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miss you so bad i e-mail you my orgasm by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2025
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long distance birthday surprise spirals from a wonky cake into a facetime call with one apron and zero shame.
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Roadtrips and Other Poor Life Choices by applechomp for applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2025
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They'd barely made it ten minutes down the road again when Shi Qingxuan, in a moment of complete stillness, suddenly inhaled and burst into song.
“YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS. SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT—”
Xie Lian jolted so hard he nearly headbutted the car window.
“Shi Qingxuan.” He Xuan groaned, his hands tightening on the steering wheel.
“GOOD LUCK, BABE!,” she wailed, chest-deep in passion and clutching her invisible microphone, “YOU’D HAVE TO STOP THE WORLD JUST TO STOP THE FEELING.”
a chaotic summer road trip with too much ice cream, surprise karaoke, backseat cuddles, and the kind of laughter that makes your cheeks hurt. four friends, one car, and a whole lot of love tucked between the miles.
OR: hualian & beefleaf beach episode fic
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all roads lead to shelter by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2025
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“I’d love to have you over, gege,” he said, slowly. “But—my place is a bit of a mess right now. I don’t usually invite anyone over unless they’re… a partner. Or someone I…”
He trailed off.
Xie Lian stared at him. The meaning settled in his chest like a stone dropped in a still pond. “But… you like me though, right?”
Xie Lian finds himself caught in a typhoon, stranded across the city with no way home. When his plans fall through, he turns to Hua Cheng for help.
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He frowned, wiping a hand across his face. Was it over? No, that didn’t make sense. Curses didn’t just stop like that, especially not the kind tied to the Sunken Ghost City. Cautiously, he pushed himself to his feet and climbed the ladder back to the deck, every step feeling heavier than the last.
When he emerged into the open air, Xie Lian stopped short. The crimson sky had faded, replaced by a dull, overcast gray. The blood rain had stopped entirely, leaving only dark stains streaked across the deck and pooling in the cracks between the planks. The sea was unnervingly still, the waves subdued as if holding their breath.
How odd.
Captain Xie Lian has a ship held together by hope, reputation for endless bad luck, and a curse that seems to follow him across every tide. He’s long since made peace with solitude—until a strange melody leads him to something (or someone) glittering beneath the waves. Now, between unexpected rescues, flustered misunderstandings, and one very persistent sea creature who won’t stop calling him gege, Xie Lian might be in deeper waters than he ever expected.
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This man wasn’t commenting. Wasn’t typing. Wasn’t even breathing, for all Mu Qing could tell. But his presence was undeniable. Terrifying. Like a lion crouched in tall grass.
Then, after five minutes of this silent, cursor-stalking dread…
It happened.
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[Comment on Slide 9 – Thank You]
what i felt after reading this presentation can only be expressed through literature. specifically:
“Nghh… ah—San Lang!” Gege whimpered, gripping the edge of the table as his knees buckled. “We’re supposed to be studying—”
university au hua cheng x xie lian
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xie lian lets shi qingxuan dress her up for a party, plays a little truth or drink, and somehow ends up with her crush in her bed. she was not emotionally prepared for any of it.
university au !!! fem!hua cheng x fem!xie lian
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and i want a love that falls as fast as a body from the balcony by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2025
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r/relationships
Posted by u/crimsonrainseekingflower
8 minutes ago
is it okay to love someone from a distance and not do anything about it?
hi everyone. i’ve never posted here before but i don’t know where else to ask this. there’s someone i’ve loved for a long time. we’re… different, i guess, and i don’t think they’d ever feel the same way about me.
i see them almost every day, but we don’t talk. i’m okay with just watching them from afar, but sometimes i wonder if it’s weird or wrong to feel this way. is it selfish to want to be near someone even if they don’t know how you feel?
thanks for reading.everyone has their own problems
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i dont think i could stand to be where you dont see me by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2025
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splash fights in warm baths, tangled hair, and soft kisses.
sorry for edging you all this is the actual fic i promise
translation available in 𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖 i dont think i could stand to be where you dont see me by applechomp
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i dont think i could stand to be where you dont see me by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2025
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hualian play fighting !!! D
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san lang knows everything (unfortunately) by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Mar 2025
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By the time they finished eating, Xie Lian had almost forgotten he was supposed to be investigating. Hua Cheng paid the bill before Xie Lian could even reach for his wallet (which was also suspicious—did he have some kind of notification system for that too??????)
As they walked outside, Xie Lian turned to Hua Cheng. “You know, this was nice. Two totally normal best friends having a completely normal lunch.”
Hua Cheng hummed. “Of course, gege.”
Xie Lian smiled. Then paused.
Wait.
He squinted. “San Lang, did I pick this restaurant… or did you make me think I picked this restaurant?”
Hua Cheng smirked. “What do you think?”
xie lian’s life is perfectly normal—until he notices hua cheng’s uncanny knack for predicting his every move. (best friends don’t psychic-text you to go home before you collapse, right??) armed with a notes app and questionable detective skills, xie lian vows to uncover the truth.
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r/ExplainLikeImFive
Posted by u/UnderThePeachTree
4 hours agoELI5 why do my roommate’s “art projects” look like me?
Hi. So, this is going to sound weird, but I need an outside perspective. My roommate (23M) is an artist, and I (26M) just found his sketchbook on the coffee table. Normally, I wouldn’t snoop, but it was open, and curiosity got the better of me. And… every single page is a drawing of me.
But here’s the kicker—they’re… uh… anatomically precise. And by that, I mean nude. Very nude. Extremely detailed. Here’s the thing: we’re roommates and technically dating, but he has never seen me naked. At least not that I’m aware of??modern au hualian roomates to married .....
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screwed (in every sense) by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2025
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hua cheng and xie lian move in together. xie lian tries to build ikea furniture :3
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how to train your ghost king (to pace himself) by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Mar 2025
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xie lian is tired. hua cheng is… not. after two weeks apart, xie lian just wants food and a nap—but his devoted (and very insatiable) husband has other plans. will the scrap-collecting god survive the night?
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ur fav toxic yuri made non-toxic. two disasters fumble through a picnic date full of strawberries, cherry blossoms, and exactly one (1) undone button. feat. terrible flirting, worse jokes, and a city that definitely saw everything.
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the ghost who dressed himself in dawns wreckage by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Mar 2025
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why does the ghost king wear red?
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- Part 2 of poetry practice — tgcf
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stone lips, trembling hands by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Mar 2025
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in the cave of ten thousand gods, hua cheng carves his devotion into stone, aching and ashamed, as his hands betray him with want. a ghost’s love is both prayer and ruin.
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- Part 1 of poetry practice — tgcf
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a flower crown for the red robed ghost king! by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Mar 2025
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xie lian makes hua cheng a flower crown for the first time. hua cheng, hopelessly in love, reacts accordingly. the ghost king may rule an entire city, but this? this is priceless.
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you're here, thats the thing by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2025
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a modern teen hualian fic inspired by a beabadoobee song—where theyve been wrapped around each others fingers all along
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A night to remember by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Mar 2025
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“I DON’T EVEN WANNA BE HERE,” Xie Lian suddenly wailed.
Several people nearby turned to look. Hua Cheng ignored them.
“I was here with my best friends!” Xie Lian continued, voice full of deep, existential grief. He threw his arms out, nearly hitting a random guy who ducked out of the way just in time. “My best friends who I have suffered with! Who I have bled with!”
Hua Cheng blinked. “Bled—”
“And you know what?” Xie Lian’s voice cracked, tears welling in his eyes. “I caught them MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER.”
Hua Cheng, who had absolutely not expected that, let out a startled laugh. “Oh?”
“Oh?” Xie Lian sobbed. “Oh, he says! My two best friends betrayed me in the nastiest way possible! I had to sit by myself and eat the cupcakes I brought for them—” his voice broke completely “—by myself.”
Xie Lian gets drunk, rides Hua Cheng (literally and figuratively), interrupts his roommates’ rendezvous, and wakes up with the worst hangover—and Hua Cheng’s number in his pocket. What the hell happened last night?
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you’re not a burden. not to me. never to me.