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Oxenfurt Academicals by DancingLassie
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
22 Aug 2021
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Jaskier finds Ciri instead of Geralt after the sacking of Cintra. Determined to keep her safe he bundles her off to the only place he can think of where he can protect her... Oxenfurt Academy.
Once there they need to learn how to become a family and navigate their way through the wonderful and sometimes weird world of academia.
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24 Sep 2026
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"You see, one of my pets has gone and injured itself," the lord tells him, staring from across the food-laden table Jaskier had been forced to sit at no more than five minutes prior. "I'd thought you were the best man to get it back in proper working order."
"I'm not much of a healer, let alone a zoologist," Jaskier says, slow and uncertain.
Strangely, his captor only seems to agree with him. "No," he says, head cocking to the side as he considers Jaskier, a strange smile on his face. "—but you are an expert on witchers."
"On witchers...?" Jaskier echoes, before the meaning behind those words hit him. His eyes widen.
Was this man saying he owned a pet witcher?
Disgust curls low in Jaskier's gut, and it takes everything in him not to sneer in the bastard's face.
Guess he won't be escaping any time soon, then.
(Or, Jaskier gets kidnapped to nurse a 'pet' witcher back to health, and ends up getting far more attached than he means to. The Cats are heavily based on WhoopsOK's Songbird Cats, but they don't appear until later in the story.)- Language:
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24 Sep 2026
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Help, Reincarnation Refund Wanted! by EmeraldBeetle
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Sep 2026
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At first, when Shen Yuan dies and is given the chance to customize his appearance in his second life, he's excited. He's definitely going to make himself an epic and mysterious adventurer! But wait- why is he only able to customize the sword? And did he seriously just get reincarnated into it?!
Help! I want a refund! 0/10! Customer very unsatisfied with their reincarnation!
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16 Sep 2026
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Danny has broken his leg before, many times in fact, but never so publicly. Never in a way that people have noticed. And never in a way that his teacher insists on bringing him to a hospital. So now, Danny is in a cast for a broken bone that healed about 12 hours after he got it, and if that's not enough to deal with why is Lancer... worried about him?
And who the heck is Barbara Maintland?
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Alternatively titled Danny Can Go F*ck Himself; Danny tries to face his publically broken leg with some jokes and a smile, while social services looks at the situation a little less humorously.
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13 Sep 2026
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Holding back a grunt, Merlin craned his neck backward. Maybe he was injured and didn’t realize? He twisted his head around — neck oddly more flexible than he remembered — as he tried to take stock of himself. And Merlin froze. Because instead of his usual tunic and red neckerchief… were feathers. Lots and lots of feathers.
The resulting screech that left Merlin’s throat was inhuman.
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Or, a hunting trip goes awry, as so many do, and Merlin is hit by an errant spell. If there’s one thing Merlin can take away from this, it’s that clearly the Fates have a sense of humor. Why else would he be turned into a merlin?
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09 Sep 2026