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    anti-fluff- pairings made dysfunctional. In which I take any pairing imaginable (and some not) and try to: make it seem cannon consistent/believable-ish and then ruin it and break them up/make it one-sided/etc. Features cannon to major crack. Straight (het), lesbian, gay, and polyamorous/threesome pairings. May expand yet more. NO character bashing, just for fun, anti-pairing. Various levels of angst. Some are heart-wrenching, others will make you laugh. Suggestions welcome.

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    When a fifth patient is admitted to St. Mungo's with the same set of mysterious symptoms, it’s a race against the clock to prevent a sixth. Three unlikely (and occasionally reluctant) duos work tirelessly to figure out who—or what—is behind this illness. Will they be able to put aside their personal and political grievances to find a cure before time runs out?

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    06 Apr 2026

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    As far as potion accidents go in general, and deaging incidents go in particular, Draco knew this could have been so much worse. Harry only lost about ten years, and all his memories are still intact. But the sight of him looking as if he’s stepped straight out of Draco’s Hogwarts memories has dredged up a whole mess of complicated feelings Draco thought he’d buried years ago, and Draco really doesn’t know what to do with any of it.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Thirteen and a half years out from the war, the wizarding world has entered a halcyon era. Crime is at an all time low. The economy is flourishing. Politics are progressive. Tolerance is at an all time high.

    It's a beautiful thing for society—but a side effect, for the universally beloved auror Harry Potter, is boredom.

    For better or worse, that boredom is about to end. There's a problem with one of Harry's vaults—vault 711 to be specific. The historic Black family vault. It's the source of a significant amount of magical decay. Admittedly, Harry doesn't exactly know what magical decay is, but that's fine. The good news is that a cursebreaker has already been assigned to the case.

    The bad news is that the assigned cursebreaker is none other than Draco Malfoy.

    This work is a plotty winter mystery with an ensemble cast, featuring magical theory, snark, cursebreaking, smut, and romance. Chapters generally alternate POV.

    Trans rights and community solidarity now and forever.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Kitty St. Cloud used to be someone else, until she woke up in the body of a child and found out that she'd fallen into Harry Potter.

    Follow Kitty as she skips, cartwheels and face-plants through the plot, doing her best to save people along the way.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    House has a weird coma case on his desk and a crazy guy in his clinic rounds. Also fantasies of a remote mute button for Foreman.

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    10 Nov 2025