WaterBordeauxed
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Dry Clean Only by WaterBordeauxed
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Jul 2026
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"His head was on her arse. Gandalf was dead. Satan was real. Aragorn was confessing his feelings and she could feel wind on her bum cheeks. Nothing about this was okay. Could he have not given her at least three business days to prepare for this sort of thing? She wanted a nap and a bath and a big bloody glass of wine. Maybe even a wee lobotomy to scrape out the horrors she’d witnessed today."
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Beautiful, clever, rich — Maeve Dashwood is perfectly content with her privileged life in London and sees no need for an ambitious career or marriage.
Grubby, useless, terrified — Maeve Dashwood can dig her heels in all she likes, but when destiny comes calling, the Valar will drag her kicking and screaming. Facing a new world of horrors while suffering the graphic withdrawals of modern comforts and medicine, this reluctant and extremely unqualified heroine might be Middle Earth’s only hope. Eru take pity on them all.Series
- Part 1 of Please Read The Care Label
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Charlie's Great Aunt has left her Richmond townhouse to Charlie after her death, in thanks for the time she stayed to care for her. Charlie's fixing it up to sell while freelancing so she can go back to Australia. After an offer of a full time job at AFC Richmond, she starts making the sort of connections that make her question whether she wants to leave at all. Charlie's got a history of staying in England for grumpy old people and Jamie claims Roy Kent is the grumpiest old person he knows.
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Please Read The Care Label by WaterBordeauxed
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Jul 2026
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Middle Earth's Dirty Laundry is in manicured and unexperienced hands.
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- 242,536
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Emma just wants to feel some semblance of control in her life.
Bookmarked by WaterBordeauxed
27 Apr 2026
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I don’t know how this author got me giggling and shit over a pegging fic but it’s so cute???
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Arlo Blank and Cedric Diggory hadn't exchanged a single word in their five years of coexistence at Hogwarts until the first time she saved his life. Upon the second, she finally learns his name. From then on it's like the boy is inescapable whether it be in person or his name spilling from lips around the castle.
Cedric learns from his two near death experiences that Arlo's magic is beyond his own and with the announcement of the Triwizard Tournament, is determined to have the infamously callous separatist coach him.
And from there, a fine line between mentor and mentee, friends, and something a little more is born.
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- English
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- 143,188
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- 24/?
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Bookmarked by WaterBordeauxed
23 Mar 2026
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Cedric Diggory doesn't know what to think of the Hufflepuff girl with terrible hair, but whatever it is, it's probably half-decent.
(semi/si written entirely from Cedric's POV)
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- Part 17 of lulu's self insert fics
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- English
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- 23,270
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by WaterBordeauxed
04 Mar 2026
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No Joy in Command by Gladiusx
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV)
19 Aug 2025
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After Jon Snow witnesses the end of the world only to wake up at a different time, a time with flying, fire-breathing lizards roaming the skies, he decides he's too tired for this shit and decides to fish. Literally.
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- 185,670
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- 25/25
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- 33
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- 2,393
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Bookmarked by WaterBordeauxed
20 Feb 2026
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One year after Voldemort killed Lily and James Potter, Severus Snape pays a visit to Number 4 Privet Drive. He has a duty to Lily Evans, the best friend he ever had, and therefore to her son and her sister. He finds himself assuming the role of the child's uncle. As it happens, the friendship between Severus Snape and Petunia Dursley changes both of them, both of their lives, Hogwarts, and their world's future for the better. (It's so much easier to be a good person when you're not clinically depressed, afraid for your family, or stuck in your past trauma).
This is a lengthy story meandering through Harry's childhood, with eventual plans to see it through his Hogwarts years and a very different resolution to canon. But in the meantime, the goal is cuteness and exploring a world with better-adjusted adults in it.
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- English
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- 221,340
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- 86/?
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Bookmarked by WaterBordeauxed
15 Dec 2025