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Bernie thinks about death quite often. Betty does too. Maybe it's not a bad thing.
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pawprints on the lake by caramel_void
Fandoms: Avianhurst (Vampires SMP Original Universe)
16 Mar 2026
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In the strange town, a strange friendship is formed.
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Zoyander knew he wasn't subtle. And yet, he wished they stopped staring like everyone had him figured out the second he stepped his foot in Avianhurst. Especially that one dude living in a shed with horses like a caveman...
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Zoyander Thornbury is not too subtle with his appearance. And now, he's stuck in this god forsaken town with a vampire hunter who does not believe he's "just an albino". Damn.
This was my first piece EVER written in english. I got better since then but you know you know.
Oh also, Zoy has a pet duck. It's not a duck.
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The night after Zoyander Thornbury gets turned into a vampire, he finally stands up against his father. Aka a bit of Zoyander's backstory, many years before Avianhurst.
tw: death, violence, abuse, blood, mild gore, mutilation
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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30 Jul 2025
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"If you throw that at me," The Blood God says, "I am going to tie you up. Put it down and we can talk."
Tommy's heart is trying to pound out of his chest. He can't win this. He knows that. But he can't just give up. This isn't like that first meeting. The Blood God is aware and conscious, not lost in the drive of his instincts. The Blood God would probably enjoy taunting Tommy if he curled up and showed his fear so blatantly.
No, Tommy isn't going to take this lying down. He will not go gentle into that good night. His eyes narrow. He sees The Blood God tense.
"Come and get me, motherfucker." Tommy snarls and lobs the lamp right at the hybrid's stupid face.
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Tommy doesn't know what gods he pissed off to deserve being abducted and later hunted down by Hypixel's most well-known celebrity. But he's not going down without a fight.- Language:
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30 Jul 2025
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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13 May 2025
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“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”
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OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.
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09 May 2025
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To Schlatt, being a traitor was an executable offense: so that’s why it was definitely lucky for Tubbo that Quackity decided to come out of his office when he did. In all fairness, Schlatt coming across his smaller Vice President probably benefited all parties involved: Tubbo got to live, Quackity got to be of use, and Schlatt got to fuck his anger away.
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28 Apr 2025