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Kyle is house sitting while the Marshes are out of town and he decides it's a good idea to masturbate on Stan's bed.
Stan comes home early.
Oh, and Kyle has a vagina.
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07 Apr 2026
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01 Apr 2026
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After learning that he has more in common with Draco Malfoy than Harry once thought, they embark on a years long journey of friendship and understanding. When the world turns darker and harder and life tries to pull them apart, will they find the courage to stick together or will the harshness of life break them more than can be repaired?
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19 Mar 2026
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Draco Lucius Malfoy had imagined a great many futures for himself after the war.
For years, he had imagined Azkaban. A cell. A lifetime spent paying for choices he had made too young and too afraid to fully understand.
He had imagined exile. Being cast out of wizarding society entirely. Stripped of his wand. Left to exist, half-alive, in the Muggle world like a punishment that never quite ended.
He had never, not once, imagined that he might spend the final months of the year, the very same year the Dark Lord was killed... smoking weed with Harry Potter.
Regularly.
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Dick, Jason, and Damian realize that Tim’s time as Robin—and his relationship with Bruce— isn’t what they thought it was.
Inspired by a tumblr post by anxi04 "Tim and Bruce have an odd relationship to the rest of the family. They don't act like father and son, but its seems like they have a "deeper" bond than the others."
And a post by uranium-glass-dice, "Imagine trying to get your teenage son to go to bed when he's been putting your ass down for naps for like, years, by that point."
All relationships are platonic.
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19 Oct 2025
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Harry hasn't been able to deal with the trauma of the war. Hermione suggests an unusual therapy technique.
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12 Oct 2025
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Every Fanboy's Dream by Murmeloni
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
24 Aug 2024
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Clark Kent was a huge fan of Bruce Wayne and he had the posters, a coffee mug, and a keychain (among other things) to prove it.
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A fic inspired by my own prompt (https://www.tumblr.com/murmeloni/743323539682344961/i-need-more-fanboy-clark-kent-in-my-life-like?source=share) and by popular demand.Series
- Part 1 of Fanboys for life
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- 13/13
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08 Oct 2025
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healing (it was always going to be you) by starstick3r
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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In the days after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry had been checking the grounds for any stragglers, from either side, along with the rest of those who fought against Tom. He was bored out of his mind, freshly revived, and wanting desperately to go home.
Three days after ending the War, on May 5, 1998, Harry James Potter died again.
Here's what happens after.
beta read by a lovely irl <3
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17 Sep 2025
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It takes Harry a while to work out that every month, almost like clockwork, Draco is given an assignment in the field that takes him out of their shared office for days on end. After each assignment, Draco returns looking so bloody exhausted that Harry gears up to file a complaint with their boss. When questioned about it, Draco’s explanations range from mildly suspect to intensely suspicious. Harry takes it upon himself to find out what’s going on.
Or: Harry makes a bunch of unintentional knotting jokes while an increasingly baffled Draco is driven insane.
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17 Sep 2025
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Harry, based on Hermione’s suggestion had turned into an animagus to help himself cope with the war and returning to Hogwarts.
And it was fine- it was great even, until he stumbled upon none other than Draco Malfoy, sitting alone in the Forbidden Forest, surrounded by animals acting like a bloody Disney princess.
So Harry had to figure out what was up with that. He wasn't obsessed, of course he wasn't, he was simply curious.Or:
Harry Potter is oblivious and an animagus,
Draco Malfoy is a Disney princess
And Harry is rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco MalfoyBookmarked by autist337
17 Sep 2025
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Public Bookmark 198
Mystery Work
Part of Old fics
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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08 Sep 2025
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The Death of You and Me by qqquack for The_Fourth_Queen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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Draco awoke in utter darkness. Harry awoke in uncomfortable light.
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After the heartbreaking news of Malfoy’s tragic death, Harry resigned to the fate he’d embraced since the war: his bed. Cursing himself to wallow in his sorrows for all eternity, he mourned the relationship they could have fostered. That is, until Harry was confronted with the reality that Malfoy wasn’t as dead as he had thought. Inexplicably, Draco Malfoy had become a ghost. And Harry was the only person who could see him.
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08 Sep 2025
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i'm not a freak, and i never will be by gentianflowers
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Nov 2025
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07 Sep 2025
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this fucked me up. the last one almost had me on tears
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Things that Harry Potter would do to save Draco Malfoy from Azkaban:
• storm the Ministry whilst wearing bright orange pyjamas - check.
• pull an all-nighter to study some heavy tomes - check.
• marry Draco - check.
• cross the Veil to speak to his dead mother - check.
• make a colossal mess of things - check.
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07 Sep 2025
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Harry and Draco are dating. Draco is also a werewolf. Frankly, he hadn’t thought it would be this much of an issue.
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07 Sep 2025
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When the Grim arrived at Malfoy Manor, Draco knew he didn’t have much time left.
It was really quite inconsiderate of it, to only appear after the war was over. Draco had thought he was free to trudge about the Manor in gloomy isolation, feeding the thestral herd and staring glumly at yet another cucumber-and-cheese sandwich. Even the portraits had fled.
Now, though, with a portent of doom skulking at his heels, Draco has found that perhaps a deadline was just the thing he needed to feel alive again.
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- 14/14
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07 Sep 2025
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Jason Todd Chooses Chaos by hyperius
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Justice League - All Media Types
01 Nov 2025
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01 Dec 2024
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Back when Jason was Robin, Dick had times where he had to babysit Jason for Bruce, despite Jason being a teenager. Even when Tim and Damian came into their lives, he would get a call to ‘babysit’ them.
Now everyone looks for him when they need their kid to be babysat.
And his dad needs some babysitting too, apparently.
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- Part 8 of Never a Quiet Day for Dick
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01 Dec 2024
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the Batfamily (+Clark) whenever Bruce doesn’t sleep: go SLEEP don’t you care about yourself??? you need to REST go to SLEEP
also the Batfamily (+Clark) .5 seconds after Bruce is finally asleep: hey B actually we need you for this--
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01 Dec 2024
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Tim Drake and the Adventures of Biting People by bubblegum_gay_bitch
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU
30 Nov 2024
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Tim has sharp teeth and a moral compass that can be described as gray at best
He is going to cause problems on purpose
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01 Dec 2024