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    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Ilya: I have a complaint to file with HR

    Shane: What?

    Ilya: This is the second month in a row I haven’t received a paycheck.
    Ilya: It’s unacceptable, Hollander.
    Ilya: I want to file a complaint.

    Shane: 😑
    Shane: Wasn’t aware I still needed to pay you when you’re now a co-owner on all my accounts.
    Shane: You know.
    Shane: Because we’re MARRIED.

    Ilya: I’m going to tell the whole world.
    Ilya: Imagine what they will say when I tell them Shane Hollander fucks over his employees both literally and figuratively.

    Shane: For fuck’s sake.
    Shane: You’re not my manny anymore.
    Shane: You’re my husband.

    Ilya: 🥹

    Shane: Are you about to get really emotional again because I called you my husband?

    Ilya: YES.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Everybody thinks hockey players are stupid. Having an accent certainly doesn’t help.

    Ilya Rozanov never bothered correcting people, but it wasn’t his job to fit their expectations either.
    He wasn’t hiding it, it just wasn’t important, and he wasn’t the type to show off (oh, Shane would laugh at that, but for this specific aspect it was true).

    It just never came up. Until it did.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Why is Melissa from the Raiders Foundation texting me?
    Shane: Ilya
    Shane: What did you do

    Ilya: ah
    Ilya: you are wag now yes?

    Shane: Ilya

    Ilya: i gave your number to hammersmith’s wife
    Ilya: she thinks i need help with the charity basket
    Ilya: and you know all my favorite things

    With Shane's new WAG status comes new responsibilities. Particularly with the Boston Raiders Foundation.

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    31 May 2026

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    Yuna: [harrumphing] Well, then, why am I getting phone calls from Rolex and Reebox about tweets under the ‘hashtag hockey boy quitter’ tag because you don’t know how to treat a woman in the bedroom-

    David: [awkwardly] I thought I taught you better than this, son. A woman’s pleasure is just as important as yours, I told you this at sixteen we first had the birds and the bees conversation-

    Shane: [choking] Oh my God, please stop! Will you guys just listen for one second?

    Yuna: I don’t want to hear any excuses-

    David: Don’t raise your voice at me, young man-

    Shane: [he lets out a frustrated yell] JUST LISTEN-

    Yuna: [sounding shocked] Shane!

    Shane: [shouting] I’M GAY!

    (shane goes viral for rude texts to ‘lily’. women from his past come forward with stories of their own. cue the internet on a witchhunt, an embarrassing coming out, and shane having the worst day of his life)

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    30 May 2026

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    It's not the worst thing Cliff's ever done, by far, but he wouldn't exactly say he's proud of it either. It's surprisingly easy to get the number from Roz's phone, despite it being practically glued to his hand all the time. But 8 shots and 3 beers will do that to a man, Cliff supposes - even a Russian one.

    He's doing this for Roz, and for the team. Sure, the boys had probably been joking when they'd mentioned going "straight to source" to solve The Montreal Jane Problem, but the last 6 weeks had been frankly unbearable. He wasn't sure what exactly Roz had done, but it had to be fixable. They'd been texting for years, for christ's sake. Undoubtedly messy and unconventional, but clearly this Jane was way more important than Roz was willing to admit. Maybe even to himself.

    Maybe that was the problem.
    _________________

    (Or, Cliff starts texting "Jane" before the 2017 All Star Game, and things sort of go from there.)

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    30 May 2026

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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    29 May 2026

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     “I need your help.” 

    Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?” 

    Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.” 

    A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,

    “You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”

    Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.

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    29 May 2026

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    28 May 2026

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    Shane: Ilya, what, what is happening, it's seven in the morning.

    Ilya: (calling back, still grinning) I am vlogging.

    Shane: You're what?

    What starts as a “simple vlog” turns into a soft and deeply intimate snapshot of Ilya's domestic life.

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    27 May 2026

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
    screenshot.jpg
    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    26 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander disappears from the NHL at twenty with a career-ending “injury.”

    Four years later, he’s the new assistant coach for the Ottawa Centaurs when Ilya Rozanov signs with the team. His former rival. His secret hookup. The father of his daughter.
    Ilya doesn’t know Lily exists and Shane plans to keep it that way.

    But three-year-olds don’t keep secrets, and neither do pale blue eyes.

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    26 May 2026

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    Ilya has always known Shane could do better than him. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s finally found it.

    Found someone else.

    Because that’s what this is, isn’t it?

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    25 May 2026

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    The first thing that happens is that Shane Hollander doesn't go and visit Boston Lily while they're in town for their game against Boston.

    The second thing that happens is that Shane Hollander goes to meet up with Boston Lily after they play against New York.

    The third thing that happens is that Ilya Rozanov goes missing.

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    24 May 2026

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    “Did J.J. try to set you up with that guy?” Hayden asked.

    Shane nodded, then frowned. "Why didn't you, like, discourage him?"

    "That dude sounded perfect for you.” Hayden immediately held his hands up as outrage flashed across Shane’s features. “What? I just think you can do better!”

    Shane’s mouth dropped open.

    “For fuck’s sake, Hayden.”

    Hayden laughed as he crossed the room and dropped down onto the bench beside him, nudging Shane’s arm with his elbow.

    “I’m kidding. Mostly. Besides-”

    Shane closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.

    “It’s not funny.”

    “Hey,” Hayden said in a conciliatory tone, though there was no real apology in it. “Look. I fucking hate the guy, but if he’s what you want…”

    The words chafed. It felt wrong, all wrong, like someone humoring a bad decision. Like of course Shane could do better, should want better. Like it was obvious.

    Shane saw red.

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    24 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov watched Dead Poets Society for the first time on a random Friday night. He watched it, and he cried, and he let himself cry.

    anderperry forever @dpsmyb3lov3d
    oh yeah im fine just thinking about how the last thing neil heard from the dead poets society was "we love you" from todd
    ❤ Liked by Ilya Rozanov✅

    Or: Ilya Rozanov watches Dead Poets Society in 2016. It changes everything. The next few years are told through Twitter posts and Ilya himself.

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    24 May 2026

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    23 May 2026

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    22 May 2026

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    finn @jjsvoyagos
    I was scrolling on the tl and apparently some hockey romance novel is getting adapted?? And the streets are saying that the main character is sort of like shane hollander?

    > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
    please don’t mention riding the edge on voystwt, it’s a triggering subject for us all 😭

    > > finn @jjsvoyagos
    ?? i’m new here, pls explain the lore

    > > > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
    it’s a really weird smutty book that inadvertently sexualizes shane. the main guy is literally shane hollander with a different name. elite player, youngest captain in montreal franchise history, golden boy, half-japanese half-canadian, same exact personality and looks… idk even if the character is somehow not inspired by shane hollander, then it’s kind of suspicious how similar they are…

    > > > > finn @jjsvoyagos
    Oh… that is weird as fuck

    or: a straight hockey romance becomes the biggest show on the planet. The internet is convinced (correctly) that the male lead is 100% based on Shane Hollander. Too bad almost no one knows Shane Hollander is gay.

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    22 May 2026

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    Adventures of the Autistic Uncle and Nephew Duo (and Ilya, sometimes)

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    21 May 2026

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