18 Works by enemyofperfect

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    Don was waiting for what John and Maureen had just said to rearrange itself into something that only sounded like they were hitting on him. That was something that happened occasionally, for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with wishful thinking, although admittedly Maureen and John were both prime wish material, theoretically speaking.

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    "Do you ever wonder," Lenny asked in a drowsy, half-dreaming voice, "what it would be like to have a life that wasn't completely fucked up?"

    "I already know," Midge said, at the same time that Susie said, "Why the fuck would I wonder something like that?"

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    "Old habits," Billie said, "go down fighting."

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    It was all in a day's work, really -- until it wasn't.

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    "You were trying to cut into my Central Access and replace me. I did wait until your lieutenant was out of the way before activating the fire suppression."

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    3
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    290
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    "You two were close," John said when Harold's voice failed him.

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    6
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    The good thing about getting a number who's on his way to a couples retreat is that it narrows down the possibilities for violence.  The bad thing about it that Shaw has to go to a couples retreat, too.

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    59
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    4
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    "That was far too close a call, Mr. Reese."

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    2
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    "Foei! No!" There was an urgent scuffling over the line, and then, despairingly: "Oh, Bear." Finally resignation set in, leaving Harold's tone almost philosophical when he said, "Why is it always the rare editions?"

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    The first time the Machine flagged explicit pornography for Harold's attention, he thought it was confused by the use of handcuffs and floggers.

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    2
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    Harold accidentally takes Bear on a playdate with a werewolf.

    (An illustration for jmtorres' story two in the park, one in the hand.)

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    A quiet evening in the life of two busy ships.

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    Finch has very particular ideas about what to read to convalescents -- or at least, to this convalescent in particular.

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    12
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    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Kara says, "Would it kill you to relax for once in your life?"

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    8
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    You're being watched, okay? There's a guy... Actually, there's a couple of guys, and they're both pretty weird. So's the woman I'm working with, for that matter.

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    11
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    33
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    5
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    Did you ever think it was weird how in the pilot, Finch had Reese kidnapped and tied to a bed? I always thought that was pretty weird. I think the guys Finch hired to do it probably thought so, too.

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    Comments:
    15
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    Bookmarks:
    8
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    778
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    In which the Machine sends valentines, privacy is disregarded, and things get interesting.

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    33
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    240
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3,894
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    Neal knows Peter half suspects him. (Contains no spoilers for anyone familiar with the show's premise.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    255
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,291

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