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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    He’d made it. He’d made it through the day of travel. A full day—day and night—because after beating FlameFrags down to bedrock and taking his title as the strongest on the server… nowhere in the overworld had felt safe.

    Which- obviously, that was a ridiculous thought. He was safe anywhere he wanted to go. It was everyone else who shouldn’t feel safe from him.

    It was just his stupid dumb mating cycle making him all skittish or whatever. It was because he’d been too busy to waste time making himself a nest, and now his hindbrain with its instincts dialled up to eleven was screaming at him to find someplace safe. He didn’t need to find someplace safe. He was powerful. No one would dare come at him.

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    11 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    It takes his half awake brain to realize something, and he thinks he almost pees himself.

    Clearly, Wifies isn’t awake. Not at all. Yet still, Parrot can hear his tail slightly wagging, and whines emitting from him. Parrot feels something hard begin to press against his ass, and his eyes widen just a bit.

    Wifies, his best friend, his weirdo of a best friend is humping him.
     

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    parrot wakes up to a wifies who is humping him under the covers and he LIKES it!!! I hate these freaks

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    28 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    Parrot trusts him. BAT trusts him. Why wouldn’t they? Wifies never died, never disappeared, he’s right there with them through every ambush, every trap, every haunting message from “the Director.”

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    Wifies never faked his death & is working over time to keep The Director hidden

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    28 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    17 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    "W-woah, what's gotten into you?" He's smiling way too wide for it to be natural and all Parrot can focus on is how messy his hair is and the sharp glint of his teeth and the way his lips look. "Usually, I'm the one springing this kinda stuff onto you, y'know..."

    "Can you—" Parrot huffs with bated breaths, practically wrestling Spoke's shorts and underwear off of him, before haphazardly tossing it aside somewhere nearby and getting to work on his own pants, “—please just shut up?”

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    01 Jan 2026