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John Does A Lot Of Embarrassing Shit At Parties by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
27 Jan 2026
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And this one is something he's probably not going to be able to forget anytime soon.
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sometimes you just feel like shit by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
29 Dec 2025
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John hasn't been doing well lately.
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In this reality, the Korrok apocalypse came home to roost in Undisclosed, resulting in John experiencing a life-altering injury. This fic bounces between past and present to paint a picture of this event and how it's radically changed John and Dave's lives since.
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Bright Eyes (i'm not arguing with a guy with glowing eyes. whatever you say, cutie) by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
26 Jun 2024
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It's only been a few weeks since Dave's monstralization, and the three are trying to adjust—Dave most of all.
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I'm Not Obsessed; Far Worse, I'm Fine by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
16 Jun 2024
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John and Dave take monster-hunting on the road, following some mild personal catastrophes in Undisclosed. Takes place between JDatE and TBifoS.
**This is a reboot of an older AU that no longer exists on here. It has been completely rewritten, but follows the same basic premise.**
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Dave has an episode, and John comforts him.
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John, Dave and Amy take a little road trip to Florida and have fun with the world's kitschiest mini-golf course.
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- 4,339
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Obligations (It's Okay, I Understand) by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
10 Jul 2023
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John kept his promise to Big Jim.
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heaven is a place here on your floor by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
19 Jun 2023
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I'm falling off the carpet edge and it’s a long way down
I laid before the monuments of love
Now I'm buried underneath them
So maybe when we're old or dead
Then we could all hang out
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Realizations I Had Between Beers In The Cockpit by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
09 Jun 2023
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Look, I couldn’t possibly tell you why John does most things, but I really couldn’t tell you why he’s doing this. Not like I give much of a shit, it’s John, he could tell me his birthday party was taking place in the abandoned sewers full of bats and homeless people or the mouth of an active volcano and I’d fucking be there, I don’t care. But Undisclosed's only gay bar, in the bad end of town, is a choice that honestly gave me pause, if only for just a moment.
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It's Not Weed Etc. Part II by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
10 Feb 2023
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Just a small drabble I wrote for literally no reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ trying to practice describing a mood/atmosphere better
Meant to be platonic but it is more sappy than they tend to be, canonically.- Language:
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Meltdown by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
05 Jan 2023
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Someone ships Dave a really fancy paperweight.
Said paperweight just so happens to contain one-half of an ancient sun god. -
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AKA I project my shitty retail job experiences and muscle problems onto Dave.
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- English
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- 1,311
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It's Not Weed You Piece Of Shit Stoner--Oh. No, Wait. It Is. by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
16 Nov 2022
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Did you know that weed is a pretty good sleep aid?
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Everybody Loves A Mystery by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
05 Sep 2022
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Dogs have been going missing in Undisclosed. Only one man notices, and he reaches out to the only resource he knows: a college student running her own one-woman paranormal investigation business. Over her summer break, she finally has the chance to check it out, but things aren't quite what they seem in this quaint little town.
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Sometimes when John disappears, it's a real problem. Most of the time, though, he's just in a tree somewhere.
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Dave wants to show John a new song he really likes.
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Just A Little Bit Mine by toxicdotaep (axewrites)
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong
08 Jul 2022
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Alternate ending to book 3 where Amy does leave Dave for her own mental health. Dave spirals, but John manages to pull him out of it.
Based on that Will Wood and the Tapeworms song, "Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine)." Not really a songfic but I do slip in some references here and there. -
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This is a short story I wrote for my Narrative and Storytelling class. It takes place in the world of my original story currently called "Red n Blue" (a WIP title--) but you don't have to already know me or my work to understand it, as I'm treating this as an introduction to the world/general concept.
Two Grim Reapers are assigned to take care of a plane crash. One of them hasn't even been on a plane before.
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IDW Issue 19 Rewrite (Crisis City Part One) by axewrites
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics)
22 Jul 2020
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I wanted to try and rewrite IDW issue 19, because I didn't entirely like the way they dealt with it, so I wanted to take a stab at it. I wrote this all in one day, and I hope it's actually enjoyable. Please keep in mind this is just my interpretation and I'm not doing this to bash the IDW writers themselves, it's just my preference.