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[Update stalled. Reconfiguring….] by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2025
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Waking up to the same message every day is exhausting. Ming Fan tiredly opens his eyes, stands up, and prepares for the day.
His martial family all watch him very closely, preparing for the inevitable event in which he once again falls back to sleep without warning.
It’s the same… always the same…
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so let the thermals lift you higher (as you hold yourself still) by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2025
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A one in a billion chance, mostly known only because of legends, wings are for cultivators who are a shimmering diamond in a pig trough. Cultivators who work themselves to the bone in the face of all adversity and live and breath the adage of righteousness.
Shang Qinghua isn’t that at all.
In fact, he’s the exact opposite.
(A compilation of my Wings!AU that I started over on tumblr and might/probably will add more to later).
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- Part 26 of Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now)
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Death of the Author by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2025
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Tianlang-jun wins.
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“You killed him!” Naomi, terrible Spanish accent learnt from the soap operas that Sally is now rather regretting allowing her to watch, accuses. “The man I married, the love of my life, is dead because of you!”
For a moment, the train cabin is silent. Sally, absolutely mortified, prays to all the saints whose names she can remember that the vigilantes just decide to leave, but they instead sit there silently, staring at her granddaughter from behind their motionless masks.
Then, Nightwing swings around in his seat to pin Red Hood with an outraged look.
“You killed my husband?!”
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Ben Kenobi and the Audacity of Some People by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
07 May 2025
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Dying is whatever. Being reborn is a chore.
Being reborn as the one who will grow up to be The Perfect Jedi? With a history of tragedy and neglect? Carrying the burden of the lives of the many upon their shoulders? And, perhaps the worst of it all, a people pleaser?
Nah.
Ben is here to do whatever they want, and if the adults have a problem with that, then they can die mad about it.
Recent series
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Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now) by Vodkassassin
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2025
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I’ve been taking prompts for svsss on tumblr lately, and most of them have interconnected to form their own AU? So I’ve decided to cross post the prompts in this series so I can have them on Ao3
These are not in any sort of chronological order. The ones that are not part of the AU will be easy to tell.- Words:
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- Works:
- 26
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- 1,239
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The Cale Henituse Protection Squad by Vodkassassin
Fandom: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
19 Nov 2023
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Cale Henituse is the Roan Kingdom’s — no, the Western Continent’s most eligible and desirable bachelor.
To Cale, this means absolutely nothing and is something that should be ignored at all costs.
To everyone else, realizing that these greedy nobles and people like them will do almost anything to possibly catch the internationally revered commander-nim for themselves…
Well. It’s laughable that they’d allow it to ever get that far.- Words:
- 22,196
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- 3
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TCF/LCF Prompts by Vodkassassin
Fandom: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
08 Jan 2023
- Words:
- 2,090
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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Kakashi travels back in time and lands himself in his seven year old body. He doesn’t really... fit it, anymore, which causes some problems.
TLDR; he’s so Done just let him rest. god damn
- Words:
- 95,015
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 695
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Thousand Step Soul Restoration BETA Program by TesseraFrost, Vodkassassin
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2021
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A transmigration fic where MXY is transmigrated into Scum Villain's GYX and actually gets friends!
- Words:
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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Desmond was ready to sacrifice himself to save the world.
...but god, he didn't want to die.
When he activates the device in the depths of the Grand Temple, however, he finds himself hanging in a strange void, with thousands of gold threads trailing off in every direction. In desperation, Desmond starts to climb one of the threads, hoping it will help him escape his fate. Anything would be better than dying, right?
Wait. Why is he now in 15th century Florence? Why are Altaïr and Ratonhnhaké:ton here too? Is this some kind of hallucination?!
And where the hell is Ezio?!
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- Part 1 of Golden Threads
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26 Oct 2025
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The gods weren't pleased about the whole "Persephone" thing, and this whole war is really getting in the way of Hypnos' work. So he hatches a plan to end the war that will probably not get him chained to a rock getting his liver eaten. A good 60-40% chance.
He would become Olympus' Persephone. And he would tell nobody where he was going.
But...why did he care whether there was war or not...?
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26 Oct 2025
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Another Chance by Sheilaar (JonathanAnubian)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics), Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
16 Mar 2022
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Jaster is facing down certain death, left to die by that traitor Montross, when someone intervenes. Tor dies and Jaster lives, forever changing the future.
Who is this mysterious redheaded Jetii who speaks mando'a and wears armor like they were born to it?
Better yet- how can Jaster convince them to stay by his side and help raise his son?
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- Part 1 of Mando Tales
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,017
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 630
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- 1,885
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02 Oct 2025
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If you get thrown back into your own past, but aren't told why, is it a message from the Force?
Is Fate fixed?
Can one person really make a difference?
Obi-Wan isn't sure. But hesitation can get you killed, and he's not known as Crazy Old Ben for nothing.
Bookmarked by Vodkassassin
01 Oct 2025
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Who you are today (is not who you have to be tomorrow) by wildimaginingsofhalfbakedideas
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
01 Jun 2025
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The Force is tired of being silent. For too long, its song has gone unheard, its warnings unheeded, and its favorite children have suffered for it. When one of said children dies and his soul passes through the veil that separates the Force from the world of the living, well, it sees an opportunity to make things right.
Armed with Force-given knowledge of the universe, as well as his own memories, Obi-Wan is sent back into the body of his thirteen year old self. He has a lot of decisions to make, and no idea whether they will be the right ones. Force preserve him.Series
- Part 1 of Clarity
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 139,049
- Chapters:
- 38/?
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,568
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01 Oct 2025