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Ilya: you work with water snakes
Shane: They’re ray finned fish actually
Shane: Not reptiles at all
Shane: Even aquatic snakes have lungs so they must surface to breathe but eels have gills so no needIlya: okay
Shane: Sorry I know it’s boring
Ilya: no is okay
or, hockey player Ilya accidentally texts marine biologist Shane and can't seem to stop
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11 Sep 2026
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The Curse of the Deserted Heart: A Tantalising Tale of Love and Adventure Amidst the Dunes of the Lost City That Will Thrill, Chill and Delight You! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: The Mummy Series, The Mummy (1999), The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008)
20 Apr 2023
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“Jonathan,” says Evy, walking straight into his living room without so much as a hello and standing directly in front of him. Her voice is saccharine, so sugary that it puts Jonathan’s teeth on edge. “Did you happen to become a bestselling author while Rick and I were in Luxor over summer?”
Jonathan clears his throat, sinks a little lower in his armchair, and lifts yesterday’s edition of The Egyptian Gazette higher, obscuring the blush he knows he can’t control.
“I have no idea how I’m supposed to answer that, dear sister,” he replies, “seeing as I have absolutely no idea what the current bestselling novels are.”
When Jonathan writes an adventure—definitely not a romance, thank you—novel based on the whole Imhotep debacle, he doesn't expect it to become the bestselling pulp sensation of the decade. With hindsight, perhaps he should have made some of the real life parallels less obvious, especially when it comes to the dashing romantic lead, Abir Rey.
Thankfully, there are no bookshops in the desert, so the chances of Ardeth reading it are blessedly slim.
Probably.
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19 Aug 2026
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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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16 Aug 2026
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each never-ending moment by susiecarter for Sandrine Shaw (Sandrine)
Fandoms: Eye Candy (TV)
30 Jun 2026
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"Cut the shit," Calligan grits out. "I know it's you, you son of a bitch. You—what the fuck were you—you fucking psycho, you—"
He's crossed three-quarters of the room. Bubonic's hands are still up, and his heart is pounding, and the mouth of Calligan's gun is sliding beneath his chin, blunt cold pressure; and he says, slowly, "You remember."
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12 Aug 2026
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Munson's complete inability to stay still does not pair well with explicit instructions not to bend or stretch excessively, and to take it easy walking and carrying things. All of which Steve catches him doing on a daily basis.
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11 Aug 2026
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They're sitting on his couch, each with a glass of the wine Sara poured for them. The camera is rolling, propped on the coffee table, and he's been mysteriously quiet for too long before he asks,
“Have you ever heard of CNC?”
Sara raises her eyebrows at him and takes another sip of her wine. Something tells her he’s not talking about automating machine tools.
“No,” Sara lies, just to fuck with him. “What's that?”
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28 Jul 2026
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Daniel is old enough to know that you can never really do anything ironically.
But he still starts calling Armand “Dad.”
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27 Jul 2026
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When the call connects, Will says, “I know what kind of crazy I am, but I’m not this kind of crazy.”
“Will?” Dr. Lecter says.
“Yes, hi, sorry,” Will says. “It’s me. There’s a baby on my porch.”
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18 Jul 2026
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doctor, heal yourself by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 May 2026
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“You're really fitting the bill if that’s what you wanted. What, you gonna probe me after this? For ‘science’?”
“Unknown word: pervert,” Rocky breathed out, and Grace felt his stomach twist at the sound of it from the vocabulator. Rocky was stiff across from him, unmoving in observation, and Grace's glasses started to fog up. He looked like he was itching to move forward, his words more warbly than before. “…but can ‘probe’, if that would improve inspection.”
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- Part 3 of extended studies in geology
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23 Jun 2026
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Lex spends countless hours thinking about Superman. His thoughts sometimes wander into vulgar territories.
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17 Jun 2026
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Silly short comics
ch 1: One page, silly comic of a gunship hitting on Murderbot
ch 2: Peri brought a surprise home
ch 3: Platform Decay spoilers: Three
Ch 4: Peri's Cargo BoxBookmarked by dustdevil
01 Jun 2026
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SPOILERS FOR PLATFORM DECAY.
God hands you a bible one day on the torus that used to be the only thing you ever knew.
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01 Jun 2026
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Healy rolls his eyes magnificently. He releases one of March’s ankles to massage his forehead like he’s staving off a migraine. “Jesus, what do you think this is, some kind of shitty porno? I’m trying to have a professional conversation, and you’re over here presenting to me! In heat!”
“What the fuck are you talking about, man,” March squawks. “I’m not in heat. This is self-defense! I’m defending myself!”
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24 May 2026
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Murderbot starts investigating Gurathin's private life after seeing something it shouldn't, and finds out a number of things it didn't want to know, and maybe some things it should. Content notes inside.
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17 May 2026
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“I can help you,” Lars repeats. “I can take you home, and I can help you.”
Driver’s face splits into a wide and beautiful smile.
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08 May 2026
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#breakupwithhim by thatdayisjustnogood
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Apr 2026
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Holly
@iknowpuck
shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shopHolly @iknowpuck · Replying to @iknowpuck
oooh he's texting a girl named lilyHolly
@iknowpuck
he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe reallyor
A chat between Shane and a certain "Lily" gets exposed. Cue misunderstandings and chaos.
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- Part 2 of Ilya "Twitter Menace" Rozanov
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03 May 2026
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i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya
Rose: ???
Shane: Trust me
Shane: Just get it
Rose: Why?
Shane: You are probably cursed.
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Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.
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- Part 1 of Ilya "Twitter Menace" Rozanov
- Part 1 of Nastya the Etsy Witch
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03 May 2026
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A Transmigrator and a Time Traveler Walk Into the Bamboo House by VeryCharismaticDragon
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2023
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Over a year after Shen Qingqiu's death, Luo Binghe consults his servant's servant, concurrently his disgraced martial uncle, for a way to bring the love of his life back. Shang Qinghua sends him in the direction of a certain time-traveling artifact, which supposedly brings one to the day they first met their soulmate.
Odd, though, that the artifact ends up missing the destination by just a few years…A story in which post-Abyss Luo Binghe relives his disciple days, while juggling his secrets, traumas, and some unexpected revelations about the man he loves on top of that.
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- Part 1 of A Transmigrator and a Time Traveler
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25 Apr 2026
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every rose has its thorn (and its eye on future franchise opportunities) by angel_deux
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
11 Mar 2020
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Margaery Tyrell is one of the final remaining contestants trying to win Bachelor Jaime Lannister's heart. She and the other girls can't figure out why they're having so much trouble making a connection with him. Then they meet his best friend Brienne, and everything starts making sense.
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21 Apr 2026
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I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too (so I stayed in the darkness with you) by theirwolf for PineapplePrincess
Fandoms: Nosferatu (2024), Dracula & Related Fandoms
14 Sep 2025
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Ellen is fifteen when she gazes up at the shimmering glow of the sky, the stars twinkling beyond the brightness of their galaxy, and calls out into the ether for someone, anyone, to hear her.
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- Part 12 of exchanges - 2025
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20 Apr 2026