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“Come on, Mac,” he tells him, “That stupid trick with kissing your hand doesn’t work, a hand isn’t the same as another mouth. And I can show you how to do it right.”
"Bro," Mac replies, "I'm not going to kiss you."
“You’re not gonna kiss me,” Dennis supplies, “You’re practicing.”
Or, when Dennis finds out that Mac has never kissed anyone before, he comes up with the perfect plan on how to teach him.
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“We were at Paddy’s yesterday,” he repeats, “For New Year’s.”
“When are we not at Paddy’s, Mac?” Dennis groans, and Mac shrugs helplessly.
“I could’ve sworn...” he starts, “I had the weirdest dream, man.”
Or, after a horrible New Year's Eve, Mac is looking forward to a fresh start in the new year. He soon realises that something must be wrong, though, because Dennis is saying the exact same things he said the day before. In fact, everything is the same. Over and over again.
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won't ever be anywhere but here by bonesandbarbie for anoreynolds
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
27 Dec 2025
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"I’m not going to like this at all," Dennis sighs.
"I thought you were more stubborn than that,” Dee teases him, "You can always just use this opportunity to get revenge on him, you know? That’s probably something you’d want. Make the best of it!"
Or, as per their father's rules, Dee can't get married unless Dennis also gets himself a date. He figures he'll take the opportunity to get back at a particularly lousy knight whom he cannot stand, but Mac doesn't seem to remember him at all.
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“You got any plans for the rest of the night, Mac?” he asks, and the boy laughs again, a certain ease surrounding him, one that definitely wasn’t there before.
“Hell no.”
“Good,” Dennis adds, “I think I might know a way we both can get what we want.”
Or, Dennis is a vampire who can't bring himself to kill, and Mac is a human who wants to die. The two decide to help each other out, but their deal doesn't turn out as easy as they thought it would be.
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Mac is drunk and meets an angel in Paddy's Pub's bathroom.
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the finnpoe alphabet (or stories in every universe) by bonesandbarbie, neville
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
18 Aug 2023
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These are 26 stories, one for each letter of the alphabet, about Finn and Poe. They're all AUs (some trope-based), otherwise they will be in a modern setting - basically just no canon relation here! I also decided to make it extra challenging for myself by having the AU/trope starting with the particular letter of the alphabet along with the title. Each fic is going to stand on its own, so they're really only connected in the sense of the idea.
*ON HIATUS*
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the modern skywalker saga by bonesandbarbie
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
26 May 2022
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Yet another take on Padmé and Anakin raising the twins together and being a domestic, happy family - except this is a modern world AU, no stars, no wars. Featuring various POVs, lots of Uncle Obi, the twins being the best twins ever, and HanLeia and DinLuke as childhood friends.
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Six of Crows and the Grishaverse, except they're college students.
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the lucky ones by bonesandbarbie
Fandom Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
29 Sep 2023
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Six of Crows and the Grishaverse, except they're celebrities.
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Mochas, Coronas and Tequila by bewarethesmirk for ladyknightanka
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
06 Jan 2013
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Isaac is a loner, down-on-his-luck barista. Then Scott bustles in, with his puppy dog eyes and penchant for mochas, and he and Isaac become buddies. As these things go, Isaac wants more.
Bookmarked by bonesandbarbie
12 Feb 2026
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When Isaac came home late at night with a face so long it practically dragged on the floor, it physically pained Scott. Something twisted around in his gut with such force that Scott almost didn’t want to look at him.
He had to fix it. He had to make it better. He couldn’t stand it anymore.
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11 Feb 2026
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Isaac wasn’t really expecting much when he applied to school; the pack’s home is only an hour away, courtesy of Derek’s second-in-command and suspiciously altruistic uncle, and Boyd and Erica go here, too, so it’s not like he’s far from them. Not like he wants to be, anyway. But still. He just wanted to go to class and get a degree and live a semi-normal university life.
So of course there’s a freaking alpha taking the same gen ed requirement as him.
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11 Feb 2026
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Isaac works at the local pizza place in Beacon Hills. Most days are boring... others, though, cute strangers come in and strike up a conversation. And it's even better when it turns out that the cute stranger happens to go to the same school as him.
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(Or, a fluff-filled Scisaac au)Bookmarked by bonesandbarbie
09 Feb 2026
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Isaac can’t stop thinking about Scott McCall. Not in, like, a weird way, or anything. Definitely not in a weird way.
In which, Isaac decides to stay.
For Scottuary 2026 prompt: Hope
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Bookmarked by bonesandbarbie
09 Feb 2026