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Hal dies in the explosion, and Kate becomes the Vice President
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22 Oct 2025
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Fresh out of Mayfield, House gets roped into joining Thirteen's DnD group. Wilson, trying to shape his friendship with House into something slightly less pathological by making other friends, joins willingly. It's all surprisingly normal, until Wilson's character kisses House's character. In game, which, of course, means nothing.
A season six fix it about the magic that is having a support system larger than one (1) person and the uncanny ability of roleplaying games to make you realize you aren't as straight as you always assumed. (Knowledge about DnD not required.)
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09 Jul 2025
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The unrelenting nature of pain is in its constancy by asingleqingxin
Fandoms: House M.D.
04 Jul 2023
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It's a bad pain day to end all bad pain days. Logic dictates that one would stay at home and rest (perhaps even be looked after). House dicatates the opposite: business as usual. That's not going to last very long when the diagnostician can barely stand.
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04 Jul 2025
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inspired by that one internet post/general trope: “we’re friends but I’d have sex with you if you asked”
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- Part 1 of on selfishness
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02 Jul 2025
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What if a certain infamous moment in a certain restaurant had gone just a little differently?
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02 Jul 2025
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Right now, Wilson wants to shower, put on a fresh pair of boxers and his McGill sweatshirt, and then knock out with House in his arms for the next couple of hours.
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01 Jul 2025
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It was past midnight when Wilson arrived, and House’s team had all left hours before. Cameron was the last to go, shooting House a pitying look as she pulled her coat on, but House had ignored her.
A Wilson who’s been dating House for years doesn’t work at Princeton-Plainsboro. It takes House’s team years to find out that their boss is dating someone, let alone who, but they see more of the relationship than they know.
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30 Jun 2025
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House is stuck living the same Friday over and over and over and over again. A Groundhog Day AU with a medical mystery, the pursuit of true love, and egregious references to Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.
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28 Jun 2025
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either love is a shrine (or else, a scar) by jamesevanwilson (suhossineun)
Fandoms: House M.D.
22 Feb 2024
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House has a brilliant plan, and he needs Wilson's help. Wilson is a chronic enabler.
Getting married for the fourth time should be relatively easy.
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26 Jun 2025
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James Wilson isn't going to get married to House just because he asked. They're not even together, for God's sake! That's lunacy.
That's insane.
Only an idiot would do that.
Oh, God, he's an idiot.
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23 Jun 2025
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Don't threaten what isn't yours.
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20 Jun 2025
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To fill the following prompt;
basically Houses leg gets infected, and he’s in so much pain that he can’t leave his bed and is taking the limit of Vicodin (as much as possible without killing him self) - Wilson stays by his side the whole time and never leaves, holding him and doting on him even when House snaps at him.
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18 Jun 2025
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“You’re distracting.”
“Huh,” Wilson manages. His hands tense on his folded arms. “Is it my dazzling good looks?”
“You’re an anomaly,” he replies immediately in a snarl.
“I’m- I’m so sorry, I’ll try to avoid 'being an anomaly' next time.”
What happens when two best friends love each other to the point of hating each other? They try to date and sulk about it.
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18 Jun 2025
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"I've been scanning literature. Very interesting study in Sweden; apparently Giovannini's patients mimic whoever they think's in charge."
"Any country with that low an age of consent and that high a rate of suicide isn’t thinking straight."
"I am in charge of our relationship."
"It was the surgery, you were the surgeon; in that setting –"
“You would pick up my laundry if I asked you to.”
“... Go ahead, ask."
“Oh, I wouldn’t do that to you.”
There's... something there. House goes first.
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- Part 1 of ad interim
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17 Jun 2025
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What if when House tells Wilson he loves him, Wilson says it back?
Well, naturally they turn to humor until “I love you”, “I love you too” becomes the most convoluted, gayest inside joke ever. And then of course they realize they mean it.
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16 Jun 2025
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Wilson has nightmares. House gets a headache. Everyone tries to diagnose just what's going on between them.
This story is set in Season 2, before House got shot, before the first ducklings left us, before Amber, before House/Cuddy . . . those halcyon days where House and Wilson were just . . . House and Wilson. Wilson is sleeping on House's sofa, after moving out from cancer patient, Grace.
"Wilson just shook his head and limped back into the kitchen. He unloaded a sack of fresh produce. Good produce. Endives and garlic and tomatoes and asparagus. He moved on to the next sack. Beef. Good beef. Brisket and rump roast and ribeyes . . . he was halfway through the third sack of spices and imported cheeses, whistling and daydreaming about braised salmon with fresh asparagus when it hit him. He was being seduced. Through groceries. By groceries. By House through groceries. And he was falling for it. Hard. Lox, stock pot, and basil."
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16 Jun 2025
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During a relentless heatwave, House and Wilson quietly move into the hospital to escape their sweltering apartment. As they sneak around for cold showers, irritate Cuddy, and confuse the staff, things spiral into chaos, gossip, and unexpected domesticity.
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15 Jun 2025
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house and wilson wake up in vegas, with no memory of how they got there. they're supposed to be at a conference. they know cuddy is going to kill them.
oh, and they've woken up married.
(title from 'la devotee' by p!atd)
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15 Jun 2025
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“Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”
“Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”
“This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”
But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.
He’s wearing a wedding ring.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.
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Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.
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- Part 1 of The Multiverse of Houses
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14 Jun 2025
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Ever since Wilson moved in, House has presented with some inexplicable symptoms. Fortunately, he has a team of talented doctors to aid him with his diagnosis.
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14 Jun 2025