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    In which I put Hollanov into SituationsTM as if they were living in a procedural TV show land like Criminal Minds, The Rookie, Castle or Bones. Where, yes, hockey players attract a lot of trouble and then sort of end up solving crimes to save each other’s lives.

    ✨ Long live the power of looooooove and crazy shenanigans ✨

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    29 Apr 2026

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    “The Rozanov boy hasn’t had his first rut. But when he does, Grigori will pass the title onto him. Based on our intel…his body is preparing for it. It will happen soon enough. Before eighteen, certainly.”

    “Then what?” Shane asks, although he already knows the answer.

    “Then, you two will be married. And you will procreate. And you won’t disappoint.”

    “You say it like it’s so easy.” Reverend Mother crosses her arms, and Yuna is taken back to when she was pregnant. That same judgement is there, but it’s hoisted upon her son, now.

    ”Lying down and being bred isn’t hard at all.”

    [or: plans on plans have been made, all leading up to shane and ilya’s marriage and subsequent mating. shane hates it, and ilya…well, shane doesn’t care for how he feels. he’ll be duke of caladan, regardless.]

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    Hi. This is Ilya. I will never listen to your voicemail.

    The greeting wasn’t a joke or an exaggeration—it was the truth. Shane leaves messages anyway, confessions to a digital void that will never judge him, and never push him away.

    At least, that’s what he thinks.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”

    “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.

    “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”

    “Go fuck yourself.”

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    Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

    And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?

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    28 Dec 2025

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    A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with his decision.

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    02 May 2025