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    AKA ; fig writes fan fiction of a book series i cant find anyone that knows about

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    Owen isn't an idiot. He knows that if Scott finds out he's basically a newborn in vampire terms, he's going to take the easy meal and kill him. So, he lied-said he had been alive 200 years instead of in a state of unconciousness for 200 years. Hopefully Scott buys it.

    Scott knows Owen is full of bullshit. No Sire would let a fledgling that young out of their sight at 200 years old, let alone out here. He thinks he's roughly 300, and is lying to make himself look like less of a threat.

    Scott and Owen have a truce-they both stay out of each other's business and don't kill any humans. But for some reason, Owen is so, so hungry. And animal blood isn't cutting it.

    Scott, on the other hand, is a little concerned at how bad at vampirism Owen is.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    HAHHHAHAHHAGSHDSGHAHSHHAHDJ OHHYYMNHIDIZ

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    Tired of Avid's, accurate, accusations - Scott says "fuck it" and, with the help of the other vampires, turns Avid into a vampire too - unaware of how deep Avid's trauma and hatred for vampires runs.

    Scott starts to feel something akin to pity, or perhaps sympathy, or just, general regret.

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    I just really want vampire avid. This is really self indulgent. I also don't know all the lore so Im taking a lot of creative liberty

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    25 Sep 2025

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    YESSSSSS AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHVAYES YESS YESSSSSSSS

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Builderman makes a groupchat for his employees,, It might be a better way to reach them than to send actual letters and emails.

    Luke; however, makes a Different groupchat, for an entirely different reason.

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    12 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    You know, Shelly was quite the favourite toon in the fandom, not that she knew, of course.

    Despite her importance in runs, she was often ignored. No problem, thought Shelly.

    Shelly doesn't mind it. She wasn't one to hold grudges, after all.

     

    It was 8 pm, Shelly and a few other toons were in an ichor run. Most of them were in their sleepwear, Shelly included, and the tiredness made it a bit harder to manage than usual.

     

    The fossilian was on a machine, close to where Pebble was distracting. Strangely, Pebble still had enough energy to distract, which even most distractors wouldn't find easy.

    "NGH..." Shelly grumbled under her breath. It was indeed hard to stay up late. She made a small shriek, and she almost missed the checkpoint.

    It wasn't enough to alert a twisted, Shelly took a breath. She knew this because all the twisteds were on pebbles.

    It took a few minutes to finish, but it was decent enough for Shelly. She turned around, planning to go to the elevator.

    A small figure with a ball-shaped head was walking towards her. Maybe it's toodles, Thought Shelly. Rodger's here, so she might have snuck along.

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    16 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    “Vision tunneling as he ceases to exist, he catches sight of his Soul being Born. Beautiful and horrified and broken and afraid— they lock eyes. Longing and betrayal greet him.
    That’s familiar, that’s right.

    Soul tears itself, still half-formed, from the ground, and tries desperately to reach Him. It looks terrified. He shuts his eyes, not wanting to feel any more guilt for what he’s about to put them through.

    Something brushes against his face and he gasps, eyes snapping open to see The Soul’s outstretched hand.
    that- that’s new. That’s not right. that— The Whole stutters, stumbling over his words. He’s forgotten his place. he tries to start the verse again, but the keys crash together and nausea overtakes him. He starts to fall.

    In one action, the strings are cut, sending the marionettes careening into the growing light.”

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    Whole gets interrupted while singing Time Machine Reprise, now, he has to coexist with his Heart, Mind, and Soul, all of whom are NOT pleased about him trying to restart the timeloop.
    Oops.

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    25 Apr 2024

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    WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    terrible things happen oh wow oh damn I am Hurt this has changed me forever

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