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the ultimate showdown of unproductivity by perse_persecution
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Feb 2024
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Sam: Alice, I’d presume since you’re constantly online you’ve cleared your backlog, but… respectfully, how?
alice dyer, alice dead: dearest samama, i have discovered the valuable truth of no one cares about this except gwen and maaaaaybe lena. But i don’t care about gwen and lena, so i drink coffee and bang the puter
Insufferable Technician: for your sake i hope you are joking.
alice dyer, alice dead: colin my banging the puter is the least of your troubles. You want to bang the puter, even. Why are you mad at me thats illegal
Insufferable Technician: when i bang the computer i will kill it dead. When you bang the computer you will make my job so much harder somehow
alice dyer, alice dead: it’s not a bug, it’s a feature <333333333 also, i keep you entertained, you can’t hurt me ://// funniest person in london and i choose to talk to you
or: a chatfic of the OIAR crew full of shitposts, colin-spiracy theories, and a healthy dose of bullying gwen.
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27 Jan 2024
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Correspondence and program files retrieved from Alice Dyer's PC, featuring strange activity by the text-to-speech programs. Further updates pending.
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25 Jan 2024
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“If you call me Vespa," the girl said, wrinkling her nose at the unfamiliar sound of the word. "What do I call you?”
Cryptically, the woman’s face creased into amusement.
“Well, lots of things. Mostly ‘Buddy’, though.”
“You’re my buddy?”
The woman’s smile wavered for just a moment - still kindly, but sad, too, for reasons the girl didn’t understand.
“Yes, darling. I’m your Buddy.”
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It's Vespa's turn to get "macguffined into a kid". Buddy is very, very gentle.
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21 Jan 2024
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Five times Rita didn't meet Peter Nureyev, and one time she did.
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10 Jan 2024
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Juno Steel and Jonathan Sims: Bad Time Specialists by RoseWinterborn
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 Aug 2020
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Jonathan Sims and Juno Steel switch places. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.
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- Part 2 of Penumbra Magnus Crossover
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02 Jan 2024
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Into the Peterverse by RoseWinterborn
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Oct 2019
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Peter Nureyev and Peter Lukas switch places for a couple of hours. No one has a good time.
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- Part 1 of Penumbra Magnus Crossover
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30 Dec 2023
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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- 356,700
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- 99/99
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13 Dec 2023
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“We need each other, especially now,” Tim said solemnly. Martin just nodded. “Everything’s different, and it’s not gonna go back to how it was when we get back to work. And I, personally, don’t trust anyone else in that place but you guys.”
“Right now, I just want to focus on us, not…the institute,” Martin said, brushing back Tim’s hair. He kissed his forehead, and Tim melted against the touch. “And this is pretty nice…”
“Where do we go from here, then?” Jon asked, hesitant glances passing to each of them.
“I say we go to Camelot,” Tim said.
“I’d like to…” Sasha said sheepishly.
“As would I…” Martin said.
Jon took a deep breath, and he nodded slowly. “Camelot it is, then.”
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Rewriting the whole series with polychives, shenanigans, and bullying Elias (and Peter). This starts as a chatfic, but quickly becomes a hybrid chatfic/regular fic.Series
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05 Aug 2023
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"The colloquial name is bloodstone," says the man from StrexCorp's Acquisitions division. "Heard of them?"
Carlos shakes his head. "No, but I'm not a minerologist. Are you certain this wasn't intended for the geology department?"
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Carlos is a loyal company employee, who has never been to any place called Night Vale and never met anyone named Cecil…which doesn’t explain the mysterious woman appearing in his lab, or these dreams he’s started having…
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02 Apr 2023
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and all the devils are here by LadyDragonKiller for AgenderAgenda
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Welcome to Night Vale
09 Sep 2022
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There was always a time when supplies ran low or panels got dented beyond repair or somebody shot a hole through one of the fuel tanks. In those times, Nastya would sigh, put up a “0” on the “- Days Since Tomfoolery” sign, and go talk to Brian about the nearest suitable place to land.
That sign hadn’t gotten above a “10” for as long as Nastya could remember. At least it saved on the amount of number signs that had to be made.
Beyond the desert haze, a few minutes walk away from the landing site, was a town. Low-slung houses clustered around a marginally taller city center, though none of the buildings were particularly large or impressive even there. However, there was a large radio tower stuck smack-dab in the middle of town, and another on the far side of the settlement. Neither had any signs of disuse, and Nastya wondered at the necessity of having two separate towers for such a small community.
Maybe there were a lot of radio enthusiasts about.
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09 Mar 2023
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I'm Your Savior by 14CombatGeishas for daniel-jacobi on tumblr
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
24 Dec 2016
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After an SI-5 mission goes FUBAR Jacobi's job -- and life -- hang in the balance. Maxwell is determined to save him. Cutter doesn't know if it's worth the resources. And Kepler? It's hard to say just whose side he's on.
Plus, an extremely determined and destructive bee, exploding ketchup bottles, "and my poor fool is hanged," a benzene molecule, Jaws: The Revenge, Maxwell's feet, a sentient microwave, and Rocobi.
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- Part 1 of Misadventures of the SI-5's Best Agents
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20 Feb 2023
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Box 953 wasn't the box Doug should have been concerned with.
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04 Feb 2023
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The red lights began moving without warning – resembling a hundred laser pointers, controlled by separate people but still eerily in sync – and they kept moving until they converged on Louie’s chest in a single red dot, like a target.
“I don’t think Uncle Donald worries enough,” Louie said, in a choked sort of voice that he couldn’t hear over his own heartbeat.
“Louie—” Huey’s frantic warning was cut off as the device beeped once – loudly – and the light on his chest abruptly turned blue.
Then the machine exploded.
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Louie goes to the lab one day to see the new invention that Huey's been excited about.Something goes wrong. Something goes really wrong.
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- 9/9
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30 Jan 2023
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The note reads;
”Dearest Collector. I’d like to say something about tokens of goodwill, about trusting you more than I would trust myself, about toasting to future allies. All of it is true, of course—you seem much more competent than the last Collector—but I doubt our paths will ever cross more than they have now.
The truth is this: You are the Collector, and therefore this package belongs with no one but you. I don’t recommend touching them.
Tell the Archivist I said hi.
Signed,
Antonio Blake.”----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OR: An interlude, of sorts.Series
- Part 10 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology
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05 Dec 2022
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The Semi-Annual Non-Denominational Winter Holiday Gift Swap by LadyDragonKiller, Stargazer_lilies
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 May 2022
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"Tim felt absolutely no shame about rigging the gift swap. After all, he told himself, what was power good for if not a little gentle mischief? The power was just over a regular office gift swap, of course, but the principle held."
Elias decides the Archives need a team bonding activity. Over the years, it becomes a tradition.
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- Part 1 of The Office Comedy We All Deserve
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25 Nov 2022
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Just a Million Miles from Home by Simply_Hopeless
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Apr 2023
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Martin clings to Jon as they fall, clings to his bleeding lover as the roaring of the void and the screeching of the tapes drowns out any words either of them have. He clings to Jon and prays to whatever gods may exist that everything will end up alright.
Then he collapses onto cold linoleum, stumbling into a harsh metal filing cabinet. The roaring and screeching is gone, and the harsh silence makes his ears ring... or maybe that's the head wound.When he finally opens his eyes, he isn't sure what he expected to see, but its not the middle of the archives with Sasha and his younger self staring back at him.
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17 Nov 2022
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Oh no my glASSes: “have martin ‘forget’ to bring jon tea”
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A TMA group chat fic with pranks, pining, and many half-baked attempts to get jon to have one (1) willing social interaction.
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- 45/45
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06 Nov 2022
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if we're gonna die, bury us alive by SyntheticRevenge
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Apr 2021
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The part of Martin the Eye took, the part of him that thinks love is intimate and thorough knowledge of habits and scars and how sweet a person wants their tea, the part of him that read his mother’s journals desperate to see his name somewhere between all of the diagnoses and dark lines--it knows. It feels Jon, closer than ever before, like Martin’s holding him inside himself, somehow. The part of Martin that is the Eye is just replaced by--by Jon.
The realization stops him, shuddering, for a brief moment, with love and warmth and belonging and--he could be at home in the Panopticon too, couldn’t he, with Jon at home in him, the two of them a Venn diagram turning into one circle, there’s no reason--fear.
(Martin, at the end of all things)
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25 Oct 2022
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Jon manages to keep himself from reading all of the Watcher’s Crown and then, somehow, he isn’t there anymore. He’s in the Archives, years earlier. He can fix everything before it starts, right?
Wrong. He’s in Georgie’s flat. There’s still time to make things right, it’s not too late, surely?
Wrong. The Archives, except that that’s not—is that Martin? That’s probably—
Wrong. Scotland. Maybe this was all just a bad dream. Martin says it was all just a bad dream. Martin’s always so right, even if he’s acting off. Even if his hair is streaked with spiderweb.
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- 17/17
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24 Oct 2022
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When Jon is nine, a new kid moves into his neighborhood.
When he is promoted to Head Archivist, he still writes to him.
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- 26/26
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20 Oct 2022