14 Bookmarks by almostunbothered
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Spencer Reid becomes friends with you after bumping into you at a grocery store. Instantly enamored with you he develops a crush. A crush, apparently destined to fail, because why wouldn't you have a boyfriend?
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10 Jan 2026
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Spencer spends the holiday quietly twisting himself up over you.
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21 Dec 2025
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Let’s see how you like not being able to control yourself by Anonymous
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
17 Jun 2025
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Reader decides to punish Spencer by forcing him to wet himself.
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07 Dec 2025
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20 Nov 2025
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Experience tells her that this is most definitely an unhealthy coping mechanism.
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26 Oct 2025
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As Max is ready to take the next step with Spencer, he realizes he isn't. Lacking the experience, he starts to make some stupid and questionable decisions involving a streetworker he picked up on Halloween.
"You are Venus, and I am your Moon.
I am the secret that you will never tell.
The best secrets are the most bent.
Forever your lover, never your man."
― Rolf van der Wind- Heavy SMUT - Strangers to Lovers - Cheating - Pairing: Virgin!Spencer Reid x Prostitute!Fem!Reader -
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05 Aug 2025
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A spilled cup of coffee on a shirt, a found FBI business card, a case in Alexandria, Virginia — all those factors led to you meeting Dr. Spencer Reid, and you were still trying to understand how you had been that lucky.
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29 May 2025
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A typo that was made when being onboarded led to some misidentification that, more or less, has caused improper speculation and lighthearted jests. All of which could have been avoided, yet neither one of them made any correction. Which left them both to wonder how a team of profilers didn't piece together the evidence sooner.
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26 Mar 2025
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PJ Waters is exceptionally good at creating problems for herself and terrible at solving them. However, she is pretty adept at resolving other people's problems, especially if they involve her girlfriend Hazel and she isn't the one who created said problems in the first place.
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a series of connected yet self-contained one-shots that revolve around PJ & problemsSeries
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13 May 2024
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Hazel and Kit Tanthalos are twin sisters and heirs of the biggest defense tech company on the planet. Tanthalos Tech. Sorsha and Madmartigan Tanthalos have it all figured out, continuing global defense, aerospace domination and scientific discovery while raising a beautiful family. Until the oldest twin, Hazel is kidnapped and presumed dead. Kidnapped at only 13 years old Hazel is raised by her keeper, fed lies and encouraged to plot revenge on the Tanthalos empire by taking it over. Jade Claymore has been a friend and a lifeline since childhood to both sisters. Hazel disappearance made Jade change her plans and dedicate her life in the service of protecting the surviving heir. Not only because she was her best friend, but because over the years, her feelings have shifted to unrequited love, as Kit partied and lived it up, never one to love the responsibilities being the COO.
A story of intrigue, feelings, so many feelings, learnings, mayhem and hijinksOr
The one where Kit has a twin who's not Airk.
The one where Jade Claymore will make you angry.Bookmarked by almostunbothered
13 Apr 2024
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“Do you want to kiss PJ?” Isabel asks abruptly then, and internally Hazel can only hear her own screaming. She swallows hard.
“Uh, I don’t know. I’ve never thought about it.” Hazel lies, right through her teeth. This is a nightmare. “I— Even if I did, I think we’ve established that I wouldn’t know what to do anyways so maybe we should just— drop it, maybe—”
“Do you want to know what to do?” Isabel asks then. Just like that. Like Hazel is supposed to know even a little of what that means.
“... What do you mean by that?” Hazel asks in confusion, turning a bit more in her seat to face Isabel.
She’s got two braids in the front of her hair again and they frame her face perfectly. Hazel finds herself distracted by that, at least until Isabel says, “Do you want to practice?”
“Practice what?” Hazel blurts out in sheer lack of understanding, giving Isabel a look of growing confusion that she seems to almost flush a bit under.
Isabel shrugs, “Kissing.”
OR exactly how hazel was able to take pj's breath away that night.
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28 Oct 2023
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Robin Buckley thinks she might be cursed. Which is a bold claim, considering she knows at least two people who actually have been.
(Or, 5 times Robin had her heart broken, and one time she didn’t.)
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23 Oct 2023
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make my menace into someone you'd adore by moonflowery
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
22 Nov 2022
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Nancy had been working at the lame little ice cream place at the mall for barely a week. She never held any hopes that it would be a gratifying or personally stimulating job, let alone that it would help her on her dreams of dedicating herself to journalism full time until she was successful enough to get out of Hawkins and even Indiana someday. However, she’d never expected it to be as bad as it was.
Long story short, Nancy couldn’t wait to get rid of her Scoops Ahoy coworker, Robin Buckley.
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26 Sep 2023
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Robin has a reputation around Hawkins for being a player. Nancy is still recovering from the aftermath of Jonathan dumping her. She turns to Robin to distract her.
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26 Sep 2023