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I can steal diamonds while wearing a regency dress by evilnesquik
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale meet Crowley at a ball hosted by Jane Austen
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Too many high schoolers keep getting lost in the woods while trying to have some private time and what is the best way to solve the issue? Organize an orienteering session in the woods!
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Luhan may look pretty, but actually he's a redoubtable pirate. Minseok is the son of the Governor of a new province. Luhan decides that Minseok could be useful and doesn't hesistate to attack his ship.
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A cat follows Luhan home and draws pentacles on his kitchen floor
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Luhan liked being a prince. He liked the money, the power and everything in between. Too bad a group or rioters didn’t like him nor the rest of the royal family. Luhan doesn’t like being a penniless runaway. But he does like the farmer who took him in.
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Round 2018 by abercromkey, AredandNoirbutterfly, clandestine_xo, cryglass, evilnesquik, greeneyedboy930, LALULALIDO, London9Calling, luminfics, magixiun (cryglass), missness, orphan_account, peachywrites, sailorvenusgold, shinealightrose, sincelight, SteamedBaozi, themoonknows, Zino
Fandom: EXO (Band)
09 Jul 2018
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Round 2017 by ACatWhoWrites, evilnesquik, JangJaeYul, London9Calling, luminfics, shinealightrose, whistle_blowing
Fandom: EXO (Band)
27 Oct 2017
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In the wake of yet another overtly public scandal, the lead guitarist for the folk metal band Corroded Coffin is sent away to his Uncle’s town of Bumfuck Nowhere, Indiana to spend his summer taking care of himself.
Which said lead guitarist certainly doesn’t need. Because Chrissy is overreacting, and Eddie doesn’t need to be treated like a Victorian child with a prescription for ocean breezes, he needs to be in LA with his band, practicing. Writing. Rehearsing.
He’s fine.
But his manager’s will is iron, and Eddie arrives at his uncle’s door feeling much like the homeless teen he was a mere decade ago, tail between his legs as he asks for more than he’s ever been able to give, and taking more than he can ever hope to repay.
With Wayne taking his arrival in stride, Eddie is forced to integrate himself into this new, slower-paced reality. He harvests chicken eggs. Churns mayonnaise. Takes a stab at home repair and weeds Wayne’s garden, all while eyeing the unfairly hot beekeeper next door.
However as the summer progresses, and Eddie falls faster and deeper than he ever imagined, this new reality forces him to grapple with what his fame has given him, and what it has taken away.
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12 Dec 2024
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“Marriage,” Prince Auguste bursts out and everyone stares.
“A marriage between our royal families,” he clarifies, visibly clearing his throat and his head before he continues, “To symbolize the pact between our kingdoms, for generations to come. Not foes, not friends, but family.”- Language:
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12 Dec 2024
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never fallen (from quite this high) by crystalcrow
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
02 Jun 2021
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For most people, a problem is a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful that needs to be dealt with or overcome.
For Andrew Minyard, it’s the word that fits Neil Josten with a capital P.
(or, aftg from andrew’s pov)
((this fic is now getting edited - chapters marked with a ☾ have been worked over. slight chances might apply, but nothing too drastic!))
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12 Dec 2024
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Known as the ‘Slick Plug’, it is a phenomenon that occurs when an Omega skips their heats through longterm sustained use of blockers, and unspent slick builds up in the body.
Steve Harrington found this out the hard way, and he's about to find out what he needs to do to get it out.
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12 Dec 2024
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“You’re stubborn and a hothead. You’re impossible to work with and you’re stuck in the past. Nancy said you’d be hard work but this is fucking ridiculous. I’m here to do a job. You won’t let me change or even suggest anything.”
“Not true. I did change the turmeric for saffron.”
“Yeah and you’re about this close to jumping off a bridge before admitting that it actually does taste better.”
Steve could strangle him.
Because yes. The saffron does taste better. The saffron tastes so much better and the dish now makes Steve’s tastebuds soar and his eyes water and the only thing worse than admitting Eddie is correct right now, is admitting that that dish is miles fucking better since Eddie puts his hands on it.
And Steve finds himself wondering for a split fucking moment in between the rage he’s feeling, if everything is better with Eddie’s hands on it.
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Son of famous, michelin-star chef, Steve Harrington is trying to gain a star of his own after a stint in rehab that left him with a lack of inspiration, until his restaurant manager Nancy has an idea of her own to add a spark back into the kitchen.
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12 Dec 2024