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The death of a nation could not stop the Uchiha from dominating the international market as Konoha Village's greatest local produce export.
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let slip the spoils of war by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening
23 Dec 2025
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“Why kill your enemy,” the grandmaster mused, bone white fingers resting on Chrom’s hair, “when you can make a dog out of them instead?”
Chrom bit his arm to the blood.
Or: A loose chrobin Captive Prince!AU, two years down the line.
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cheat codes to nuke your unfilial disciple’s concurrent business (stealth edition!) by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2025
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The Court Official Servant Slutting Brigade (a deeply offending and UNFEMINIST moniker to refer to the excellent professional staff of imperial household maintenance that Tialang-jun ought NOT to use, thank you!) has a clear prospect winner on the race towards the Emperor’s sacred loin.
To no one’s surprise, It’s Shen Qingqiu’s Shizun demonic lookalike.
Or: ‘Master Huang’ is such a low-effort, low-reward surveillance scheme; Luo Binghe can do better in his sleep. While Shen Qingqiu was having fun on his monster studies thesis tour of the Abyss, his Shizun was studying subterfuge, innovating infiltration and perfecting pretense to uncharted levels of deceptive deviancy, even for demonic ethical sensibilities.
Fanfanfiction of Like A Tooth From A Mouth (I Leave A Hole). Canon divergence in chapter 88.
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no ethical consumption under jun-wuism by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2025
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As far as Her Highness the Eldest Princess of Xian Le, the beloved Flower-Crowned Imperial Noble Consort was concerned, ‘Body in abyss, heart in paradise’ should be carved on the ceiling of every marital bed in the palace.
The lowest-ranked concubine in exile at the furthest margins of the inner palace would like to respectfully disagree. In retrospect, marital beds aren’t so bad after sleeping on piles of filthy rags in a ditch for fifteen years. That spoiled little Imperial Noble Consort truly didn’t know her luck!
(Or: the imperial harem/courtesan hualesbian AU no one asked for.)
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“Et si vous aviez un fils caché qui retire l’épée, maintenant qu’elle est plantée?”
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ill-advised decisions universe by atomicmuffin
Fandom The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
07 Jul 2023
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Hua Cheng Week 2k19 by atomicmuffin
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2020
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Todofam Month 2k19 by atomicmuffin
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2019
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Tending the Flame by WeepingToTheMoon
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
28 Apr 2026
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"You thought the open road would give you the freedom you sought," Aerion then murmured. "You forget that a man who enforces the laws of the crown is nothing more than a dog—and dogs are really rather simple to chain." He leaned forward, lifting onto his toes as if trying to stand at equal height to Dunk, though he could not manage. "Would you like me to show you how easily I can chain a dog, Ser Duncan?" he whispered, and the question ignited a fire in Dunk that coursed through his veins like wildwife.
Tasked with finding a poisoner who's been felling entire keeps in the muddy town of Mistwood, Dunk and Egg discover a certain foul-faced prince who's escaped from exile in Lys, and who else is stubborn enough to bring the prince to heel and return him home to Summerhall?
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03 May 2026
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The point is, life is hectic, but it's good.
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01 May 2026
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The next day, Touya sat across the goban from the newly-reminted Juudan and said, numbly, 'Ogata-san, Shindou's going to university.'
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01 May 2026
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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30 Apr 2026
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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29 Apr 2026