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    Summary: It is often said that certified loverboy Ilya Rozanov is kept on a tight leash by his stoic husband, Shane Hollander. It slowly comes to light on the internet that they’re both down too bad to function.

    Or: Five times Shane Hollander snaps to attention & one time he rolls over himself.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    “This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people. 

    “So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.

    “I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”

    Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”

    “You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent. 

    Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.

    Ilya Rozanov needs a home.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    Hayden wants it on the record that this is completely and totally, without question, Shane’s fault.


    or, 5 times a FitBit gave Hayden some data, and 1 time he crunched the numbers on his own.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    “Shit,” Hunter said, eyes wide. He shot a glance up and down the hallway and held up his hands in the universal sign of “calm down.”
    “I can pretend I didn’t see anything,” he said quickly.
    “There’s nothing-“ But Shane was losing the ability to speak. His throat was closing up, his vision darkening, his heart feeling like it was being squeezed by barb wire.

    What if Scott Hunter caught Shane sneaking out of Ilya's room? What if this change meant Shane had someone to talk to, and then the number of people in his corner kept expanding?

    A what-if homophobia can be fixed by a Swedish hockey coach and rational argument. Featuring accidental cock-blocker Hayden, better communication skills, good Montreal team mates, coming outs, drinking games, and canon divergence.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    The Montreal Metros are out of the playoffs, and Shane’s just found out that his grandmother has died. For reasons he doesn’t understand, she’s left him her dog, a poorly-trained mutt named after his childhood favorite food. And to make matters worse, the Ottawa dog park where he goes to train Tonkatsu is apparently the new hangout of one Ilya Rozanov.

    Shane doesn’t know why his rival was traded to Ottawa, or how he gets his dog Anya to behave so easily. He shouldn’t be so fascinated by Rozanov, but he can’t help but be drawn to him. And the dogs aren’t helping.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    It’s not hard to spot Troy’s blind date once Ilya arrives at Giovanni's. For one thing, he’s wearing the ugliest green shirt Ilya has ever seen in his entire life. For another, he’s the most beautiful man Ilya has ever seen in his entire life.

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    When Troy gets sick, Ilya decides to be his blind date's knight in shining armor and make sure he doesn't get stood up. Simple, right? He'll pretend to be Troy for a few hours, get a good meal out of it, and have a story to tell. What he's not expecting is for Troy's blind date to be the most perfect man he's ever met.

    But it turns out, he's hiding some secrets, too.

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    17 Aug 2026

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    Ilya watches his fingers fiddle with it. “Hear what? Hear us sleep?” he scratches behind his own ear, helpfully. “I snore so loud?”

    “No, Ilya, they can hear us not sleep,” Shane leans forward, searching Ilya’s face. Almost. “What we do before we sleep.”

    And Shane knows he gets it, because his whole face lights up, and Shane isn’t really in the position to appreciate it fully because the context is just not allowing him to. And it makes him feel worse. “Ah, that!” Ilya is laughing, and he presses down on Shane’s neck more solidly, shaking him around a little, almost proud if Shane had to guess.

    or, Shane's roommates can hear him and Ilya when they have sex, and it becomes a problem

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    17 Aug 2026

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    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    16 Aug 2026

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    “Is that really why you're single? You're afraid you'd let your partner down?”

    Ilya took a sip and tried to battle the urge to be honest, but it was useless. He had developed an Achilles heel, and it came with beautiful brown eyes that were currently piercing straight through his soul.

    “I think I am single because I have fun being single,” Ilya started with the easier part of his answer, and he saw Shane nod. That part was expected.

    Ilya took a shaky breath before he admitted the rest. “And I have not met anyone that I wanted to be with, enough. One time, maybe. But was not possible.”

    ***

    Shane and Ilya stop hooking up during their rookie season after their secret is almost exposed. Six years later, Scott Hunter comes out and changes everything. Ilya and Shane decide to forge an unlikely friendship as they navigate the league, coming out, and Scott Hunter's annoying queer group chat.

    And they accidentally fall in love, obviously.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    “We, uh, Brian and I, that is. We decided to open up the relationship.”

    “Okay?” Ilya says, voice flat. “What is that?”

    Hollander shrugs. His posture has gone stiff again. “It. It means we’re still together, but we can also like...see other people. Or not see, because we’re not dating anyone else but, uh. Fuck. Fuck other people.”

    Oh.

    “And this is why you texted me?” Ilya asks.

    In a way, it’s almost better. Hollander and his boyfriend breaking up and Ilya reaping the rewards would be enjoyable. Ilya having to work for that reward himself, getting the chance to fuck Hollander so good he forgets all about that loser who attached himself to him like a parasite before he was old enough to know better?

    Well. Ilya loves a challenge.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the most sought-after goalie on the market in the 2015 offseason. The Bears are thrilled when they get the steal of the decade by signing him out from under Montreal. It’s even cooler that their captain is so close with Hollander. The two are like, best friends or platonic soulmates or something.

    Alternatively: 5 times the Boston Bears should’ve guessed that Hollander and Rozanov were totally gay for each other + 1 time when everyone knew (Except Carmy).

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    03 Aug 2026

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    Brandon Wiebe (9:52 AM)
    Team! I hope you're as pumped for this one as I am 🎉
    We're kicking off officially. Shane's got the timeline with Hayden as his backup, Ilya's got design lead, and we've got a friendly little challenge from the Velocity crew to keep us on our toes. May the best concept win!! 🏅

    Things Shane Hollander can control: the timeline, the scope, the color-coding on the Gantt chart.

    Things Shane Hollander can't control: the client who hates everything on principle, the new AI unit gunning for everyone's jobs, the head of design/local Russian menace breaking into his file and improving his deliverables.

    There's a betting pool. It's probably a good thing he's not in the group chat.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    "You're disappointed in me," Ilya says when the silence drags on too long.

    It snaps Irina out of her thoughts. No, she wants to say, you're my perfect boy, though she knows she shouldn't. She can't bring herself to say yes either. "You're my son," Irina says. "I love you."

    "I'm sorry, Mama," he says, voice small, smaller than Irina has heard in years. He sounds like a child again, five and besieged by nightmares of a snowstorm, begging for reassurances than their house won't be buried under an insurmountable blanket of white, that she would find him and hold him even if it was.

    "It's not my apology to accept, Ilyusha," she says instead.

    (Irina Rozanova lives! It doesn't fix Ilya.)

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    31 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.

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    Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    “We even have the perfect person in mind for your first client,” the producer continues.

    Shane pauses. “What? Who?” Why would they want a particular person to be his first client? Why are they arranging this if Shane hasn’t even agreed yet? He’s not really considering the offer. He likes houses, but it’s a big shift from hockey. He’s always figured he’d continue his volunteer work from the summers and endorsement deals, at least as long as they’re offered. But this would require a very different kind of schedule. Not quite like hockey, but certainly more structured than what he’d anticipated.

    Shane does like structure.

    “The Centaurs have hired a new assistant coach,” the producer explains, a smile slipping into his voice, like he thinks this will sell the point. “Ilya Rozanov.”

    Shane hangs up. Then, guilty, he calls back and makes an apology about bumping the end call button.//

    After retiring and getting his contractor's license(s) for various reasons, Shane is enticed into starring in his own home renovation show. His first client is Ilya Rozanov, former rival and current assistant coach for the Ottawa Centaurs.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    The sixth grade class this year was a fucking nightmare.

    Ilya wasn’t usually the kind of teacher who liked to label an entire group of kids as anything, because kids are all unique and individual and there was no accurate way to describe an entire class using just one word. He still stands by that, mostly, except this year seems to be the exception because he only needed two words for this group of gremlins: fucking. Nightmare.

     
    Ilya Rozanov teaches sixth grade social studies at Reid Middle School. Shane Hollander teaches eighth grade social studies next door. Together, they’ve been tasked with creating a mentorship program between the sixth and eighth grade classes in an attempt to curb some truly outrageous sixth grade behaviors. The only problem? The two men can barely tolerate each other at the best of times, and October in a middle school is not that. And, there’s the added layer that they both are stupidly in love with each other, because they REALLY don’t know how to go about anything the easy way.

    OR: Two middle school social studies teachers discover they are just about as emotionally mature as their students. Yay frontal lobe development!

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has a lot of feelings about (and for) Shane Hollander, but he cannot tell anyone for obvious reasons. He then discovers Hockey RPF on Ao3. Okay, maybe there is one place where he can share how he feels.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.

    Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.

     

    Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    “Right,” he responded, “Shane. It’s – my name is Shane.”

    “Shane,” Ilya’s mouth curled into a smile. “It is very nice to meet you,” his eyes tracked down to the label sewn on his front jacket, S. Hollander. “Shane Hollander, paramedic.”
    _________________

    or: Ilya is the Ottawa Centaur's star player. Shane Hollander is a paramedic. What starts as one hour together becomes years of chasing, longing and - despite their best efforts otherwise - falling in love.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Scott Hunter, in a universe where everyone wants Shane Hollander.

    (Scott isn’t obsessed with Hollander. He isn’t. Or, at least, he doesn’t want to be.)

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    22 Jul 2026

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