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be careful if you push her, she'll go overboard by ernestmenvillemd
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
09 Jul 2025
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Ernest gets a spinal fusion. Helen gives Ernest a shave. Madeline goes overboard. Splish splash.
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- Part 1 of Ernest Sticks Around AU
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answerphone by ernestmenvillemd
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 May 2024
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Now, it's three in the mornin'
And I'm tryna' change your mind
Left you multiple missed calls
And to my message, you reply
"Why'd you only call me when you're high?"Aziraphale has thirteen new messages and two old messages.
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Ernest Sticks Around AU by ernestmenvillemd
Fandom Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
09 Jul 2025
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"Remember when I said I hated you and you said you hated me?"
Quark slides his legs off the side of his bed and sits up.
"What the hell are you doing?" Odo snaps.
Quark stands on shaky legs, dragging the metal stand that holds his IV bag with him as he pads over to the side of Odo's bed.
"Get back in bed!"
"I'm trying to," Quark says. "Move over."
(In which Odo and Quark figure some things out after they go for a nice hike together.)
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- Part 1 of shape up
Bookmarked by ernestmenvillemd
10 Jun 2026
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A special wager for Holy Week. Crowley eats. Aziraphale doesn't.
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Bookmarked by ernestmenvillemd
05 Jun 2026
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A year after the events of Zurich, Martin is happy. Or well, somewhat happy. Possibly. He’s not unhappy, because why would he be?
Bookmarked by ernestmenvillemd
19 Apr 2026
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no alarms (and no surprises) by tardistism
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
15 Dec 2025
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' Ernest lies down in his bed, like a person, exactly at nine o’clock, the way he does every night. He sets an alarm for tomorrow, exactly at six thirty in the morning, like a person would, even though he doesn’t know what it’s supposed to wake him from. Like he does every night. He lies with his eyes closed, breathing carefully, practicing rest, like a person would. '
⤷ or, the one where ernest can’t make a choice. so they make it for him .
Bookmarked by ernestmenvillemd
29 Dec 2025
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Finishing the Hat by LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
16 Sep 2025
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The missing scene from when Ernest puts Madeline and Helen back together again.
Bookmarked by ernestmenvillemd
14 Nov 2025