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who could ever leave me (but who could stay) by alistoney
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Jul 2023
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“Already been shot at once today, Little Wing. So please refrain.”
Jason groans, redoing the safety and dropping the gun.
“What the hell, Dick.”
Dick just turns over slowly and sends him a wide Grayson patented grin.
Jason hates him.
Or Jason has an unannounced late night visitor
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Darling, You’re the One I Want by alistoney for pseudofoucault333
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
12 Dec 2021
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Magnus is a world famous singer. Alec is one of his best friends and fellow songwriters. Alec is also a staple of Magnus’ music videos as his love interest and the fans love him.
Or 5 times Magnus and Alec act like a couple for the camera and the one time they aren’t acting.
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“What if I don’t want to share my soul with anybody?”
Alec tilts his head so it rests on top of Izzy’s, “That’s okay, there are lots of Shadowhunters without parabatai.”
Izzy nods to herself.
“Good.”
Izzy has never wanted nor needed a parabatai. That is, until she meets Clary Fray.
Or Izzy’s weird and confusing relationship with the idea of having a parabatai.
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don’t mess with a high warlock by alistoney for half_bakedboy
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
26 May 2021
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Magnus shows up to Alec’s office injured and exhausted.
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The angelic kingdom of Idris and the downworld kingdom of Edom are creeping closer and closer to what looks to be a full out war. But what happens when the crown prince of Idris goes undercover to Edom to try and take them down from the inside?
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The Lightwood-Bane Shennanigans by alistoney
Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
10 Jun 2018
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Tumblr Oneshots by alistoney
Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
07 Dec 2017
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A collection of Malec oneshots from my tumblr
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how to divide the conquest of thy sight by streetlight_skeletons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
23 Jan 2024
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“So,” Jason says, quiet, eyes trained on Bruce yet clearly directing the remark to him. Dick feels strangely honoured to be included in his little aside, until he hears the ending. “He’s sharpened his stick at both ends.”
Dick has an incredulous, “What the fuck does that even-?!” bursting out of his mouth before he is quite rudely interrupted by a batarang rushing towards his rightfully confused face.
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Or,There's something wrong with Bruce. Dick lies between his crosshairs.
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21 Dec 2025
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“You know, this is what you get for being too good at writing,” Yoongi tells him a moment later, once Namjoon has opened his eyes again and blinked spots out of his vision. “Next time, write an acrostic poem or something. Nobody would believe that’s romantic.”
“You haven’t read my acrostic poems,” Namjoon says, watching Yoongi settle cross-legged on the mattress, because there’s a corner of his brain that’s dedicated to bickering with Yoongi and it’s stuck permanently firing on all cylinders.
“I haven’t read your letter either,” Yoongi shoots back, eyebrows raised, as if he’s expecting Namjoon to just hand it over like that. “Was your ode to friendship really that intense? Because she really seemed convinced it couldn’t be anything but a love letter.”
(or: Namjoon's latest creative writing assignment is... Interesting. Too bad Yoongi gets dragged into it.)
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20 Nov 2025
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Now I'm over pretending (so let's put the end in friends) by gcftokyookmin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
01 Jul 2025
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"I don't know what to do," admitted Jimin. "By the time that party happens tomorrow, everyone there is going to think we're dating."
Jeongguk looked down at him for a long moment, head cocked—and then he shrugged. "Let them, then."
Jimin stared at him. "You're not serious."
"Hyung." Jeongguk stepped closer. "I can be your date if you want."
Jimin swallowed hard. "Fake." He cleared his throat. "Fake date."
Jeongguk cleared his throat too, glancing away. "Right." He pushed his thumb into his lip rings. "Fake."
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12 Nov 2025
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“I apologize. Jungkook’s a little tipsy.”
“Hyung—”
“You should join us for the department dinner next Thursday. I would love to get to know you more, Jungkook-ssi. Yoongi never brings anyone,” Director Hong says and Yoongi is—mortified by this offer. He is well aware that Jungkook only has free food floating around in his brain. “It’s a relaxed occasion. We try to conduct it for department bonding. Much less fancy than this place.”
Yoongi goes to decline, but Jungkook warmly exclaims, “Sure!” and Yoongi nearly punches him in the face for it. Jungkook continues to smile politely. “I’d love to.”
(or; When Yoongi is up for a promotion at work, Jungkook forms a plan to be each other's fake fiancé, but it doesn't exactly go accordingly.)
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Bookmarked by alistoney
02 Nov 2025
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Park Jimin didn't want to agree to be anyone's fake boyfriend, much less with how busy life in the OR is, but an all expenses paid vacation to a destination wedding and Namjoon's endless begging was hard to decline. They only live once, after all.
Showing up as his best friend's 'boyfriend' would have been fine if the bride's brother didn't turn out to be Jeon Jeongguk, the same man he'd hooked up with and had been texting for weeks.
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Bookmarked by alistoney
29 Oct 2025