Whimsical_Loner



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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    “Listen Sayu, I’ve already got plans to skip the country when this whole place falls into a police state but that’s not an option for you so you should probably learn how to use a gun and maybe start avoiding blonds.”

    Sayu’s best friend has always been a little odd.

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    19 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    03 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Beware of that which awaits you in the forest, they had warned her. There are monsters underfoot as surely as there are in the skies.

    Haruno Sakura did not find a monster while heading out to visit her mentor Tsunade at her secluded cottage.

    She found someone... something far worse instead.

    A GaaSaku medieval fantasy AU.

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    11 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    A Krieg/Maya slowburn fic I started on a whim that turned into an entire Borderlands 2 rewrite

    Formerly titled NFWMB

    Author note from Jul. 5, 2025: for everybody wondering if I'll ever finish this, I want you guys to know that I have every intention of completing this story and actually have a lot of ideas I want to implement. I'm just in a bad living situation rn and am dealing with depression as a result, in addition to being stressed out all the time. Hopefully once things improve, I'll be able to work on this more.

    Oct. 6, 2025: I'm working on editing existing chapters to make them more consistent and in-line with the tone I want for the broader story. Once I've finished with all the current chapters or am satisfied with the editing, I will (hopefully) resume work on the half-finished next chapter.

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    23 Aug 2024

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    You’re not sure how you, a popular late night radio DJ from the aughts, deserved to be cast in the fiery pits of Hell with a capital H, but here you are. And because the universe is playing a running gag reel on even your afterlife, you find yourself the focus of an avid fan of your segments back when you were topside in the land of the living and he was tuning in from Hell.

    Who knew the damned (and damned good looking) could pick up FM radio all the way down here?

    Too bad your domineering boss is in a vicious, decades-long rivalry with the guy.

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    23 Mar 2024