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Eyes Without A Face by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Despicable Me (Movies), Minions (Illumination Movies)
22 Aug 2026
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Cyril brings home an anonymous tryst.
He would much rather be with someone else.
(A quick companion piece to "The Sun Always Shines on TV".)
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The Sun Always Shines on TV by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Despicable Me (Movies), Minions (Illumination Movies)
03 Aug 2026
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Balthazar Bratt and Cyril Macintosh used to be inseparable.
Two of the 1980's greatest child stars - one Hollywood's beloved rebellious bad boy, the other the brilliant prodigy production designer behind his career-making role. Bal and Cy may not have always gotten along, but they were the only ones who truly understood each other. Sometimes fierce rivals, sometimes the best of friends, but always together, as two sides of the same twisted coin. The actor and his entourage. The artist and his muse.
But Balthazar and Cyril aren't friends anymore. An unforgivable act drove them apart decades ago, and they haven't spoken since. So when Cyril breaks Balthazar out of the AVL's highest-security prison, Balthazar is shocked to discover that his old friend, now known to the world only as "Cyberwave", is a talented and dangerous supervillain in his own right - and he wants Balthazar's help to take revenge against the industry and the world that left them both behind.
But old wounds are hard to heal, and both men are harboring secret resentments and dark insecurities. As the tension rises, Balthazar and Cyril must finally decide what they truly are to each other - and how to live with it - before it destroys them both. -
Tucker Carlson Goes to Mars by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF
29 Jul 2026
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Get woke, get broke…broken up with, that is.
Tucker Carlson has it all—a flourishing career as a late-night conservative talk show host, fabulous hair, and a face that could launch a thousand anti-SJW reaction memes.
Then, in an act of shattering betrayal, his longtime girlfriend, Green M&M, gets new shoes, a new attitude, and a new outlook on life. She’s no longer content to be his arm candy, and before Tucker knows it, she’s disappeared—with the only clues as to her whereabouts being the chilling addition of pronouns to her social media.
But Tucker isn’t about to give up easily. He’ll follow Green to the farthest reaches of the solar system to save her from herself—even if it means embarking on a dangerous voyage to the most woke planet in the galaxy: Mars, a liberal hellscape run by blue-haired feminists, where marauding gangs of teenagers in cat ears patrol their Safe Spaces, on the hunt for conservative pundits to devour alive.
Along with his friends, the space-savvy Elon Musk and the quick-talking Ben Shapiro, Tucker will go where no cishet white man has gone before to win back the candy he loves and save the galaxy from its greatest threat—tolerance for other people.
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A series of mysterious happenings at a college campus catches the attention of Abby and the Winchesters, and at first, it looks like a routine haunting. But soon things go from puzzling to downright demented. With no concrete leads and the brothers inexplicably at each others' throats, Abby is left to solve the case on their own--and with the appearance of an enigmatic newcomer intent on playing mind games with them, this is no small task.
When all is said and done, once again the Godslayer will be forced to choose between the deities they care for and the humans they've chosen to help--and that's a hard choice to make when the deities are irrepressible and the humans are driving you crazy.
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A Supernatural Redux! Fic.Series
- Part 1 of Supernatural: Redux! Episodes
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The giving of feathers and the revealing of wings is a sacred act for an angel, and it's something Castiel doesn't take lightly. But if there's one human he'd enter into such a close bond with, it's Abby Singer, the Winchesters' hunting partner and adopted sibling. Whenever he's around them, he feels things he's never felt before, and as strange as these new emotions are, he doesn't want them to stop.
Unfortunately for him, Abby isn't the most receptive to his presence. They've been stubbornly opposed to his awkward attempts at friendship ever since they first met. In fact, it feels like he's the only one who can't seem to forge a relationship with the prickly hunter.
Even more unfortunately, it doesn't seem to matter anyway, because another angel has already beaten him to it.
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After Hours - Tales of the Hogwarts Faculty by enter_the_phantom
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2022
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Requests, posted with permission. Check my social media if you want one!
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First Thanksgiving Sam and reader have together.