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    storms like these by

    Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)  

    16 Apr 2025

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    It goes on like that for awhile. It’s wholly unprofessional; it’s the wildest and horniest summer you can ever remember having. You’ve gone well past the realm of plausible deniability into the realm of filth. Of inappropriate workplace behaviors. Of things you should absolutely not be doing with your partner. Harry’s defense is that he can’t remember his workplace sensitivity training. Your defense is that, apparently, you’ve lost your mind.
    Still, he calls you. Sometimes, you call him, like the night after the day he had pranced around all of Central Jamrock in that tacky mesh shirt and the tightest disco pants you had ever seen him wear, and you tell him exactly what you thought of that while he whines and begs.
    It’s like you’re living two lives. One life starts after 23:00, when the phone rings. You don’t talk about it in your real life. In your non-telephone life.

    5/7/2025 - now with amazing artwork by harvestkitty!

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    birdsong by for alwaystheocean

    Fandoms: The Secret Garden (1993)  

    07 Feb 2026

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    Sing out, breathe deeply
    In the grip of the night
    Set the morning free

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    FAQ: The Dramatic Car Chase Portion of Your Graduation Ceremony by for resplendeo

    Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns  

    07 Dec 2024

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    You've successfully defeated your snake and defended your thesis - congratulations! Now, here's everything you need to know about your upcoming graduation ceremony.

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    Snake Fight Grad Student Advice Meeting (AKA how to survive the second worst part of your defense) Notes by for resplendeo

    Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns  

    25 Dec 2024

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    From: Parrish, Alissa <[email protected]>
    Sent: Dec 5, 2024, 2:13 AM
    To: biomedphd2020 <[email protected]>; biomedphd2019 <[email protected]>; biomedphd2018 <[email protected]>; biomedphd2015 <[email protected]>
    CC: Wu, Yiqing <[email protected]>; Dunn, Mark <[email protected]>; Greer, Lou <[email protected]>
    Subject: Re: Re: Snake Fight Advice Session

    Hi everybody,

    Due to a mix up with room scheduling, our meeting where recent alums (including me!) give advice about the snake fight part of your thesis defense will be in the Decker 5th floor Green conference room at 2 pm.

    Remember to bring questions! There should be plenty of time for a Q&A.

    Thanks,
    Alissa

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    What Wouldn't I Do For That Man by for alphabetotter

    Fandoms: The Sting (1973)  

    16 Dec 2025

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    Johnny strained for the faintly crackling feeling of awareness he'd gotten used to, looked for those tiny shifts of head, hands, stance—but nothing doing. Henry's attention was fully on the matinee idol and the idol's on him, murmuring in their own closed circle, while Johnny watched them like a stray through a cafe window.

    Okay, so, this was new. He'd gotten on top of every knuckleball Henry had thrown him so far. You just had to watch, and then you'd see. Nobody ever said it was always going to be a goddamn delight.

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