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so hold me now (like i couldn't hold my piss) by trash_with_impurities
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2024
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After going to a concert together, Mu Qing and Feng Xin's train breaks down. Mu Qing's need to piss ruins their date.
And then six weeks later they get stuck in a car, and it happens again.
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Wei Ying had a very good knack for getting himself into stupid situations. Getting locked inside his own storage unit was not the dumbest, but it was definitely up there.
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- Part 1 of Days of Constant Discovery
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Sheets by HibiscusTeaInMyEye
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
01 Jan 2025
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It's been over a month since Chu Wanning's core was shattered, and he's completely forgotten about... some bodily functions a regular human being has. No matter how much he tries to hold on, with Taxian-jun there, it's not like he has a choice of what to do.
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- Part 13 of 2ha Gotcha for Gaza
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I live next door to a haunted bookshop owned by an immortal cryptid bastard. AMA! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Jun 2020
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Before anyone reports this post, I got this AMA authorised by posting proof to a mod, so there.
Hi, Reddit! I’m no-one special, but about 6 months ago, I moved into a flat above a cafe next door to a bookshop, and my life has never been the same since, because the man who runs the bookshop is some sort of ageless (mostly) benevolent eldritch being. By all accounts, he hasn’t aged a day since at least 1944, sometimes he seems to have just too many eyes, and I once saw him turn water into wine (a nice rosé). His coworker / best friend / boyfriend / shadow entity is also definitely some kind of cryptid, but despite trying harder to be a bastard, he’s somehow less successful at it.
So, if you have any questions about what it’s like to live next door to an eternal bastard man, AMA!
Or, a cryptid bastard man haunts Reddit, trying to find out how to ask out his crush of the past 6,000 years and getting downvoted to literal oblivion. Just normal stuff on the world wide web.
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18 Mar 2026
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Breaths Between Plucked Strings by longyangproclivity
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Oct 2025
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Though Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao resign themselves to potentially never having a physical relationship, they eventually find a way to have that intimacy through music.
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- Part 4 of xiyao for lxc's bday 2025
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Bookmarked by 一问三不知 (funeral_longan)
14 Oct 2025
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As if on autopilot, Akuta abruptly hugged Kiroku’s arm, pulling the taller boy closer to him. “T-this is my man.”
“What?”
“What?”
“What?”
One of the girls gasped, pointing to Kiroku in disbelief, “Why are you surprised?”
What do you do when you see your friend being hit on? According to Akuta, it was to pretend to be Kiroku's boyfriend. (Akuta's idea of being Kiroku's boyfriend is to behave as obnoxiously as possible. This goes just swimmingly.)
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29 Sep 2025
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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Bookmarked by reference_bookmarks (funeral_longan)
16 Sep 2025
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Size ranking of Amphoreus young heroes by MissMarshmallowFluff
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Mar 2025
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Anaxa glared at the name in the list, all annoyed. Hyacine laughed at his expression, while covering her mouth with the hand that wasn't holding documents. She definitely knew something that Anaxa wasn't seeing at all.
As much as he glared at the paper, the words were still there.
Phainon
The Chrysos Heir of Aedes Elysiae.Was he that tall? It had been a long time since he last saw the guy. Maybe he had a growth spur or something.
Seen when bathing at the Hero’s Bath; an absolute unit, truly awe-inspiring. Might break you in half.
Awe-inspiring? Break you in half?
Something felt… off, but he wasn’t able to point out what.Or, that one bath scene from Dumb Husky and his White Cat Shizun, but Phainaxa.
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#thomatonsfweek2022 Day 3 - Prompt: Overstimulation, Biting, Dirty Talk
Despite his lover being quite vocal in bed, Thoma has never felt quite comfortable with using the kind of inappropriate words that some feel are acceptable while lost in a moment of passion. Ayato frequently teases him on his attention to etiquette, but one night he takes matters into his own hands, and forces Thoma to say one of his deepest desires out loud.
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- Part 3 of #ThomatoNSFWeek2022
Bookmarked by 一问三不知 (funeral_longan)
12 Aug 2025
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a devoted infestation ; dottolone by bankofsnezhnaya
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Jul 2025
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dottore wants to entertain his less-than-enthusiastic fellow harbinger
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Feelings one cannot hide by Wonders_For_Dreams
Fandoms: 일타강사 백사부 | Best Teacher Baek (Webcomic)
06 Aug 2024
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Suryong and Namgoong were on slightly better terms, so currently they were in an office together doing paperwork. But Namgoons thoughts overtake his mind.
Or, Suryong and Namgoong fuck.
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The Astral Express 2am Club by Anyacad0
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 May 2025
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“I suppose a formal introduction is in order,” Stelle drawls. “Welcome, Tingyun, to the Astral Express 2am club. We’ve got a rather low turnout tonight, I gotta say.” She waves a hand at Dan Heng, and than at herself. “Nightmares.” Another vague gesture towards March 7th. “Somniphobia. That’s, uh, fear of sleeping.” She delivers these depressing revelations with all the enthusiasm and gravity of an underpaid tour guide. “Welcome in. Take a cookie. If it’s poisoned, Blame Dan Heng.”
In which Tingyun discovers she is far from the only insomniac on the Express.
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11 Jul 2025
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on the subject of nesting, among other things by Ghostwriter_Orchestra
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Apr 2025
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Needless to say, he isn’t thrilled when he opens the parlor car door and is met with literally every other member of the Express, conductor included. And by the looks on their faces, it’s clear that Bailu has already informed them of her diagnosis.
“So,” says Stelle, “I’m guessing eggs are off the breakfast menu for the foreseeable future?”
When Dan Heng inevitably locks himself in the Archives for the next few days, nobody bothers him.Or: the consequences of a past life manifest in ways Dan Heng never expected, and he is made to reflect on what the concept of family means to him, before his grows just a bit larger.
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a new promise by setosdarkness
Fandoms: +C: Sword and Cornett, Plus-Si: Sword and Cornett
01 Jul 2019
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Post-Canon. Kiriko serves Orcelito breakfast in bed, and the two renew their promise to work together.
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- Part 6 of 17
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04 Mar 2025
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Stop communicating like this. It’s awfully inefficient and bad for the environment.
and yet ur still talking to me
Yes, because you only ever start verbal conversations at inconvenient times.
blah blah blah im veritas ratio and i like wasting paper!!
They’re not just paper. They’re post-its.
how abt you post it on deez nuts
Or: A peek into the lives of college roommates Veritas and Kakavasha, all through a series of sticky notes on their fridge.
Days 3 & 4 for Ratiorine Week 2024: College & Roommates
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- Part 2 of aster's ratiorine week 2024
- Part 4 of fortune and verity
Bookmarked by funeral_longan
14 Feb 2025
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Ratio turns his chalk around in his hands, oblivious to the way a piercing set of eyes are fixated on it. "This also has the ability to rearrange its components to change its size and shape depending on what I see fit.”
Now that gets Aventurine's attention. “Any size and shape? Then… can you put it in me, doctor?”
"I... What?"
"The expanding function just reminded me of those inflatable dildos that have grown a bit popular recently. You can put it in you while it’s still small, then pump it so that it gets bigger and bigger. I was thinking your chalk could do the same.”
Or: Ratio has expanding robotic chalk. Aventurine makes the most of it.
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- Part 2 of fortune and verity
Bookmarked by 一问三不知 (funeral_longan)
14 Feb 2025
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This is HILARIOUS. Very much recommended.
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not a round without romance by keijhi
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
21 Dec 2020
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Yoo Joonghyuk knew that he was an NPC in a video game, he just didn’t expect others to be in the same situation.
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must be hard sharing a brain cell by keijhi
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
22 Feb 2022
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Kim Dokja and Han Sooyoung make a bet to see who is more skilled in the romance department. Yoo Sangah and Yoo Joonghyuk are their unfortunate victims respectively.
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Yoo Joonghyuk is forced to help his sister run a lemonade stand. An annoying duck appears somewhere along the way.