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What if when House tells Wilson he loves him, Wilson says it back?
Well, naturally they turn to humor until “I love you”, “I love you too” becomes the most convoluted, gayest inside joke ever. And then of course they realize they mean it.
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16 Jun 2025
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Wilson has nightmares. House gets a headache. Everyone tries to diagnose just what's going on between them.
This story is set in Season 2, before House got shot, before the first ducklings left us, before Amber, before House/Cuddy . . . those halcyon days where House and Wilson were just . . . House and Wilson. Wilson is sleeping on House's sofa, after moving out from cancer patient, Grace.
"Wilson just shook his head and limped back into the kitchen. He unloaded a sack of fresh produce. Good produce. Endives and garlic and tomatoes and asparagus. He moved on to the next sack. Beef. Good beef. Brisket and rump roast and ribeyes . . . he was halfway through the third sack of spices and imported cheeses, whistling and daydreaming about braised salmon with fresh asparagus when it hit him. He was being seduced. Through groceries. By groceries. By House through groceries. And he was falling for it. Hard. Lox, stock pot, and basil."
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16 Jun 2025
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During a relentless heatwave, House and Wilson quietly move into the hospital to escape their sweltering apartment. As they sneak around for cold showers, irritate Cuddy, and confuse the staff, things spiral into chaos, gossip, and unexpected domesticity.
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15 Jun 2025
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house and wilson wake up in vegas, with no memory of how they got there. they're supposed to be at a conference. they know cuddy is going to kill them.
oh, and they've woken up married.
(title from 'la devotee' by p!atd)
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15 Jun 2025
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“Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”
“Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”
“This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”
But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.
He’s wearing a wedding ring.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.
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Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.
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- Part 1 of The Multiverse of Houses
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14 Jun 2025
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Ever since Wilson moved in, House has presented with some inexplicable symptoms. Fortunately, he has a team of talented doctors to aid him with his diagnosis.
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14 Jun 2025
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House is tricked into going on a team-building trip with his colleagues. He does far more bonding with Wilson than anyone else.
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14 Jun 2025
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“Finish it out,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Go on. Ask it.”
Nolan shifts in his seat. “Are or are you not attracted, at the very least, to Wilson?”
House knocks his forehead against his cane. “I don’t know. Maybe.”
[In which Nolan pulls at the Wilson thread, and House can't stop it all from unraveling. Repression is a hell of a drug.]
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14 Jun 2025
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House heads to rehab. Things go pretty much as well as you'd expect.
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- 15/15
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13 Jun 2025
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Test the waters, Cuddy had told him. She’s the only one that really knows, after all. You don’t flirt with her daily for her not to realize it’s been a deflection from who he really loves. He’s sure by test, Cuddy meant something normal. To just ask him out, give him roses or something, make him dinner. But House is far from normal, and he’s buzzing in his skin with how bored he is. Recipe for disaster, more like.
Or, the time Gregory House tried to win a convoluted game just to get together with his longtime friend James Wilson. He just didn't realize he had already lost before agreeing to play.
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12 Jun 2025
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5 times House kissed Wilson + 1 time Wilson kissed House
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12 Jun 2025
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House and Wilson pretend to date in the name of classic workplace betting, until House realizes he actually likes it.
Fic ends at chapter 6, all following chapters are fanart dumps.
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- 10/10
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11 Jun 2025
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When a stranger at a bar claims he's invented truth serum, House takes the pill, determined to prove him wrong because truth serum isn't real.
And now House can't lie.
But even though he's talking about how much he wants to sleep with Wilson, nobody believes him, which is perfect—until he starts showing symptoms from whatever was in the pill.
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- 5/5
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11 Jun 2025
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The ducklings make an interesting attempt to take care of a sick House.
They succeed. Sort of.
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10 Jun 2025
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This time he’s not faking it.
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10 Jun 2025
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Assflash, newshole, we were married the whole goddamn time.
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02 Jun 2025
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It's not that House needs the human contact. It's just that when you're sharing an apartment, these things happen sometimes.
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02 Jun 2025
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"You guys really don't get it, do you?"
"Get what?"
"It's almost insulting, really."Or, five times the team missed the point completely, and one time where they figured it out
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02 Jun 2025
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“The new fellows don’t know we’re married.”
A sequel to PaintedVanilla’s “criteria.”Bookmarked by fire_monkey
02 Jun 2025
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“I don’t think they know that we’re married.”
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02 Jun 2025