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“Do- do you think if I, like, kissed or- or made out with a girl, I might, like, know for certain?” Erica asked.
And here Scary was, caught hook, line, and sinker in the straight girl trap. No way out but through.
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Lincoln hesitated before speaking softly. “I’m…. loyal. To my morals. Always.” He felt Scary’s forehead crinkle, eyebrows tensing up. “I’m trying to be loyal to you, too. Please, escape from Willy. Please.”
Scary’s fingers loosened, and he knew she had made her choice.
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Trudy owed her some sincerity. “Well, you see, I’m not often flirted with,” she admitted.
“How is that possible? You are just gorgeous, Trudy, and it’s important you know that. Inside and out."
or: Something changes within Trudy when she's introduced to Kelsey at the racetrack.
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“Uncle Normal, uncle Normal, uncle Normal! Are you gay?”
or: Gerry is curious, Taylor cares more than he lets on, and Normal loves his kinda-nephew very much.
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Today was going to be the day Scary confessed to Lincoln. She just had to figure out exactly what to say and how to say it within a single car ride.
And to make matters worse, her stepdad was driving.
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How to Bond With Your Scary Stepdaughter by bpaladin
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
15 Jul 2024
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“You free tomorrow?” asked Terry.
"Yeah. Why?”
“Okay. We’re going fishing tomorrow. What time do you want me to wake you up?”
Scary groaned and crossed her arms. “Why are we going fishing? You don’t even like fish. I don’t even like fish.”
Terry started slowly closing the door. “I’m hearing five am?”
“Absolutely not.”
OR:
Terry Jr. takes Scary on the Stampler family fishing trip where they talk about Willy (and grapes).
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Marco never locked the front door. Grant’s mind flashed with images of an intruder, of gunshot wounds, of Doodlerized monsters coming and stealing Marco away. Tears pricked at his eyes for a reason unbeknownst to him as his hands shakily fumbled with his keys.
A key swiftly pushed into the lock, making a metallic click sound and giving way as Grant shoved open the door to a scene he would never be able to forget.
“Marco!” he shouted before he came face to face with the aforementioned man aiming a gun at Grant’s forehead. In his periphery, he saw the body of a bloodied man on the floor in front of him. Marco’s eyes were frantic, surprised, and most of all: scared.
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with his arms full of cat, yoongi opened the door to the most beautiful stranger he had ever seen. the man had hazel contacts on and honey blonde hair, with eyeshadow that perfectly accented his features. yoongi was pretty sure his face was on fire with how red he turned from seeing the angel at his front door.
after an awkward silence where yoongi gaped at the stranger, the man spoke up. "um, hi? i'm jimin, hoseok-hyung said you needed a cat sitter."
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if we stick together, who knows what we'll do? by bpaladin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Jun 2021
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Twitch streamers vminies, JJKGAMING, DeCipher, and Kim Seokjin are all dating. They all get along well, live together, and give each other many, many cheek kisses.
But their fans don't know that. Here's how they find out through a series of streams.
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"What did you mean earlier- how enemy is a strong word?"
"Glad you asked, hyung." Jeongguk stood with his back leaning against the front of the table closest to Yoongi, his arms crossed. He examined Yoongi, almost like he was sizing him up for a fight. "We all pretend to be the heroes on the good side."
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- Part 2 of hero!yoongi and villain!jungkook
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i'm about to change your life for the better by bpaladin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Jul 2020
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taehyung walks into his college bathroom and finds the most ungodly thing he's ever seen:
a student using splat hair dye.
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life's like a group chat, you never know who'll get kicked by bpaladin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Apr 2020
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bts groupchat featuring shenanigans and relationships
writing this for fun on the side while i work on a longer fic
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not really enemies (but aren't we though?) by bpaladin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Mar 2020
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Yoongi stood outside of Jeongguk's lab, searching for a way in. Usually, when he's sent for a mission, he can just break down his front door but apparently, that's been costing Jeongguk too much money. If there's one thing the hero hates, its capitalism, and he's not going to break down this kid's door every day and make him pay for it.
That lead to Yoongi standing in place in front of a window, debating on how to shatter it while making it look like an accident.
He was also hoping that Jeongguk had insurance.
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- Part 1 of hero!yoongi and villain!jungkook
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Namjoon laughed at Yoongi. "What was that for?"
"Dunno," Yoongi said, turning around. "I just let it happen, I guess." Not that staring at your face is something I would willingly do for hours or anything.
aka yoongi is whipped for namjoon ft. many many music theory puns
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Hoseok heard a loud slam next to him and turned to find Jimin sitting at their wooden bench, hands flat against the table. His eyes looked maniacal as he stated, "I bring tea."
Seokjin sighed, head still on Namjoon's shoulder. "Jimin, you need to stop acting like a high school freshman."
"Hey, wearing scrunchies on my wrist and using the word 'tea' does not mean I act like a freshman," Jimin said, pointing his finger at Seokjin.
Hoseok chuckled and stabbed his salad again. "Uh, yeah, it kinda does."
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park jimin hasn't felt pain for a while. min yoongi chose to take that pain from him and experience it himself because jimin doesn't deserve that.
+ theres more to this story i just felt like writing only this part
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music and cuddle therapist yoongi walks home from jin's expensive condo and finds a cold boy with pink hair crying behind a bus stop.
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i know you love her, but it's over, mate
it doesn't matter, put the phone away
it's never easy to walk away, let her go
it'll be okay
it's gonna hurt for a bit of time
so bottoms up, let's forget tonight
you'll find another and you'll be just fine
let her go, it'll be alright
it'll be alright- dean lewis, "be alright"
AKA another songfic (could be friendship or relationship)
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what right do i have to tell you this, or that by bpaladin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
21 Jan 2019
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taehyung knows jeongguk is a worrier. he didn't know that he worried this much.
title from stigma
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kim seokjin has standards (kim namjoon fits within those standards) by bpaladin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Dec 2018
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Kim Seokjin is a YouTuber and a chef. Kim Taehyung is a YouTuber, a food critic, and one of Jin's best friends.
Kim Namjoon is Taehyung's brother (that Jin definitely doesn't have a crush on, nope, not at all).
aka who knew ramen could get you a hot date?