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dalam salju musim dingin mekar kembang putih by funeral_longan
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2026
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Zewu-jun sudah tak bisa meditasi lagi. Duduk dalam posisi lotus pun seakan memanjat tebing dengan tangan kosong, maka dia sekarang berbaring pada sisinya di atas kasur. Apa yang dilakukan orang dalam kultivasi pintu tertutup, seharusnya bisa dia lakukan, namun benaknya penuh dengan a-Yao. Kalau dilakukannya apa-apa dengan keadaan seperti ini, bisa terjadi qi deviation.
Kalau Lan Xichen menjadi gila, apakah dia juga akan ditaruh dalam peti mati yang didalamnya terbaring kedua orang yang dicintainya?
Lan Xichen menaruh tangan tersebut atas telinganya sendiri, hendak membetulkan letak pita dahi. Namun pita tersebut tak ada di sana, dan tangannya hanya menyentuh rambut. Benar juga. Sudah diikatnya pita itu pada kedua pergelangan tangan a-Yao sebelum peti matinya ditutup.
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- Part 2 of kicauan burung di gunung belakang
- Language:
- Bahasa Indonesia
- Words:
- 2,065
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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Tujuh Hari Seminggu, Tujuh Seprai Berbeda by 一问三不知 (funeral_longan) for my amazing accomplice who beta read this fic
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2026
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Mari kita mengangkat jubah kegelapan petang dan mengintip ke dalam Jingshi*, dimana sepasang kekasih bersenggama dengan asyiknya.
*hanya 3-4 kali. sisanya di tempat lain.
Senin: Lan Wangji VS Bichen
Selasa: Lan Wangji main seruling
Rabu: Wei Wuxian takmau makan
Kamis: Wei Wuxian sedikit jahat
Jum'at: Lan Wangji jatuh sakit
Sabtu: Wei Wuxian kembali mengungkit perkara Gunung Baifeng
Minggu: Wei Wuxian nyolong pita dahi Lan WangjiSeries
- Part 1 of kicauan burung di gunung belakang
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Aku Tidak Terima Jadi Orang Ketiga! by funeral_longan
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2026
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—"Kalau Jin Ling datang, Jingyi selalu langsung berlari-lari dan mengajaknya ke tempat latihan untuk beradu pedang. Mereka akan melakukannya berjam-jam, lalu tepar sendiri."
Q: Seberapa benar pernyataan ini?
A:Sizhui: bukan hanya itu lho—
Jin Ling: NGAWUR
Jingyi: GAK GITU JUGADengarkan kesaksian dari ketiga pihak yang bersangkutan dalam fic ini.
(kalau mau konteks, cari di fic pertama series nya)Series
- Part 3 of kicauan burung di gunung belakang
- Language:
- Bahasa Indonesia
- Words:
- 1,243
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 11
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Virtue and Viability by funeral_longan
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2026
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"That is not proper." Lan Xichen looked away again. He fiddled with Liebing, then tried to continue playing the Song of Clarity, but the notes halted awkwardly.
And the melody stopped completely when he felt Nie Mingjue's hand on his earlobe.
"I didn't know ears can get this red." Nie Mingjue's smile had widened into a grin. "Xichen, are you hiding something from me?"
"Let... Let go. This is not proper." Lan Xichen covered his ear with his hand. When Nie Mingjue went for the other one, he had to drop Liebing to cover that one as well.
But then, Liebing was snatched. Nie Mingjue sat up straight, waving the xiao. "Right, Xichen, I've let go!"
"Stop it!" Lan Xichen said, trying to grab his xiao back. "Give it back to me!"
Nie Mingjue laughed, shuffling over as far as possible from the edge of the bed. He held up the xiao at arm's length, and without thinking Lan Xichen chased to grab it back. As a result, he lost balance—
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The misty sheets of rain passed through souls, just passing through, from a different plane altogether. And yet in the cold blank rain a pair of souls huddled together for warmth, warmth which their bodies would never have anymore, but who knew if souls could warm each other?
"Remind me why we were buried together?" The smaller soul, with a red dot of cinnabar on his forehead, asked to the one whose arms enveloped him.
"I told you I don't remember," his companion replied gruffly. He could still recall his own name—Nie Mingjue—but of course he would soon forget it, like all the others. Like how Jin Guangyao had forgotten his.
Was it a quick process? Did it take a mere ten days, or had a hundred years passed? Seasons came and went, but who knew how many days each one took? There was no way to tell time. What would he even need to tell time for? Both of them were already dead.
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Data Bank Entry: Halovian Anatomy by 一问三不知 (funeral_longan)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Jul 2026
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"Do you know what you are doing!?" Sunday hissed.
"Of course not," Dan Heng said as he leaned down to press his lips against Sunday's wing. "That's why you need to tell me."
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hold me tight by funeral_longan
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
31 Dec 2025
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The weight upon his side was not an arm thrown over him, only a weighted quilt. He had closed his eyes, sinking underneath it as though it was a real person, alive and warm, arms enveloped around him...
In the haze of his fever, it almost felt like he was truly being held.
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- English
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- 222
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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sebaiknya jangan, namun terlanjur by funeral_longan
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Oct 2025
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Dan Heng tidak tahu ada roller-coaster di Clockie Theme Park.
Kalau tahu, ia tidak akan ikut.
Semakin dekat mereka dengan roller-coaster, semakin jiwa Dan Heng meronta-ronta ingin melepaskan tangan Caelus dan kabur saja. Kabur saja! Kabur! Tak peduli ke mana, asal jangan sampai benar-benar naik roller-coaster.
Namun akibat satu dan lain hal, kini ia duduk di roller-coaster di samping Caelus yang membantunya memasangkan pengaman.
"Ini cuma mimpi, lol."
"Aku tahu! Diam!"
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this particular case of human-vidyadhara coitus by 一问三不知 (funeral_longan)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Sep 2025
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"What are you doing? I cannot see anything."
"Nothing," Caelus replied, leaning down to kiss Dan Heng's neck.
Dan Heng let out a stifled whimper, covering his own mouth with his hand. They were trying to be as quiet as possible■ ■■■■ ■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■ ■■■■ [static] ■
[Memory Shard missing (✳✴✷✳✳✸✳✳❅).]
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we can't control the narrative by cacingstars (funeral_longan)
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
11 Sep 2025
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"Attention, everyone. We have a problem in the ES island right now, Do not panic, and stay in your places until further instructions are issued. Do not leave the building. That is all for now."
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Will I find you in the library? by funeral_longan
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Aug 2025
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There was no black tide this time, nothing to Deliver the world from. And although most of his old friends did not remember anything that happened before, Phainon hoped that Mydei would.
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"I can't just leave you alone," Phainon said, making an attempt to smooth over Anaxagoras's hair once he realised what he had done. "You look like you're going to collapse at any given moment."
"Not at all. Am I so frail in your eyes?" Anaxagoras scoffed, but the way his words smudged together told a different story. One that Phainon decoded almost immediately.
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A Doot-Doot On the Loose by funeral_longan
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Jul 2025
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"I'll break you outta here and we can pull off the greatest cosmic prank ever. What do you think?"
The Doot-Doot tilted their head to the side. "How exactly are you gonna do that? I'm skeptical."
"I'm good at pranks, just trust me."
"Not that part. The 'break you outta here' part. Are you stupid?"
"Ohh, you mean that. It's easy! First you have to shapeshift into a trash bag so I can smuggle you out."
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Caelus commits jailbreaking with an entity of dubious moral standing. Shenanigans ensue.
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what is the other bed for if you keep invading mine? by funeral_longan
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Feb 2025
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There were two beds in the shared apartment of Dr. Ratio and Aventurine.
However, one of them was mostly left unused.
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Poisoning Your Tea by cacingstars (funeral_longan)
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
22 Jan 2025
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Eichi smiled. Ibara knew that kind of smile; a polite and rather adamant one that people usually gave out before clamming up and changing the topic, one that Yuzuru used too often against him.
It annoyed him. It was just a simple question and yet Eichi avoided answering as though Ibara had asked whether he put poison in the tea or not.
Maybe that was exactly what Ibara was asking.
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HiMERU Suffering For My Own Guilty Comfort by cacingstars (funeral_longan)
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
15 Oct 2024
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"Whoa, whoa!" Rinne caught HiMERU before he fell, keeping him steady with his hand. "What's wrong?!"
HiMERU made a faint sound of choking, covering his mouth.
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a second, an understudy by cacingstars (funeral_longan)
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
12 Oct 2024
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HiMERU switched the lights on. Their apartment was already gloomy enough without all the dust that piled up after he moved into Seisoukan. Flattened cardboard boxes stacked neatly in a corner, plastic sheets covering the furniture.
Will this place be a home for Kaname when he gets better? Or will he live in Seisoukan?
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HiMERU always regarded Tatsumi as a holy jerk, but now his presence was comforting to him, and he almost saw a halo above Tatsumi's head. It must be the tears in his eyes that blurred and deceived his vision.
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The Departed Cannot Return by cacingstars (funeral_longan)
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
10 May 2024
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Mika solemnly held up his palm, the dead moth shimmering upon it. "Look," said he.
"It looks like you," said the man with the French accent.
Mika's face was blank still. "Forget it."
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nagisa-coloured eggs!?
inspired by my friend (m1kas0ra on tumblr, i haven't asked their ao3)
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- Part 2 of egg