16 Works by enter_the_phantom
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Eyes Without A Face by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Despicable Me (Movies), Minions (Illumination Movies)
22 Aug 2026
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Cyril brings home an anonymous tryst.
He would much rather be with someone else.
(A quick companion piece to "The Sun Always Shines on TV".)
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The Sun Always Shines on TV by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Despicable Me (Movies), Minions (Illumination Movies)
03 Aug 2026
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Balthazar Bratt and Cyril Macintosh used to be inseparable.
Two of the 1980's greatest child stars - one Hollywood's beloved rebellious bad boy, the other the brilliant prodigy production designer behind his career-making role. Bal and Cy may not have always gotten along, but they were the only ones who truly understood each other. Sometimes fierce rivals, sometimes the best of friends, but always together, as two sides of the same twisted coin. The actor and his entourage. The artist and his muse.
But Balthazar and Cyril aren't friends anymore. An unforgivable act drove them apart decades ago, and they haven't spoken since. So when Cyril breaks Balthazar out of the AVL's highest-security prison, Balthazar is shocked to discover that his old friend, now known to the world only as "Cyberwave", is a talented and dangerous supervillain in his own right - and he wants Balthazar's help to take revenge against the industry and the world that left them both behind.
But old wounds are hard to heal, and both men are harboring secret resentments and dark insecurities. As the tension rises, Balthazar and Cyril must finally decide what they truly are to each other - and how to live with it - before it destroys them both. -
Tucker Carlson Goes to Mars by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF
29 Jul 2026
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Get woke, get broke…broken up with, that is.
Tucker Carlson has it all—a flourishing career as a late-night conservative talk show host, fabulous hair, and a face that could launch a thousand anti-SJW reaction memes.
Then, in an act of shattering betrayal, his longtime girlfriend, Green M&M, gets new shoes, a new attitude, and a new outlook on life. She’s no longer content to be his arm candy, and before Tucker knows it, she’s disappeared—with the only clues as to her whereabouts being the chilling addition of pronouns to her social media.
But Tucker isn’t about to give up easily. He’ll follow Green to the farthest reaches of the solar system to save her from herself—even if it means embarking on a dangerous voyage to the most woke planet in the galaxy: Mars, a liberal hellscape run by blue-haired feminists, where marauding gangs of teenagers in cat ears patrol their Safe Spaces, on the hunt for conservative pundits to devour alive.
Along with his friends, the space-savvy Elon Musk and the quick-talking Ben Shapiro, Tucker will go where no cishet white man has gone before to win back the candy he loves and save the galaxy from its greatest threat—tolerance for other people.
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A series of mysterious happenings at a college campus catches the attention of Abby and the Winchesters, and at first, it looks like a routine haunting. But soon things go from puzzling to downright demented. With no concrete leads and the brothers inexplicably at each others' throats, Abby is left to solve the case on their own--and with the appearance of an enigmatic newcomer intent on playing mind games with them, this is no small task.
When all is said and done, once again the Godslayer will be forced to choose between the deities they care for and the humans they've chosen to help--and that's a hard choice to make when the deities are irrepressible and the humans are driving you crazy.
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A Supernatural Redux! Fic.Series
- Part 1 of Supernatural: Redux! Episodes
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The giving of feathers and the revealing of wings is a sacred act for an angel, and it's something Castiel doesn't take lightly. But if there's one human he'd enter into such a close bond with, it's Abby Singer, the Winchesters' hunting partner and adopted sibling. Whenever he's around them, he feels things he's never felt before, and as strange as these new emotions are, he doesn't want them to stop.
Unfortunately for him, Abby isn't the most receptive to his presence. They've been stubbornly opposed to his awkward attempts at friendship ever since they first met. In fact, it feels like he's the only one who can't seem to forge a relationship with the prickly hunter.
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The Hogwarts Faculty Wine Club by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2022
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When newly returned Potions teacher Horace Slughorn decides to host a Friday night wine-tasting for the Hogwarts faculty, Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape decide to attend just for laughs.
But in the frightening new world of the Second Wizarding War, this night of long-lost frivolity may serve as more than just a simple distraction from the banalities of work--it may be the best way to bring the fractured family of the Hogwarts professors back together again.
(Set during the events of "Half-Blood Prince".)
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Castiel makes Abby a cup of tea. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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A cold night at a seedy motel leads to an awkward situation between a hunter and the angel assigned to watch over them, and a classic trope is abused once again.
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If holding Cas was like calming a thunderstorm, then holding Gabriel was like taming a hurricane.
A quick metaphor challenge fic.
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The Annual Jorvik Council Budgetary Planning Committee by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Star Stable, Starshine Legacy (Video Games)
14 Mar 2022
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The annual meeting of the Jorvik Council Budgetary Planning Committee is the most important event of the year. Within the austere chambers of Silverglade City Hall, the most important citizens of Jorvik gather to discuss what is to be done with the island's finances. With Garnok's return growing ever closer and the island's inhabitants becoming increasingly panicked over the state of the infrastructure, it's up to the Council to secure the future of Jorvik.
How will they accomplish this most momentous of tasks? With more horses, of course!
(This is a satire. Please don’t kill me.)
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Finished request work for @mosshugs. Thank you! <3
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- Part 4 of Requests
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Finished request work for @mosshugs. Thank you! <3
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Finished request for @mosshugs. Thank you! <3
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- Part 2 of Requests
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Finished request for @mosshugs. Thank you! <3
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From the Author's Introduction:
Have you tired of humdrum humans, vacuous vampires, and wearisome werewolves?
Does the idea of a paranormal romance both intrigue and repel you?
Are you excited by the idea of a relationship from an unknowable plane of existence, but you're not quite sure that pitchforks and bat wings are for you?
Do you think an angel might be your ideal supernatural mate, but now that you have one, you're not quite sure what to do with your new feathered friend?You're not alone.
Within this guide you'll find a wealth of information on daily life with an angel, as well as tips for how to deal with such common problems as social misunderstandings, wing ailments, and even complications that may arise within your love life. There's even a section on guardian angels, for those who find themselves in this most intense of bonds.
We hope that our collective knowledge will enlighten you in your new relationship and become an indispensable source of guidance and daily wisdom, for both you and your angelic partner.
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Pie by enter_the_phantom
Fandoms: Supernatural, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
30 Nov 2020
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A selfship crossover crackfic with more found family shenanigans than you can shake a turkey leg at.
Thanksgiving dinner is hectic enough. Throw in a grumpy wizard, a god of mischief, a chaotic archangel, three troubled demon hunters, and four super humans, and you may as well forget any semblance of familial bliss.
Told in script format for maximum ridiculousness.
Created for 2020 Tumblr Selfship Thanksgiving Event.