
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A one in a billion chance, mostly known only because of legends, wings are for cultivators who are a shimmering diamond in a pig trough. Cultivators who work themselves to the bone in the face of all adversity and live and breath the adage of righteousness.
Shang Qinghua isn’t that at all.
In fact, he’s the exact opposite.
(A compilation of my Wings!AU that I started over on tumblr and might/probably will add more to later).
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- Part 26 of Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now)
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Death of the Author by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2025
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Tianlang-jun wins.
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“You killed him!” Naomi, terrible Spanish accent learnt from the soap operas that Sally is now rather regretting allowing her to watch, accuses. “The man I married, the love of my life, is dead because of you!”
For a moment, the train cabin is silent. Sally, absolutely mortified, prays to all the saints whose names she can remember that the vigilantes just decide to leave, but they instead sit there silently, staring at her granddaughter from behind their motionless masks.
Then, Nightwing swings around in his seat to pin Red Hood with an outraged look.
“You killed my husband?!”
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Ben Kenobi and the Audacity of Some People by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
07 May 2025
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Dying is whatever. Being reborn is a chore.
Being reborn as the one who will grow up to be The Perfect Jedi? With a history of tragedy and neglect? Carrying the burden of the lives of the many upon their shoulders? And, perhaps the worst of it all, a people pleaser?
Nah.
Ben is here to do whatever they want, and if the adults have a problem with that, then they can die mad about it.
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Cody and Rex are introduced to a vod in a place they never would have expected to find one.
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The thief!AU idea I've had in my head for a few years, finally down in a document to be read.
Mike Schmidt gets hired into the security detail of Freddy Fazbears pizzeria, because the last night guard had to quit suddenly. He's got some ulterior motives, though, that don't actually have anything to do with the animatronics, even after he finds out the pizzeria's secret horrors.
What those of Fazbear don't know, however, is that things aren't always what they seem. Sure, they thought they knew, but they really don't. -
until i can breathe again by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
05 Feb 2025
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Varric can’t see past his love for the people he cares about enough to realize that what he really needs to do is leave them in the dust where they belong, because they’ll never meet the expectations he has for them to be decent, or just good enough. People that will only fail him again, and again. People like Solas. People like Rook.
Not this time.
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CURSED LONELY (but it works) by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
06 Jan 2025
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MAY YOU LIVE A THOUSAND YEARS SO I MIGHT KILL YOU WHEN I AM LET OUT INTO YOUR WORLD AGAIN!
It doesn’t really go like either of them plan.
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Till the Fields by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
08 Sep 2024
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Shen Yuan dies. Explodes. Detonates. However you wanna put it, his time in the world his friend wrote has come to an end. He’s over.
Then, he starts again, somewhere completely foreign. And this time he doesn’t have a deadline.
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and I‘m reminded of the simple life (where I work and just be used) by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jul 2024
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Shang Qinghua is so stupid for assuming anything in the first place. He should know better by now, shouldn't he?
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- Part 25 of Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now)
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Tim Drake’s Guide to Toppling Secret Government Organizations as a Romantic Gesture by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
18 Apr 2024
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A Wayne kid being kidnapped is just another Tuesday.
A Wayne kid being kidnapped and then ritualistically sacrificed is not quite a Tuesday. Maybe more of a Wednesday.
But for the kidnapping and ritualistic sacrifice to succeed? Unprecedented.
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The Justice League scrambles among massive media coverage to recover one Timothy Drake-Wayne from the hell dimension he was ritualistically sacrificed to during a kidnapping gone wrong (or right?).
Meanwhile, Tim is in the throes of — taking a break from his hectic family, his crazy double-careers, getting a really good nap, courting the a king of the Infinite Realms, and really just living his best life.
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(because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in an office.)
“Prolonged exposure to times not our own are detrimental to the agent, sir.” He points out mildly. “You’re the one who keeps telling me that. Why change your mind now?”
“They’re detrimental if it’s not your time. But, captain, you’re the perfect age for this now.”
Maverick takes a breath.
“I’m twenty-two… Sir. In what time did you say the singularity was threatening to open?”
“1986, off the southwest coast of the United States.”
Maverick rubs a hand down his face, already feeling exhausted.
The admiral smiles.
“You’re being called back to TOPGUN.”
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He wakes up in a horse-drawn cart to see a scruffy man, with shaggy blond hair, bound and sitting in front of him. He knows exactly how this story goes.
The question is, how can a theater kid from modern America convince an entire fantasy world that he belongs there? -
Attempt #3 by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
19 Nov 2023
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“The commander looks so lovely today, as usual.”
“It’s true! He looks a bit lonely though, doesn’t he?”
“I heard that he does enjoy sweets. For someone so stoic and reliable, isn’t it a bit cute?”
“Also, isn’t he so considerate? The poor dear is trying so hard not to draw attention to himself so that his fame doesn’t eclipse the true reason we’re gathered tonight. It’s enough to bring a tear to my eye.”
Cale is completely focused on maintaining his face paralysis, otherwise he would grimace and alert them to the fact he could hear them.
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- Part 3 of The Cale Henituse Protection Squad
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world state: refresh by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 痛いのは嫌なので防御力に極振りしたいと思います。| BOFURI: I Don't Want to Get Hurt so I'll Max Out My Defense. (Anime)
03 Nov 2023
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Something goes wrong with the plant body contingency plan, and Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua both end up perishing. However, it appears that the System isn’t finished with them, yet. And with their new promotions, this life they find themselves in seems more like a well-deserved vacation.
Back in their previous world, the people who knew them are still in mourning. And some of them are not willing to let them go. -
We’ll be in their dreams (and in their worst nightmares too) by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
11 Sep 2023
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“We’re going to survive — our songs, our stories. They’ll never be able to forget us.” - The Silence of the Girls, Women of Troy #1
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They were never supposed to be here. But they are, and they’re going to make it a problem for anyone who thinks that they can harm their brothers, their family.
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“What the fuck,” Desmond says out loud, and promptly clams up at the sound of his own voice. It’s higher. Squeakier. Younger.
Desmond jolts, leaping up to his feet and offshooting his balance by a mile on limbs that are shorter that he’s used to.
“No,” Desmond says, because this can’t be what’s happening. It can’t.
—Now a drabble fic
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The Black Audacious by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini
03 Apr 2023
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He’s witnessed countless worlds enter into life only to destroy themselves in death, never any of them taking him with them. He’s cursed, and he’s sick of it.
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The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.Series
- Part 1 of EttWverse