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“There’s a sale on waterproof beds over here. Might be good for wetbitchboy’s squirting.“
Robert groaned, sipping the last of his coffee and hoping his migraine would vanish with it.
“C-Can I g-get the name of s-s-store?”
“Don’t indulge him, Waterboy; he’s fucking with you,”
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Robert and Herman go mattress shopping and think about the future. (Don’t fuck this up.)
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- Part 7 of Z-Team’s Entertainment
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“What’s your bet, Einstein?” Invisigal asked.
“Those lovesick motherfuckers get married and have a bunch of kids,”
Sonar mentioned. “That’s the second time someone bet they get married.”
“Yeah, cuz I have eyes and not a fucking idiot,”
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Kids take a field trip at the SDN Torrence branch, and Robert doesn't have a good time.
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- Part 6 of Z-Team’s Entertainment
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“If this keeps up, Royd is gonna win the pool.” Punch Up said.
“Or Robert gets tired of him and leaves his ass. There’s still time,” Flambae joked.
He froze, glass at his lips.
Robert…getting tired of him?
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The Short Story of Waterboy spiralling.
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- Part 5 of Z-Team’s Entertainment
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Seeing Waterboy stare dumbfounded at the necklace in his hands, Robert felt his face heat up. Thinking that he crossed a boundary with such an extravagant gift, he said.
“Ah shit, if it’s too forward, I can–”
“N-No!” Waterboy pulled the necklace closer to his chest when Robert reached for it. “I-It’s perfect, thank you,"
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The short story of Robert gifting Waterboy a necklace.
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- Part 4 of Z-Team’s Entertainment
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“Are you single?”
“What?”
“No, no, it’s just you look very handsome and my grandson is not far from your age,”
Or the short story of an old lady Robert helped is trying to set him up with her grandson.
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- Part 3 of Z-Team’s Entertainment
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The Z-Team’s main source of fun, Robert’s love life.
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A collection of Short stories about Waterboy/Robert Robinson.
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The Silly Story of Beat & Dancer by bs99
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Apr 2023
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The Silly Story of Beat, a B1 battle droid & Clone Trooper Dancer
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- 13,475
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- 2
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Soft Clanker Series by bs99
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Apr 2023
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- 4
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- 22
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Clone Trooper Glitch is Force-Sensitive by bs99
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Dec 2021
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Clone Trooper Glitch, who was left for dead by the Republic, didn't know where his place is in the Universe until a former Sith assassin and Separatist came along and whisked him away on an adventure of a lifetime.
(Or the story about a force-sensitive clone trooper who has no idea what he's in for.)
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Crossing Paths AU by bs99
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 Dec 2021
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Changing Protocols by whalebone
Fandom: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Jun 2021
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A clone trooper left for dead and an abandoned B1 battle droid build a life and a relationship in the aftermath of the Clone Wars.
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Bookmarked by bs99
20 Oct 2020
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Viren wants to enjoy their seaside getaway, it’s just too bad that he’s a massive workaholic. Aaravos isn't a fan, but he helps out anyway. (continues Both Ache Less and ends the series)
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- Part 5 of Ache
Bookmarked by bs99
12 Sep 2020
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"You see me."
And somehow, that makes all the difference.
(Podfic version now available!)
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- Part 1 of a moment to be real
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- English
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Bookmarked by bs99
23 Jun 2020
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Jaskier Fucked A God by edgy_fluffball
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
17 Jun 2020
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Jaskier is still grieving the loss of the exceptional lover who recently tipped his world upside down when new developments change everything he ever knew...
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Jaskier (unknowingly) slept with a god and got D&D-style bard magic out of it. Geralt does not trust his new abilities and the pair set out to find the reason for the chaos newly interwoven in Jaskier's words and music. Along the way, they find more than they bargained for and make some discoveries.
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- 51,250
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by bs99
18 Jun 2020