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Threesomes only work in pornos and one-off one-night-stands influenced by too much alcohol and too loose morals. There's no way there are actual functioning relationships without a metric fuckton of jealousy and miscommunication and whatever else could possibly ruin what is, in theory, the perfect solution for them.
Right? There's no way this could work. No fucking way.
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[formerly 'feel the way i do', with revamped title and summary]Switches POV between Robert, Visi, and Blazer/Mandy every chapter to get the whole mess of complicated feelings. Starts with Robert.
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- Part 2 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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He's still not entirely sure how they ended up here. No, actually, that's not true, he knows exactly how they ended up here. His girlfriend had a dream about having a threesome and now he's sitting with her at a bar and trying to figure out how to ask the hot brunette down the end to join them for a night.
He's not expecting this to go well. Then again, he never expected to be an SDN dispatcher, to reunite with Chase, to defeat Shroud, or to have a girlfriend. So... maybe this'll go better than expected.
AKA the one where Courtney and Robert ask Mandy to have a threesome without knowing she's Blonde Blazer.
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This new villain must be stupid.
Really fucking stupid, or willing to risk it all. Because not only did he just kidnap Blonde Blazer and MechaMan's girlfriend, he kidnapped a member of the Z-team. The Z-team who work together better than ever with Friday karaoke and Taco Tuesday and MarioKart nights. The Z-team who, for the first time, well, ever, have their shit somewhat duct-taped together.
Yeah. He's fucked.
(Established Mandy/Robert/Courtney)
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- Part 5 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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“Okay. Um. My parents are expecting me back home for Christmas.”
“… that’s it?” Courtney asks, scoffing. “Okay, so? We won’t break anything while you’re gone if that’s what you’re worried about.”
“That’s not—” Mandy starts, before she sighs. “They want to meet you. Both of you.”Mandy brings Robert and Courtney home for Christmas for the first time to meet her parents. And her siblings. And their kids. Somehow it's even more chaotic than a day at the SDN office with the Z-team which is, you know, saying something.
Established relationship, alternating POV.
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- Part 7 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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are we running out of time to see what this could be? by clairdeleon
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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She really shouldn't be there. She's lost track of the HR violations, and she's not only their boss, she's Robert's girlfriend. Which adds a whole other layer of... stuff. Not shit. Stuff.
Z-Team game night goes about as well as Mandy expects it to, especially when the chosen game is Truth or Dare with alcohol involved.
Pre-poly Mandy/Robert/Courtney, established Mandy/Robert. Background Chad/Herman because I also love them.
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- Part 6 of i'm tuning into you (two)
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you're my rook and i'm your dragonheart by clairdeleon
Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types
20 Mar 2025
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Everything about Neve and Vic in one pretty little series. Not chronological, really, so read whatever in whatever order and however you want!
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“This’ll be interesting. I haven’t really…” he rubs at the back of his neck self-consciously. “I mean, this was always a holiday I’d just stay in with Beef and drink ‘til I blacked out.” He adds in a distracted murmur, “This and most other holidays, I guess…”
Mandy gives him a look — the one she’s gradually perfected for those moments where Robert says something deeply alarming or depressing about his past and doesn’t quite seem to realize it — and he smiles apologetically and continues, “Yeah, this’ll be fun, I think. Just… might be a little glued to your side at first.”
SDN's sponsoring a high-profile New Year's Eve gala, and both Mecha Man and Blonde Blazer are expected to attend. Turns out Robert's not great with crowds — or fireworks.
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06 Jan 2026
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When Tuuli and Corvo are both pulled kicking and screaming into a world of undeath, there's little space for any sense of self. Kindred demand both subservience and perfection, which might be fine, if both weren't unattainable by their standards. Tossed into this world of mind games and gore, Tuuli and Corvo are forced by circumstances and luck to survive despite themselves. That, and when a relationship begins with the murder of a cherished friend, it's only uphill from there.
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28 Dec 2025
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you're rocking with the best (and you know i'm greedy) by freddie (ready_freddie)
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
18 Dec 2025
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Flambae shot back the rest of his drink. "You need someone to treat you right.”
He shook his head, looking down at the worn wood beneath his hands. “Yeah, okay. And who would that someone even be? You?” Robert had meant it as a throwaway. A joke. He kept telling himself this, afterwards.
A beat. Flambae’s gaze felt hot against his skin. And not just in the way everything about him seemed to be. “It could be. I’d treat you right. I’d rock your world, bitch.” He crossed his arms, looking down at Robert.
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Robert is dealing with his feelings post break up with Invisigal. Chad thinks he needs someone to show him a proper good time.Bookmarked by clairdeleon
18 Dec 2025
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Flambae and Waterboy are working together for the foreseeable future. One tries to make the best of it, the other is convinced it's social suicide. They'll learn to get along eventually, though. Hopefully. A lot can change in a week.
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- Part 1 of i wanna be your what's happening
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Bookmarked by clairdeleon
10 Dec 2025
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Flambae offers to do Waterboy a favor. And Waterboy wants to have sex. But not with Flambae, of course.
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"It’s mostly a thing- an issue of-” he stops, takes a very deep breath, starts again, “I want to have sex."
Flambae whips around so fast he slips on the shower tile. “What the fuck?” he asks, “That’s not a favor, Wet-fart-boy. That’s a fucking HR violation."
Bookmarked by clairdeleon
10 Dec 2025