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The Baroness lives to consume all those that wander in its halls, its unfathomable dimensions an inescapable snare.
And somewhere, within the core of it all, Mina Ha finds herself the apple of its eye.
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03 Jan 2026
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thinking about this for the next 4 months most likely
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The two of them had been infuriating each other for the better part of a millennium. It was within their best interest to at least have fun with it.
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04 Nov 2025
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Drifter, with his team, won the Ritual. Now, he roamed a world with new beginnings.
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04 Nov 2025
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this one is gonna stick w me for a while
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“Mr. Moon, I uh, I understand the predicament that we’re in and—” He looks at Mark, and then takes Mark’s hand. “We’re getting married.”
“What?”
Mr. Moon eyes them suspiciously. “Your assistant. You’re going to marry your assistant?”
Johnny nods vigorously. Fuck.
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Or: Johnny says he's going to marry Mark to save him from getting deported back to Canada.
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24 Oct 2025
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Caesura by cielelyse for YuliceChan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Sep 2022
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The first time they meet, Suguru and Satoru do not like each other. Arrogant, cocky, insufferable, they think. Despite the smirks Shoko gives Suguru, or the sighs Yaga gives Satoru, they do not like each other.
Until a mission changes that.
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25 Jun 2024
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summer vibe scare by Memelock
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 Feb 2024
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Zen'in Ogi is looking for someone to watch his home while he and his wife are in Italy for the summer. Kong Shiu is looking for someone else to pay his bills. Zen'in Toji isn't looking for much of anything.
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14 Jun 2024
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A lawyer and a salaryman walk into, and then out of, a bar.
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13 Jun 2024
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All For You by xBarbarellax
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Sep 2023
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“You were watching… gay porn?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t believe you.”
Fuck.
Gojo forced a scoff, trying his best to convince Geto that he wasn’t lying.
“What do you mean you don’t-“
“Show me.”
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- Part 3 of All Worked Up
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27 Apr 2024
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So it’s not exactly a shock when he opens his mouth, blue eyes sparkling from behind dark sunglasses (and it’s odd that he’s chosen to wear his glasses here instead of his blindfold; odd to know that Six Eyes trusts him in some weird, skewed way for the simple fact that they both care for a child who deserves more than Toji can give him) and says: “I want you to teach at Jujutsu Tech.”
It’s not a shock, because Gojo has said more ridiculous things with a straighter face than the one that resides on his features now. Toji throws his head back and laughs.
Gojo does not.
“Oh,” says Toji. “You’re not joking.”
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or: Toji lives. Neither teaching nor parenting are his strong suits, but he ends up stuck with both.Series
- Part 1 of hope the road is eternally blessed
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26 Apr 2024
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not yet done (think of me kindly) by tteokcrossing
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
25 Jan 2022
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“Do you miss him?”
“Satoru?” asks Getou mildly, like he was expecting the question. There’s a weight to his name, even as he says it with that sort of grazing lightness so characteristic of Getou.
“Yes.”
Getou tilts his head, the edge of the glass resting against his lower lip. The wine almost looks like it might stain his lips a red-purple. “Do you miss Haibara?” he returns, and Nanami has to suppress a flinch.
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or: Two hollowed-out souls find each other. Nothing changes at all.Bookmarked by discombobulating
26 Apr 2024
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d/rift together by umi_the_world
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
10 Apr 2024
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Gojo Satoru had been programmed by the Shatterdome to operate in favor of the best interests of humankind. Nanami Kento had been programmed by the Shatterdome to do the same, but his best interest lies in blue eyes and white hair that’s soft to the touch.
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16 Apr 2024
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Chanyoung averts his eyes again, cheeks colouring. “Well. Actually.”
“Actually what?”
“There’s a natural cure, too. He has to, um.” Chanyoung looks down at his hands, twisting his fingers. “He has to ejaculate. A lot.”
Eunseok blinks at him.
“His body is mimicking a mating period right now. He wants to, like. You know.” Chanyoung drops his voice to a whisper, making a lazy fist with his hand. “Cum. He wants to freaking cum, dude.”
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- Part 1 of The Adventurer's Guide to...
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27 Mar 2024
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To Dick Pic Yoda, Thanks for Everything! Jung Sungchan by muppetalgia
Fandoms: RIIZE (Band)
21 Jan 2024
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He’s in the middle of typing in a message–as if i’d help you fucking bastardsㅎㅎㅎㅎ you guys are so shit its a waste of time trying to heal any of you just eat shit and die seriously–when his phone buzzes. Finally, his delivery is here. Maybe he’ll put something on while he eats his dumplings instead of torturing himself by melting his own brain with this stupid fucking game and its stupid fucking playerbase. He’ll just text Sungchan to ask him to bring his food to his room, and–
Oh. Hm.
That’s a penis.
Sungchan: This is what u wanted yeah??
Sungchan: Does it look alright lol
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26 Mar 2024
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it’s not specious reasoning if you didn’t want the argument by primroseshows
Fandoms: NCT (Band), WayV (Band)
27 Dec 2021
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Kun and Ten graduate, move in together, and for better or worse, remain an integral part of Yangyang's life. Yangyang didn't ask to become their relationship defender but who else could do the job?
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- Part 1 of needing/wanting
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09 Dec 2023
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The thing is, it didn’t even hurt. It was just a light slap, something to grab his attention. The shock comes from the way Donghyun grabs his face afterwards, not harshly but still crossing so many boundaries that he wasn’t aware he needed to set in the first place.
Shotaro yanks the hand away from him with his own, looking at the man with wide eyes. Donghyun hardly looks surprised, if not a bit confused at his reaction.
“What?” He asks.
“You can’t do that,” Shotaro blurts out without thinking. Donghyun looks like he’s going to get angrier for a moment before he pauses and nods.
“I can,” He says patiently, as though explaining something to a toddler.
shotaro finds himself the target of a manager with less-than-well-meaning intentions. the few people close to him witness his slow but steady downfall into despair and isolation.
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27 Nov 2023
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Jaehyun learns young that soulmates can recognize each other’s heartbeats. Older, he finds himself slow dancing with loneliness as he stumbles through the years without finding his.
When he finally accepts his fate, he meets Kim Doyoung.
And nothing changes.
Yet.
(or; soulmate au in which you’ll know the existence of your soulmate when they’re close and your heartbeats sync up. A is a vampire and has no heartbeat. B is human.)
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10 Oct 2023
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ten kills people for a living.
kun cleans it up for a living.
they're a match made in heaven.
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09 Oct 2023
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“Kun?” Ten blinks blearily, voice sluggish with sleep. “What are you doing in my bed?”
It's then that Kun realises three things:
- He and Ten slept together last night (figuratively; not for the first time).
- He and Ten slept together last night (literally; for the first time).
- In the hazy white-gold light of the new day, Ten looks sleep-soft and beautiful, and Kun feels the strong ‒ no, the overwhelming ‒ urge to lean down and kiss him.
Oh.
Oh, no.
(Ten and his obnoxious habits should set alarm bells ringing, but in the heat of summer sunshine, Kun just can't seem to stay away.)
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18 Sep 2023
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The best thing Ten loves about these woods is that it answers the age old question: if you were to scream and no one was to hear it, did you really scream at all? The answer is, of course you did, because as all philosophers always forgot - being the hideous old men they were - was that human beings were not the only creatures alive capable of hearing. And the trees are never alone. Especially in these woods.
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- Part 1 of murdery matrimony
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08 Sep 2023
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switchin’ the positions for you by swans for karladessire99
Fandoms: NCT (Band), WayV (Band)
01 Apr 2023
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“Hey,” Dejun yells (he may or may not get water in his mouth), only very slightly panicking. “What happened last night? Did someone dye my hair again because I lost a game? I thought we agreed that hair was off-limits ‒ ”
He raises his head to squint at his reflection to assess the damage, and his already very bad morning gets a thousand ‒ no, a million ‒ times worse.
Because it's not his face that stares back at him.
It's Yangyang's.
Forget sunshine and alarms ‒ Dejun's resulting scream is shrill enough to wake up the entire dorm.
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Dejun and Yangyang are soulmates. Dejun and Yangyang have swapped bodies.
Dejun can't decide which is worse.
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06 Sep 2023